>>40373791 (OP)uhhhhhh no on all three
sleeping with someone is cute in your head until you get assaulted by body heat and end up melting. if you were someone really really close to me i might cuddle or be fine with touching, but as-is i'm ultra cagey about that sort of thing and get uncomfortable very quickly. but you aren't hairy and that is like. better than 90% of dudes
anyhow if my first thought of you is 'dude from /lgbt/' i'd be sceptical at best