Relationships are tough, you have to shower everyday, not just once a week

:(

>>40336287 (OP)
If you were dating me you’d never have to shower

>>40336287 (OP)
need transbian gf who only showers once a week

>>40336529
Hey

I am the sharpest tool in the shed, but doesn't showering everyday kill skin cells?

>>40336287 (OP)
7 years into a relationship and i shower the least i have in my life

>>40336537
fuck i meant to add "not" in-between "am" and "the". God, I really need to proofread my posts

>>40336532
hiiiii :3
are you cute?

>>40336537
If I don't shower everyday I start getting itchy, it's so fucking hot in here

>>40336552
she is mine anon back off

>>40336552
No sorry
Gorillahonneverpasser

>>40336579
i don't believe you

>>40336579
prove it

>>40336579
post smelly ballsack

>>40336564
You're itchy because you've completely dried out your skin and any contact is irritating.
You should only properly shower twice a week. If you're especially dirty one day like yeah sure, but you don't need to rewash your hair and scrub. Just a wipe down.

>>40336679
You just have too im sorry :(
>>40336846
Why would i embarrass myself like that
>>40336879
Kys

>>40336969
Have to belive me**
Its hot outside and im retarded

>>40336969
oh well. girls who think they're ugly are my type anyways

>>40336287 (OP)
optimal cock musk is achieved after 2 days of not doing much or 1 day where you go on a long walk

>>40337039
reallll

>>40336579
this not true please cuddle and maybe hump my butt. just please let me be in arms. i need help

>>40337039
I've had srs, I forgot what dick smells like, need bf

Transbians chase each other... in some kind of stink vortex
...

ew

>>40337813
^~^

>>40337813
Hello im stink :)