>>40366844 (OP)1. Place her in a cardboard box so she doesn't roam around and hurt herself
2. Get her a helmet so she doesn't hurt her little head
3. Give her a sweatband, but put it around her neck to catch her drool
4. Give her a nintendo DS so she can catch pokemon all day
5. Coddle, dote upon, and just generally take care of her ^~^