How to get a MtF gf who greets me like this when I come home? I need one.

>>40334080 (OP)
buy them wings

>>40334080 (OP)
You're a coom brained moron

>>40334080 (OP)
Me but I am already taken

>>40334080 (OP)
i look like this and say this and do this

>>40334080 (OP)
That's literally me when I get to live with my gf

>>40334089
I'm not. Unlike you, I have a sense of humor.

>>40334094
Where are you from?

>>40334087
Eww.

>>40334080 (OP)
puppygirls throw themselves at me, sorry chaser

>>40334080 (OP)
be a transbian top. if you are into cnc you might even get it without even asking! i- she'll just pull your dick out and just start sucking the second you get back from work

Interesting

>>40334137
And what is your secret?

>>40334141
woah this is super hot but I’d have to convert to transbianism

>>40334274
tall and big dick and girl

>>40334080 (OP)
Sauce?

>>40334312
Hi LB

>>40334141
Fuck off, transbian troll

>>40334458
lb has a tiny dick
haven't you seen her porn?

>>40334589
That's disgusting. Where?

>>40334280
take the transbian pill

>>40334448
https://kohlchan net/b/res/10415048.html#q10416239

>>40334618
google lbanton porn

>>40334080 (OP)
Be attractive and have a nice looking cock. Helps if its big. Pretty easy to get just dont be a retard.

>>40334080 (OP)
thank god i get to look like this and act like this with my bf

>>40334731
I have all this. What now? It's not like they sell tranny at walmart.

>>40334767
post unsee lil bro let’s see if you rlly got it

>>40335039
I don't have no unsee.