Zelda... - /lgbt/ (#40403850) [Archived: 282 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:34:15 PM No.40403850
Cis zelda
Cis zelda
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Nintendo decided to cast a random cis girl as Zelda. Despite Schafer being more famous and looking more like Zelda.

Has anyone checked up on Hunter Schafer? She and her team tried so hard to make it happen. This must be very difficult for her...
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:36:12 PM No.40403858
This could have been the movie of the decade, instead it will be forgotten
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:37:55 PM No.40403862
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These are the same people accusing Hollywood of being pedo.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:38:49 PM No.40403868
lmao, you act like some troons shilling hunter on 4chan and twitter to try get him casted as zelda would work
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:40:41 PM No.40403875
That was an opticsnuke waiting to happen and I'm glad nintendo had a bomb defusal squad ready
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:41:09 PM No.40403878
>>40403850 (OP)
the movie probably wouldve unironically been banned in the us had they casted hunter schafer. nintendo is a scummy evil company anyway and you shouldnt support them monetarily
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:42:12 PM No.40403879
>>40403868
Hunters like 30
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:42:57 PM No.40403885
15_Illegally_Smol_Kittens_Who_Make_Up_The_Worlds_Cutest_Criminals
>>40403850 (OP)
Hollywood? Making retarded casting decisions? Say it ain't so!
In all seriousness those look like middleschoolers, are they famous on tiktok or something?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:54:52 PM No.40403925
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;____;
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:58:27 PM No.40403945
xdmuaFcOZ4
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>>40403850 (OP)
it's so over
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:02:36 PM No.40403976
>nooooo hire a bpd schizo tranny whore you CHUDS
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:06:08 PM No.40403994
>>40403850 (OP)
it's fucking NINTENDO, company famous for their DEI and woke politics. How could this happened, I'm literally crying and shaking rn, it's so over, chuds literally won
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:06:28 PM No.40403999
>>40403976
>actors that look like children are surely better for the roles of ADULT CHARACTERS because zelda is kids game anyway or something
are we going to have a second minecraft movie?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:07:37 PM No.40404005
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>>40403994
>chuds literally won
run a primary next time.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:07:55 PM No.40404006
>>40403868
>>40403976
>>40403994
anon this is pathetic but ig this is something more catering to your tastes, judging by the average age of women you goon over
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:08:04 PM No.40404007
>>40403994
chuds haven't stopped winning since Trump won the election.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:14:08 PM No.40404029
>>40403850 (OP)
forgetting the hunter shit, couldn't they at least pick a person that vaguely looks like zelda and not a cookiecutter kid looking attractive woman #12932? Did they only pick her because they could get simps to watch the movie?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:33:31 PM No.40404132
>>40403999
they all look 25 what are you talking about pedo? cis zelda looks older than hunter
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:36:35 PM No.40404146
>>40403999
Are Zelda and link adults
Thought they were like 16. I feel like people cast 24 year olds as teens so much more these days because they know people will goon to them. It probably contributes to people thinking 20 year olds are literal children because their subjective depictions of young teens are always 20 nowadays
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:37:15 PM No.40404149
>>40404029
zelda looks like a generic attractive young woman so the casting is right on the money.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:41:58 PM No.40404179
>>40403879
Hunter is 26.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:46:51 PM No.40404201
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>>40404029
>kid looking attractive woman
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:47:56 PM No.40404207
>>40404132
what kind of 25 year olds are you living around? These look like british middle schoolers, maybe junior high at best
>>40404146
in the current version they're around 20 iirc
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:48:06 PM No.40404210
>>40404201
>The word โ€œcuteโ€ when youโ€™re addicted to post modernism
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:49:16 PM No.40404213
>>40404207
Nta but the new Zelda looks like a woman in her early twenties. Not even close to a middle schooler. You must be living around fatties or maybe a culture where heavy makeup is preferred.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:49:32 PM No.40404215
>>40404207
>british middle schoolers
>junior high
Bong here and I have no idea what those terms mean. We have primary school, secondary school and sixth form.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:50:27 PM No.40404223
>>40404201
reminder that to most men women above 19 are "hitting the wall". The preference for "attractive women" will always skew to the ones looking like teenagers. Just so that you remember you never hate them enough
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:52:28 PM No.40404233
bonggenesvsamericantwinkgenes
bonggenesvsamericantwinkgenes
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>>40404213
>>40404207
Holy fuck you cucks, the actors ages are easily searchable. The girl is 21 and the guy is 16. They look their ages because they are their ages. Muh "they look x". Yes, you can find this Zelda hot, she's an adult woman. Can't wait for this retarded debate to go on until this movie releases...

People age differently. The "this person looks x age" is retarded because people can look vastly different at given ages. If they are 18 and over I will goon to them and YOU CANT STOP ME
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:52:38 PM No.40404235
>>40404213
hm, not really
might be because i'm eastern eu and most women stop looking like that when they finish puberty, but i genuinely don't know a place in which women have this amount of neoteny by the time they're adults
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:54:43 PM No.40404247
>>40404235
Ah, that explains it. FYI you can find this phenotype in Western Europe. It reads as adult to me because I've met plenty of 20+ women who look similar.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:57:13 PM No.40404255
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>>40404223
Maybe women in their 20s that "look like teenagers" actually just look how they are meant to look in their 20s. Maybe teenagers are looking 20, and that's why they look 30 by their 20s. Maybe your perception of what highschoolers look like is warped by them having been played by adults in hollywood, or by college age adults being played by those in their 30s.

People find youthfulness attractive, they always will. You can shame, berate and moral police people into oblivion but do you think you are going to change biologically-wired preferences? Cope more. Just because you hit the wall at 25 doesn't mean all women do.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:57:26 PM No.40404256
>>40403850 (OP)
Honestly I think Link is the bigger miscast here, I donโ€™t think he looks like how link is typically portrayed at all. He may be a good actor for the role tho idk
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:57:38 PM No.40404258
Hunter doesn't pass and he is very old, Zelda is like early 20s.
The Link casting is bafflingly shit tho, Link isn't a chubby teen.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:58:15 PM No.40404261
>>40404235
What are you talking about? There are tons of slavic women that still look very cute in their 20s. I've fapped to enough camgirls to know this.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:58:28 PM No.40404264
>>40404258
>Hunter
>he
>very old
She is 26.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:59:31 PM No.40404270
>>40404261
>still look very cute in their 20s
Found the pedo.
Replies: >>40404285
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:59:47 PM No.40404272
>>40404256
Hopefully he ends up with the signature hair by the end of the movie or something. But honestly though it's not easy to cast Link. There are only so many prettyboy androgynous guys in the world and Hollywood has to pick from what stock it has.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:00:24 PM No.40404276
>>40404264
>he
Doesn't pass so he.
>26, very old
Yes, that's too old for Zelda who is supposed to be no older than 25 in most iterations.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:02:23 PM No.40404284
>>40404276
You can't salvage this trolling attempt. Be more subtle the next time you try.
Replies: >>40404294
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:02:44 PM No.40404285
>>40404270
Sure, by your retarded standards. Men like cute girls, men like youth. You can look at all the highest earning pornstars and it is obvious what guys desire. If liking a cute girl in her 20s with a tight, petite body makes me a pedo, I'm a pedo. I don't care anymore. No, I will not pretend to like saggy tits and horsefaces just because society would prefer that I do. Humans have been getting more neotenous for thousands of years, it is natural evolution and a sign of superiority. Ugly, old-looking, ape-looking fucks need to keep their mouths shut.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:03:45 PM No.40404288
>>40404276
>Zelda who is supposed to be no older than 25 in most iterations.
Citation needed.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:04:06 PM No.40404289
>>40403850 (OP)
>casting relatively unknown britbongs
It wouldโ€™ve been nice to have that W and all, but Iโ€™m not exactly upset or anything. I like seeing this instead of notoriety-based casting, I was worried theyโ€™d just cast Anya-Taylor Joy again or something stupid. Schafer still has Kojima and these choices make it clear they arenโ€™t going for late Gamecube/Wii-era Zelda art direction which is to be expected.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:04:57 PM No.40404294
>>40404284
Im deadly serious
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:05:19 PM No.40404295
>>40404294
F
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:06:31 PM No.40404301
>>40404285
>I'm a pedo
Kys :3
>Ugly, old-looking, ape-looking fucks need to keep their mouths shut.
This also applies to men. Now post face.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:11:31 PM No.40404335
>>40404233
nobody's stopping you man
it's just odd that you get so defensive when it's pointed out that they are heavily neotenous
>>40404261
>fapped to enough camgirls
they often use make-up to look younger as well as surg up
>t. knew a camgirl
>>40404255
I largely don't watch holywood, my perspective is based off of how i remember my classmates looking when i was back in school and looking at other students in uni, sometimes neotenous women happen but not that much
Dakota !!SzAOCPNJ/hz
7/16/2025, 3:12:20 PM No.40404337
>>40403850 (OP)
link isn't even blonde the f is this. erasure of our favorite man.
Replies: >>40404354
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:12:53 PM No.40404341
>>40404289
anna taylor joy is good, but definitely not as zelda. I enjoy her in movie originals, not in retellings
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:13:37 PM No.40404345
>>40404341
>anna taylor joy
couldn't act her way out of a paper bag
Replies: >>40404358
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:14:40 PM No.40404354
>>40404337
yep
they fucked up Link
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:15:25 PM No.40404358
>>40404345
Idk what you're talking about, I really enjoyed her acting in the menu, emma and split a bit less but still
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:20:44 PM No.40404383
>>40404301
I'm not retarded enough to post my face on this board but I'm cute. I know I am and I don't need your ugly asses' validation. And yes, it's partially because I have always looked younger than I am. I'm a twink and I prefer other twinks, and I prefer young looking women.

You are an old looking, prematurely aged hagraven with witch skull and horseface, and you think anyone that isn't attracted to your nasolabial folds is a pedo, so be it, fucking uggo worthless cunt.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:24:45 PM No.40404398
>>40404383
youre talking to a tranny, retard
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:27:04 PM No.40404410
>>40403850 (OP)
she doesnt even look like any zelda variant lol why did they choose this
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:28:57 PM No.40404419
>>40403850 (OP)
they were never going to do it but its still disappointing. The last thing Nintendo wants is to make their next big blockbuster a politics show and anything trans related would have done that :(

Still does really suck though i do genuinely think hunter would have been perfect for the role.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:30:15 PM No.40404423
>>40404383
>hurr durr youth
>muh nasolabial folds
>catty twink 2 years from expiry
Checks out.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:35:44 PM No.40404454
What a roller-coaster of a thread.
As a bi woman (cis), I have to say I've never been attracted to a man over 25, but I have been attracted to older women. With men, their faces just turn orcish at a certain age. Some women are into that, but I'm not.
Replies: >>40409454
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:03:20 PM No.40404591
>>40403850 (OP)
Wow these are extremely young actors bad omen for the tone of the movie
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:08:03 PM No.40404614
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>>40404256
>Honestly I think Link is the bigger miscast here, I donโ€™t think he looks like how link is typically portrayed at all.
I think they're going for a generic 80's RPG look for Link (like Link's first iteration) to put more attention & emphasis on Zelda.
Can't say I fully agree with Link's casting, but I see their reasoning
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:08:57 PM No.40404615
>>40403850 (OP)
Tbf, Zelda has a pretty soft face in the most recent games, which Hunter doesn't. It kind of makes sense.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:10:04 PM No.40404620
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>>40404615
Forgot to add this pic of Zelda, sorry
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:14:22 PM No.40404653
Im so crushingly disappointed by this subpar Link
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:16:14 PM No.40404659
>>40404233
I would describe that body type as "brexit"
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:17:01 PM No.40404665
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>>40404653
He is like
So outrageously young to me idk I guess link has been a teen from time to time but idk they literally call him adult link in ocarina of time
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:17:47 PM No.40404671
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>>40404620
On the other hand, she had a slightly sharper face in older games
Replies: >>40405535
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:18:20 PM No.40404677
>>40404665
This is a literal child. Legally he cannot drink Monster in the UK.

What the fuck. Hunter should've got the role but Trump unironically spoke to Bowser, President of NoA, and it didnt happen
Replies: >>40405728
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:55:57 PM No.40404917
Did anyone seriously think it was going to go to hunter
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:58:03 PM No.40404931
>>40404620
they could at least make her more blonde
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:07:02 PM No.40405002
>>40403850 (OP)
The tranny mind virus has only infected the anglosphere, thankfully.
Replies: >>40405060
fixmyname !SjwsCjWjE.
7/16/2025, 5:14:07 PM No.40405050
>>40403976
she's a professional at her job lol.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:15:41 PM No.40405060
>>40405002
im glad the nips still know what a woman is
Replies: >>40405185
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:15:45 PM No.40405062
>>40403850 (OP)
The conservative company in a socially conservative country didn't hire a tranny for their movie in the middle of a culture war in one of their primary markets? Uhwhaaaaa?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:20:27 PM No.40405082
>>40403850 (OP)
Link doesnt really look like link either. Guess they went for someone younger because the characters are in their teens in most iterations? I dont know, but I would have preferred Schafer
>t. Bishit
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:34:59 PM No.40405155
Hunter literally looks like a dude. Agp fags inserting themselves once again
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:41:49 PM No.40405185
>>40405060
Japan formally recognises trans women are women.

Only lunatic cunts like you who want the dark ages back care
Replies: >>40405318 >>40415051
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:51:36 PM No.40405242
>>40403850 (OP)
Meh we win everything else like beauty pageants and women's track meets, I'll keep transitioning and still being more woman than you are.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:57:48 PM No.40405276
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This image is verypowerful. The cis has had enough! Time to push back against the trans madness.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:05:04 PM No.40405318
>>40405185
Pretending we can untether gender from sex is not progressive. It's wish fulfillment. This needs to stop.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:06:43 PM No.40405323
Link has a square face, that's the real crime
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:24:28 PM No.40405465
>>40404207
>the current version
WHICH ONE
Replies: >>40407193
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:26:59 PM No.40405492
>>40405318
seperating sex from gender is transhobes wanting to have their cake and eat it too
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:31:18 PM No.40405535
I hate to be that person, but...
>>40404671
soul
>>40404620
soulless
Replies: >>40405743
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:51:38 PM No.40405699
>>40405318
Transexual. I changed my sex at the genetic level, screaming like a lunatic doesnt help you, if it was gonna help you it wouldve by now
Replies: >>40405840
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:55:06 PM No.40405728
>>40404665
>>40404677
There are plenty of games where Link is a child. I don't understand what the issue is. And if they want to make more of these, he might age into the role a bit more for the sequel.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:56:06 PM No.40405743
>>40405535
One day people are gonna figure out that BOTW and TOTK are soulless, boring games that barely qualify as being Zelda titles.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:08:32 PM No.40405840
>>40405699
Yeah, see, this is why we need so-called "Gender Dysphoria" reclassified as a BIID.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:10:57 PM No.40405860
>>40403850 (OP)
>black zelda
Yuck
Replies: >>40405874 >>40405945
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:11:38 PM No.40405868
>>40405743
I never played the games I'm just looking at the art, but in the older one she's cat pretty like an elf would be while in the BOTW one she looks like a pixar character
Replies: >>40405877
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:12:14 PM No.40405874
>>40405860
Bot
Replies: >>40405909
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:13:03 PM No.40405877
>>40405868
BotW is a descendant of Baphomet
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:17:12 PM No.40405909
>>40405874
She has an obvious hexdecaroon phenotype. It's crazy how much nintendo hates trans people thar they would cast a black woman as zelda over hunter.
Replies: >>40405930 >>40405945
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:19:56 PM No.40405930
>>40405909
cis women are hotter, deal with it
Replies: >>40406013
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:21:24 PM No.40405945
>>40405909
>>40405860
This is some schizo level cope.
G~ !!2Ag5BbIcpdQ
7/16/2025, 7:23:15 PM No.40405952
>>40403850 (OP)
Actually pissed about this
Hunter wouldโ€™ve been the perfect Zelda
Replies: >>40405966
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:23:41 PM No.40405956
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>>40405743
a "Zelda title" isn't actually a cohesive set.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:25:20 PM No.40405966
>>40405952
>t. Hunter Schafer's PR firm
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:26:41 PM No.40405980
>>40404233
This. The cute twink playing link is even legal in 99% of the world. The only ones seething about this are post-wall toasties and post-twinkdeath bottoms
Replies: >>40406138
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:29:49 PM No.40406013
>>40405930
Black women aren't cis
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:37:53 PM No.40406076
>>40405743
Nah both games are pretty good, though too wide, their main problem is how big they are, open world is doomed to be stuffed with filler derivative content which lessens the perceived quality.
Replies: >>40406104
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:42:28 PM No.40406104
>>40406076
Zelda games are just better being dungeon based with an overworld rather than fully open world. BOTW feels empty, it feels dead. I had the same problem with Halo Infinite. I think a Zelda game with Skyrim levels of town/NPC density could be pretty cool, but we're not going to get that. I feel depressed running about in an open world that is sparse and where most NPCs are just there to attack you.
Replies: >>40406414
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:46:38 PM No.40406138
>>40405980
He looks nothing like Link. That's the problem.
Replies: >>40406185 >>40413299
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:51:43 PM No.40406185
>>40406138
If they gave him the right hair and outfit he'd be just fine.
Replies: >>40406234
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:57:32 PM No.40406234
>>40406185
If an orange was green, it would be an apple.
If grandma had a dick, she would be a grandpa.
Replies: >>40406244
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:59:20 PM No.40406244
>>40406234
I'm just saying he could be made to look decently enough like Link. There's only so close you can get to the character with the stock of actors there are. He's white, blue eyed, pale skined, young, fairly cute looking and has the potential to grow into his looks more

[spoiler]when I say cute I mean in a kitten sort of way, no pedo[/spoiler]
Replies: >>40406273 >>40407201
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:03:47 PM No.40406273
>>40406244
>the potential to grow into his looks more
He has that Tom Welling phenotype, but I'm not sure about him being able to pull off Link.
Replies: >>40406290
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:06:49 PM No.40406290
>>40406273
I'm just not sure anyone can. Link has that twinky androgyny but also ottermode body that is rare outside of the onlyfans twinks I masturbate to.
Replies: >>40406345
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:11:51 PM No.40406342
>>40404233
Ageism and attraction to neoteny are the new hot topics because libtarded women run social media and they are getting older.
Replies: >>40406413
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:12:38 PM No.40406345
link-twilight-princess
link-twilight-princess
md5: 71b1b666bea36bba2d843367a071d1bc๐Ÿ”
>>40406290
If that's really the case, then I wonder if it would have been easier to get a trans man to play him? Lots of androgynoys FtTwinks out there, and T would fix the voice issue...
Replies: >>40408449
Dakota !!SzAOCPNJ/hz
7/16/2025, 8:14:07 PM No.40406356
Twilight princess is the only good semi modern zelda the switch stuff is lame and killing the characters to make some boring generic blobs.
Replies: >>40406446
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:14:55 PM No.40406360
>>40404146
they donโ€™t do it for gooning reasons moron, they do it so they donโ€™t have to deal with the complications that come from hiring minors, like having to have a set teacher and having more limited hours theyโ€™re allowed to work
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:19:40 PM No.40406413
>>40406342
I thought it's because undateable men are getting older and start whining even louder.
>ageism
Is a real problem when we talk about seniors. Lots of old people are treated horribly by employers, or even by their families. If it's being talked about, good.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:19:47 PM No.40406414
>>40406104
I understand, but the formula was getting stale and Zelda have always had some sort of open overworld, it was OoT that closed it due to hardware limitations and the change of perspective, this pushed devs to create more intricate dungeons while neglecting the overworld, by WW it was obvious they were trying to give it a purpose, TP tried to come back to the OoT formula sprinkled with huge fields to create a sense of scale, SS started to merge puzzle solving with it but it was held back by the 3D formula.

BotW felt fresh and being able to go anywhere gave us a new perspective of Hyrule, its main problem was that it was mostly mountains and barren plains and traversing it became stale fast, TotK tried to solve this problem by adding the building mechanics which by themselves add a lot of depth but Nintendo's obsession with limiting the player was their main drawback.

If you really don't like open world I suggest you give up on the franchise, at least temporarily, judging by the recent releases Nintendo has chosen it as their preferred world style, I expect a reworked hyrule but still open world, I hope they learn from their mistakes and use their experience with MKW and the new DK to make it denser and add a fun traversing mechanic.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:24:04 PM No.40406446
>>40406356
>only good
That's harsh, it is the one closest to OoT, too close to be honest, but the following games are good too, as much as people hate BotW/TotK they are a natural progression from the previous games, maybe if the open world was a bit more closed and had a more intricate layout like Elden Ring it would have been better.
Replies: >>40406469
Dakota !!SzAOCPNJ/hz
7/16/2025, 8:26:20 PM No.40406469
>>40406446
i mostly dislike modern link and zelda looking so frumpy
Replies: >>40406534
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:33:15 PM No.40406534
51e744a953370ec09ab1cfdafd0b4a97
51e744a953370ec09ab1cfdafd0b4a97
md5: 1820fdd2a8dc3939a61a8fae9ed70ed2๐Ÿ”
>>40406469
No way, TotK zelda is easily one of my favorite Zelda designs, she's so cute in there.
Replies: >>40406592 >>40408080
Dakota !!SzAOCPNJ/hz
7/16/2025, 8:38:22 PM No.40406592
mc2ydp3pkqxa1
mc2ydp3pkqxa1
md5: f02a8315e30ee6f400d497dd54c59cf2๐Ÿ”
>>40406534
Nah this better. Princess is supposed to be refined.
Replies: >>40406645 >>40406854 >>40408080
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:43:22 PM No.40406645
>>40406592
Yeah that one's great too, also one of my favorites though that Zelda is canonically useless and it's sad to see how she just appears to cry on screen to later become a literal puppet, such a waste of great design.
Replies: >>40408080
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:54:25 PM No.40406766
Screenshot 2025-07-16 145401
Screenshot 2025-07-16 145401
md5: 51d98891d4ba65261ae15ce3c2a24bf9๐Ÿ”
>>40403850 (OP)
Why are people so desperate for this to be Zelda?
Replies: >>40407232 >>40407979 >>40413089 >>40415080
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:56:38 PM No.40406789
>>40403999
>ADULT CHARACTER
Zelda and Link are not adults in most of their incarnations, they're teenagers you fake fan.
Replies: >>40407216
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:02:39 PM No.40406854
>>40406592
Isn't she one of the most hated versions of Zelda?
Replies: >>40407302 >>40415068
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:40:44 PM No.40407193
>>40405465
tears of the kingdom? did another one come out?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:41:46 PM No.40407201
>>40406244
he looks like he belongs in a hobbit movie
Replies: >>40407328
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:43:57 PM No.40407216
>>40406789
in most iterations she's around 20 and shit who knows how old atp according to lore
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:45:52 PM No.40407232
>>40406766
>fujonig account
opinion discarded
Dakota !!SzAOCPNJ/hz
7/16/2025, 9:53:14 PM No.40407302
>>40406854
by fatties probably
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:56:02 PM No.40407328
Frodo_(FotR)
Frodo_(FotR)
md5: e6cd445097ec5098112fae70f74ce9c2๐Ÿ”
>>40407201
>implying LOTR era Elijah Wood wouldn't have been a top tier choice for Link
Replies: >>40407338 >>40407386 >>40407900
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:56:56 PM No.40407338
>>40407328
are you baiting or fr i can't tell
Replies: >>40407524
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:59:54 PM No.40407369
Here is the casting procedure:
>Zelda: whoever titillates straight men the most
>Link: who's the tastiest underage twink as decided by the Hollywood Council of Pederasts
Replies: >>40407379 >>40407454
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:00:49 PM No.40407379
>>40407369
that's 90% of casting, rest 10% is "what will make people seethe the most and maybe ragewatch because our film is absolute hot unwatchable garbage that nobody would go to otherwise"
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:01:53 PM No.40407386
>>40407328
Damn I actually see it
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:08:57 PM No.40407454
>>40407369
there's no way women are attracted to 'tasty underage twinks'. they certainly wouldn't be writing erotic fiction about highschool boys...
Replies: >>40407466
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:10:24 PM No.40407466
>>40407454
Kekkkkkk this
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:17:23 PM No.40407524
>>40407338
Literally just give him straight hair and put a green sock on his head and he's Link, fym.
Replies: >>40407583 >>40407900
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:25:12 PM No.40407583
>>40407524
K, looking at older iterations, i can agree with that. The casting is abhorrent though, why do they look so british wtf
Also LOL at the reddit reaction
>casting bongian randos is good because its not chris pratt
At least make them look like the characters for fucks sake
Replies: >>40407875
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:00:48 PM No.40407875
>>40407583
At the end of the day I think it's an impossible casting. The girl is fine, but finding a guy who looks like Link is very difficult. I can't think of anyone in acting right now who could pull it off flawlessly
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:04:16 PM No.40407900
>>40407328
>>40407524
Are you face blind? Looks absolutely nothing like Link. For one thing, his jaw is too square and broad.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:15:28 PM No.40407979
>>40406766
Troons are narcissists who need constant dicksucking or they'll literally die.
Replies: >>40408156
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:29:04 PM No.40408080
>>40406534
>>40406592
>>40406645
My favorite Zelda is Tetra but there is absolutely no way they would make a WW movie at this point.
Replies: >>40408134
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:36:03 PM No.40408134
>>40408080
If they make a cgi movie it'll definitely be Wind Waker.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:37:37 PM No.40408156
>>40407979
Man when the casting critique amounted to nothing but cherrypicked angles and troon bad you just know it was good
Replies: >>40408331 >>40415097
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:54:52 PM No.40408331
zw72qjv2plb31
zw72qjv2plb31
md5: 289736439c88e0ab8cec0abc791219f7๐Ÿ”
>>40408156
>cherrypicked angles
Nigger, troons are the ones who cherrypick angles for ones where they kinda sorta look less like men if you squint. The moment the filters and favorable angles go away...
Replies: >>40412943 >>40412970
Death to jeruselem
7/17/2025, 12:02:12 AM No.40408415
>>40404179
Yep, so like thirtyโ€ฆ
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:05:28 AM No.40408449
>>40406345
Ftm twinks can't pull off the look as well as an actual shota can
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:27:00 AM No.40408653
>>40404179
looks 36
nah nobody wants that
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:55:57 AM No.40409454
>>40404454
>as a woman (cis)
every time. they just can't stop themselves.
Replies: >>40409649
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:21:40 AM No.40409649
>>40409454
she is right
twink death hits like a mac truck
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:25:08 AM No.40409677
they are setting this up to be potentially be a decade long series of movies. it makes complete sense to cast young unknowns
Replies: >>40409776
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:40:32 AM No.40409765
file
file
md5: b9fada637b3ac13967ade4ddf34998e7๐Ÿ”
>>40404179
>Hunter is 26.
>26
>over 20
TOO OLD
Replies: >>40409846
Dakota !!SzAOCPNJ/hz
7/17/2025, 2:41:25 AM No.40409776
>>40409677
its gonna flop and never get a sequel
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:50:16 AM No.40409846
>>40409765
Leo is gay though.
Replies: >>40409852
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:50:26 AM No.40409847
link
link
md5: 38eb7003cff304174992475174ad831a๐Ÿ”
only way a zelda movie will be kino

1. link must be obnoxious like the zelda cartoon and repeatedly say "WELLLLLLL EXCUSEEEEE MEEEEE PRINCESS"

2. link must have access to a time machine and when not around people should be asking "where's link"?

3. the movie must start and end with the phrase "boy i sure like bombing dodongos"

4. zeldas dad must say the phrase "LINK MAH BOI"
Replies: >>40409870 >>40415116
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:50:49 AM No.40409852
>>40409846
cope, slander, libel
Dakota !!SzAOCPNJ/hz
7/17/2025, 2:53:49 AM No.40409870
>>40409847
acceptable
ๆ‚‰ๅฐผไบบ (Xiniren)
7/17/2025, 3:06:37 AM No.40409944
>>40403850 (OP)
>nooooo not my heckin generic cashgrab based off famous IP!
>how dare they use an actor with more mainstream appeal after trans fatigue
Replies: >>40409991
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:12:21 AM No.40409991
>>40409944
>trans fatigue
u know hond like Toob, Dylan and that guy who takes pics of himself at the disney womens bathrooms caused this. TOTAL HON DETH
Replies: >>40410008
ๆ‚‰ๅฐผไบบ (Xiniren)
7/17/2025, 3:14:56 AM No.40410008
>>40409991
Don't forget total srsoid death too
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:42:15 AM No.40410198
>>40403850 (OP)
why is links hair not blonde?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:00:51 AM No.40411141
Screenshot_20250717_060005_Brave
Screenshot_20250717_060005_Brave
md5: 3fe0962fcc8e6e921b91b9b5ec826a16๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>40412974
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:26:10 AM No.40412943
>>40408331
>proving my point
Replies: >>40414974
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:34:16 AM No.40412970
>>40408331
this picture is a nice reminder to have good posture
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:35:18 AM No.40412974
>>40411141
haha
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:05:30 PM No.40413057
Trannies hyping themselves up over a shared delusion again
its a pretty view-posting when it's shattered
>Why won't they cast OUR TRANNY as a female character in MY VIDEO GAME MOVIE
Lmao get a job
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:08:27 PM No.40413074
>>40404207
Pedo spotted zelda looks 23 link looks like 19
Freak
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:11:47 PM No.40413083
>>40404235
Bro zelda and hunter look the same age. Link has the facial structure of a full grown man but the face of a woman so thatโ€™s weird but they donโ€™t look like children.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:12:45 PM No.40413089
>>40406766
because hunter is so cool and i love her (parasocially)? also who cares about some twitter opinion... it takes 5 seconds to forget about some trip on twitter
Radiochan !!ate8lm4hZuS
7/17/2025, 12:22:02 PM No.40413124
I really have no idea why people thought Nintendo would cast a tranny in one of their movies.
Replies: >>40413523
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:10:06 PM No.40413299
>>40406138
He identifies as Link which is all that matters, you bigot.
Replies: >>40413852
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:17:37 PM No.40413332
Gv_lcqfWQAACJAs
Gv_lcqfWQAACJAs
md5: 45a41e8c5df71079290a321480644ab9๐Ÿ”
The transgender movement is over!
Replies: >>40413852 >>40415061
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:47:16 PM No.40413488
Screenshot_20250717_134641_Brave
Screenshot_20250717_134641_Brave
md5: 3b96b40c772a7282d2f17d7cc5ecb950๐Ÿ”
Has anyone checked up on Hunter?
Replies: >>40413852 >>40415006 >>40415036
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:53:54 PM No.40413523
>>40413124
Delusional trannies thought they had more acceptance and cultural influence than we really have.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:58:28 PM No.40413852
>>40413299
>>40413332
>>40413488
Bro are you still seething nobody wants to see your goonbait actress garbage
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:04:07 PM No.40414974
>>40412943
You look like men because you are men. Die mad.
Replies: >>40415074
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:07:24 PM No.40415006
>>40413488
their face shape and features are absolutely nothing alike.
Dakota !!SzAOCPNJ/hz
7/17/2025, 6:10:48 PM No.40415036
>>40413488
this guy needs to have spiky mitts taped to his hands so he can stop.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:11:59 PM No.40415051
>>40405185
In order to be trans in japan, you're also expected tranners to have no children, surgically sterilize and SRS, and to meet ALL the social requirements of your new sex before it's recognized. That includes passing.
Replies: >>40415074 >>40415084 >>40418426
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:12:52 PM No.40415061
>>40413332
I usually don't have a movement until I get home from work
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:13:23 PM No.40415068
>>40406854
By who? I mean that's a design they used in the Smash Brothers games.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:13:36 PM No.40415074
>>40414974
>still seething
Jeez
>>40415051
First three are wrong but you need a special permit for them
Replies: >>40415138
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:14:24 PM No.40415080
>>40406766
A good chunk of it is pissing of chuds. Another chunk is getting to tell Japan what to do. Another part is twinking out. Another part is seeing LITERALLY ME on the screen.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:14:37 PM No.40415084
>>40415051
it's only bad when iran does it.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:16:29 PM No.40415097
>>40408156
Nobody took the initial stuntcasting seriously enough that they needed a proper critique.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:18:26 PM No.40415116
>>40409847
Don't forget to make tingle a zesty black homosexual, who's an even bigger twink than navi.

The goron should obviously be either jack black or the rock.

Who do you have for Navi?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:20:48 PM No.40415138
>>40415074
>First three are wrong but you need a special permit for them
That used to be a hard legal requirement for the permit and only recently changed, but it's absolutely still a social requirement. It's still based on the Benjamin era protocols.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:11:03 PM No.40417228
>>40404614
Because this is obviously the more well known iteration and theyre definitely trying to appeal to the niche nerds who knew about link in the 80โ€™s rather than the past 20 years of popular blonde link throughout smash and various zelda gamesโ€ฆ movie directors are retarded
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:51:18 PM No.40417507
>>40403850 (OP)
> random cis girl
> Schafer being more famous

you're fucking retard how can you be upset that an actual white cis girl playing white cis girl with soft features and not some 7 feet tall tranny with jew nose that's like if you casted Chris Pratt as Link you fucking faggot retard
Replies: >>40418345
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:55:27 AM No.40418345
>>40417507
Zeldas suppose to dwarf link you dumb fucking jogger
Replies: >>40419135
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:04:38 AM No.40418426
>>40415051
What the hell are the social requirements of a sex? You have to gossip about boys 3 times a day? Lmao fucking sperg
Replies: >>40418899
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:55:26 AM No.40418899
>>40418426
Don't be such a bigot anon. Japan is looser in some ways about roles, but very strict on conforming to societal expectations. If that's really such a hard thing for you to grasp, maybe you should travel more, physically or virtually.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:18:23 AM No.40419135
>>40418345
they're almost the same height, yes, zelda is a LITTLE BIT taller, but not a fucking giant with dick and jew nose

just shut the fuck up and enjoy an actual cis pretty woman playing woman lol
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:32:33 AM No.40419260
>>40404233
Anyone have sauce on the right picture?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:43:35 AM No.40419364
did anyone actually expect hunter to be cast?
they cast children in a movie for children, and adults are upset
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:06:37 AM No.40419590
>>40403850 (OP)
i didnt realize anyone was even serious about this
obviously shes pretty but is hunter schafer even a good actress
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:25:05 AM No.40419768
>>40403850 (OP)
Why would they cast a man to play a woman anon?