>walking down the street, minding own business
>accidentally shoulderbump some dude
>he's like "my bad bro" and offers me a soda from his backpack
>kinda sus but grab the can, I pause
then he speaks:
>"some faggot gave it to me, I took it outta politeness but faggots are gross, I ain't drinking that shit. you want it?"
>force a smile like it's all fine
>pretend it's nothing, pretend I'm nothing
>"sure bro faggots are gross"

So, this is how average people really see us outside the tv scripts, dei corporate agenda, and Reddit circlejerks?
I'm glad I stayed closeted.
Maybe it was never hate but pure, visceral repulsion.

>>40381500 (OP)
>make up scenario
>the villain is based
many such cases

>>40381500 (OP)
He sounds so based
You should have sucked his dick

faggots are lowkey gross. you can fuck dudes without being a fag

it's true i was the shoulder

>>40381500 (OP)
unironically i am an average straight cismale
well
not really average im a loser and a sperg
but unironically dont view fags or trannies with disgust or hatred
i think you guys are cool and I would love to cuddle with one of you if you were cute.

>>40381559
you are the worst kind of faggot

>>40381559
prison gays our loyal allies

>>40381559
Id love to cuddle with you too

>>40381559
>straight cismale
straight men don't refer to themselves as "cis"

>>40381500 (OP)
Straggots say insane shit when they think you're one of them.

Makes me want to get my hammer.

>>40381578
I guess me and that guy are the two exceptions then

>>40381592
bud, you are not straight, come out the closet.

>>40381500 (OP)
>walking down the street home from work
>clumsy dude knocks into me
>goes "my bad bro" and offers me soda
>creeped out but take it so he doesn't schizo out and stab me or something
>starts schizo mumbling about "faggots" and how one gave him the soda
>right...
>agree with what he's saying without listening because I want to go home
>dust off the can when I get back and check for anything suspicious
>half a dozen different fingerprints

>>40382110
me when i can identify and differentiate fingerprints in the comfort of my home