Exercise, you lazy bitches

>>40339739 (OP)
mffghhfgh...

>>40339824
Get down the gym and lift!!

>>40339739 (OP)
I do
It's helping me pull trannies
They love my shitty ass biceps
I'm not even truly ripped yet

>>40339739 (OP)
What excercise routine do i need to look like this

t.twinkhon

>>40339739 (OP)
that is pure fat

>>40339945
Genetics + calorie surplus

>>40339739 (OP)
this looks super edited

>>40339739 (OP)
I want to exercise but:
>i never, EVER leave my house. also my skin is so pale walking outside would burn me to a crisp in the sunlight like a vampire
so should I just bite the bullet and buy a peloton bike?

>>40339945
That's a cisoid
>>40339952
Wrong + bitter + male

>>40340016
blind + hon + coping

>>40339824
woah he's back to tripping welcome back

>>40339995
I use my exercise bike at night time, because I too burn in the sun. I have to wear two layers of sunscreen, a visor and an umbrella, and I still burn.

Also do NOT get a peloton, they can remotely lock it if you don't pay the subscription. Get a basic exercise bike with somewhere to hold your phone and use apps

>>40339910
Have the body of a chud, and the personality of a Prince and you will be loved until the day you die

>>40339945
>twinkhon

You need to eat bitch, your tatties and bum need to be jiggling when you walk, so go and eat, now!

Also squats, Romanian deadlifts, hip abduction, and hip thrusts. Start now, do 10 bodyweight squats right now in your room

>>40339739 (OP)
I can never stick to a routine. It's fucking embarrassing. I'm a fat cow.

>>40340083
>they can remotely lock it if you don't pay the subscription
but the peloton has the games/leaderboard where you can compete against other people doesn't it
that seems fun

>>40340133
Hahaha... wait, are you serious....?

HAHAHAHA

>>40340141
what's wrong with what I said?!

I don't "work out" but I do a lot of yard work and spend hours outside working on my 5 grapevines. All this bending down gave me a fat ass, though.
t. gayden

>>40340128
you're an angel is what you are

>>40340146
Imagine paying 400 quid, dollars whatever, for a bike you do not own, that can be bricked at any time by the company if you don't pay monthly, and will be bricked anyway when the company inevitably folds.

Or just get a basic exercise bike, do everything peloton does on your phone, and be able to actually own your property, rather lease it

>>40340128
Don't have a routine, just go gym for 15 mins a day. Do you have a gym membership? Just to sit on your phone whilst on the leg machine, sit on the exercise bike and do the most slow speed at the lowest setting whilst watching lord of the rings or whatever you're into.

Don't beat yourself up, at all. Give yourself a chance

>>40340160
>grapevines
How good does your wine taste?

>>40339739 (OP)
at the moment just walking around my house makes me extremely tired and kinda pukey

>>40339739 (OP)
no, you can't make me!

okay, time to get back to it I guess...

>>40340210
Do you have hypothyroidism? That's what I had. Or anemia?

>>40340260
run away infection from dental abscess not medicated properly. basically wasn't taken seriously at dentist they didn't dose it high enough it became immune and the hospital gave me really strong shit and its still not fixing it so i'm probably going to the hospital again next week for a long stay.

>>40339739 (OP)
if you cant tell this pic is edited you're ngmi

i swam for a while today!

>>40339739 (OP)
GIWTWM OR THAT SHE’D SIT ON MY FACE
>>40339952
Wrong, she has muscle under that. Absolutely BVILT.

>>40339739 (OP)
this image has convinced me to start working out

>>40341630
Youre winning life anon

:)

>>40340277
Oh god im sorry. I fucking hate dentists, they seem so incompetent.

So the infection you have is antibiotic resistant?

>>40339739 (OP)
>christian
>weeb
>cis female
>works out
>tomboy
>asian
She's like a chuds dream girl.

>>40339739 (OP)
>lol, those filters
>she had multiple rounds of lipo
asian momokun wannabe, just as fake

>>40339739 (OP)
Why do people who urge others to work out often post women who clearly don't work out? It's clearly filters and surgeries, you can't have that small of a waist naturally when you have so much fat on your "fupa", spot fat reduction isn't a thing, it's only possible via lipo. Ib4 "buh what about her biceps and calves?", that's called being a stumpy asian female, stumpy latinas have those as well.

>>40339739 (OP)
im too disabled for that i can barely walk

>>40339824
flux my dear <3 <3

>>40342657
idk but it's so tiring going through workout tutorials as a tranner and seeing some eastern asian twig with a bbl try to tell me her routine is 20lb dumbells or cables and it's all hard work
the fact most people have never even seen a woman who lifts only confounds this because nobody knows what a female frame even looks like with muscle definition (ie. nothing like a mans, which both guys and girls think happens if a food picks up a dumbell)

>>40339739 (OP)
I feel awkward about going to the gym as a tranny.

>>40339739 (OP)
fat

>>40343462
Wear gym clothes there and back to avoid the women's room. Elsewhere nobody will talk to you as long as you don't make eye contact or fail a lift dangerously.

>>40339739 (OP)
i did you fuck

>>40339824
Hey Flux I want to be your pussy slave and I'm a cis male is that ok

>>40339739 (OP)
The only way i can cope with the dysphoria this gives me is thinking about how much i want to fuck the shit out of this chick.
t. Repper.

>>40339739 (OP)
Do gynephiles really find this thick midget attractive?

>>40339739 (OP)
Just did! Post gym pump is so nice when it's in the right places.

>>40344940
cope + bitterhon

>>40344940
Yes. Extremely so. Don't get me wrong I love love love thin and tall people, that's like my type, but even I feel the primal desire to breed that a body like that awakens.

>>40344890
Kinda same

>>40343605
Not that anon but I don't wanna do that, I need a shower after sweating. How bad of an idea would it be to just go to the men's side as a passoid with tits but also non-op?

>>40343205
There's no real difference between what exercises men and women should do and how. The main factor is your proportions and the desired outcome. Like, if you want bigger legs, you train legs, if you don't want a bigger upper body, you kinda skip it, just hit some muscles that are needed for training legs, like, your mid back for your squats and shit like that. It's unironically pointless to try to look for female fitness content because they try to sell some bogus shit to karens who only want gimmicks.

>>40346223
cool art
source?

>>40341640
ok still looking like the michellin man
like those dudes who inject fluid into themselves trying to look jacked

>>40346223
>How bad of an idea would it be to just go to the men's side as a passoid with tits but also non-op?
Honestly it would likely be just fine, but you're going to get very awkward looks, and just maybe a gym bro or two even more awkwardly asking you out. Despite the stereotype guys with the discipline to hit the gym regularly have the discipline to not rape a woman and might even have the courage to talk to a girl. I feel this will be true in blue or red areas but do look out for your safety if anyone makes you feel like they genuinely hate you.