I was having irl yaoi with my seme bf and he pulled down his boxers and he had a fleshy strap where his yaoi hole should be

does anyone know what these alpha semes are called

>>40418734 (OP)
none of these words are in the bible, what the hell are you on about

>>40418783
Imagine if you go to hell and your job is to explain /tttt/ posts to various historical figures on pain of torture

>>40418734 (OP)
WHAT THE HELL IS A SEME?

>>40418734 (OP)
karkat was one of the worst trolls btw did literally nothing the entire comic
>t. vriskahead

>>40418834
FUCK YOU. WITHOUT KARKAT HUMANS WOULDN'T EVEN EXIST. BE GRATEFUL.

>>40418734 (OP)
Wtf that sounds so scary Im sorry anon...

>>40418827

OH
MY
GOG

NO W4Y
1 R34LLY D1DNT 3XP3CT TO ST1LL S33 YOU ON TH1S BO4RD

>>40418851
WHY 4R3 YOU ST1LL SO UPP1TY 4BOUT CR34T1NG TH3 34RTH?? G3T YOUR H34D OUT OF YOUR NOOK

YOU R34LLY W4NT TH3M TO TR34T YOU L1K3 TH31R GOG OR SOM3TH1NG??

WHY DO YOU N33D TH31R V4L1D4T1ON??

>>40418734 (OP)
4LSO Y34H WH4T TH3 H3LL 1S A S3M3??

get a real hobby. this aint it

>>40419976
sybau

>>40419976
not sure why you have to turn things into a federal fucking issue when it's just people having fun.

>>40419949
I JUST COULDN'T PASS UP THE OPPORTUNITY THIS TIME AROUND.
AND OBVIOUSLY I'M GOING TO CORRECT SOME ASSHOLE SAYING KARKAT "DID LITERALLY NOTHING". BECAUSE THAT'S JUST FACTUALLY INCORRECT. I'M NOT BEING PRIDEFUL BY NOT JUST SITTING DOWN AND TAKING THAT SHIT. WHAT, DO YOU WANT ME TO HAVE AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX OR SOMETHING? WELL, I REFUSE. NO THANK YOU. I'M GOING TO HAVE A PERFECTLY REASONABLY AMOUNT OF SELF-WORTH COMPLEX.

>>40420194
Y34H BUT L1K3

TH31R WORDS SHOULDNT 3V3N PH4S3 YOU

3SP3C1ALLY NOT 4 BULG3GOBBL1NG ST4T3M3NT L1K3 TH4T ON3

YOU KNOW TH3 TRUTH

BUT 4NYW4Y H4V3 FUN W1TH YOUR " P3RF3CTLY R34SON4BLY AMOUNT OF S3LF-WORTH COMPL3X" TH4T 1 W4SNT TRY1NG TO 1NS1NU4TE YOU H4D

S3R1OUSLY WH4T TH3 FUCK 1S 4 S3M3

HOW H4S NOBODY S41D WH4T 1T 1S Y3T

1M FO4M1NG 4T TH3 T4LK BL4ST3R 1N 4NT1C1P4T1ON

>>40420194
Y34H BUT L1K3

TH31R WORDS SHOULDNT 3V3N PH4S3 YOU

3SP3C14LLY NOT 4 BULG3GOBBL1NG ST4T3M3NT L1K3 TH4T ON3

YOU KNOW TH3 TRUTH

BUT 4NYW4Y H4V3 FUN W1TH YOUR " P3RF3CTLY R34SON4BLY 4MOUNT OF S3LF-WORTH COMPL3X" TH4T 1 W4SNT TRY1NG TO 1NS1NU4TE YOU H4D

S3R1OUSLY WH4T TH3 FUCK 1S 4 S3M3

HOW H4S NOBODY S41D WH4T 1T 1S Y3T

1M FO4M1NG 4T TH3 T4LK BL4ST3R 1N 4NT1C1P4T1ON

/lgbt/ would be saved if everyone just larped as homestuck characters instead

>>40420546
i wwould be fine with that

i will never understand the lengths autists go through to roleplay as homestuck characters on the internet

>>40421259
It's Quite Fun To Do; You Should Try It Some Time Anon

>>40421259
honestly I used to rp as menaah and eridan back in the old days of 2014 and was directly told I was quite good at both

the better-than-canon end for Karkat

>>40421595
DIE

>>40421348
WOW 4 K4N4Y4 RP-3R 1S R4R3

1 DONT TH1NK 1V3 3V3R S33N ON3 OUT 1N TH3 W1LD

GOOD JOB YOU G3T 4 HUG >:]

>>40421820
I Normally Do Not Roleplay But Since She Is One Of My Most Liked Trolls I Thought I Would Give It A Try Here
>GOOD JOB YOU G3T 4 HUG >:]
Thank You For The Hug Terezi Anon

I'll never forgive Hussie for taking this away from me. (Why TF is everyone HS posting today? did I miss a memo?????????)

>>40418734 (OP)
Karkat I love you but you need to stop being a fucking HOMO

homestuckposting is blessed

>>40421874
1TS SO B34UT1FUL

1T BR1NGS 4 T34R TO MY 3Y3

1 C4NT H3LP BUT R34D 3V3RYTH1NG YOU S4Y 1N TH3 "L3TS R34D HOMESTUCK" K4N4Y4 VO1CE 4CTORS VO1C3

>Thank You For The Hug Terezi Anon

TH4NK YOU FOR L1K3

3X1ST1NG K4N4Y4 4NON

L1T3R4LLY N3V3R S33N ON3 B3FOR3

I got filtered by homestuck
I read the first five pages then gave up

>>40422318
good its kinda dogshit

>>40422319
kinda? cmon

>>40418734 (OP)
homestuck is aids water with a side of ghonnorea or however you spell it
i couldnt get past reading it for an hour it was just boring and i need to be constantly stimulated

>>40422332
okay, its total dogshit. It has interesting concepts that it seems to want to bury under entire novellas worth of character dialogue between people you'll end up hating. there is a lot of exposition, and the cool action or visual stuff becomes more and more scant towards the middle which is where most people stop reading

you will get more out of playing undertale/deltarune than this.

>>40422300
>1 C4NT H3LP BUT R34D 3V3RYTH1NG YOU S4Y 1N TH3 "L3TS R34D HOMESTUCK" K4N4Y4 VO1CE 4CTORS VO1C3
Well Thank You Again Anon. That Must Mean I Am Doing A Good Job At Roleplaying Her. Although I Also Read Your Messages In How I Imagine Terezi's Voice Sounds So That Might Just Be Common For Us Homestucks
>L1T3R4LLY N3V3R S33N ON3 B3FOR3
Surely We Are Not That Uncommon As She Is A Quite A Good Troll

dirk strider is a repper

>>40422381
This Is Not To Say That You Are Bad At Roleplaying But Rather That I Always Read Terezi's Quirk In Her Voice

>>40422381
YOU 4R3 DO1NG 4 GOOD JOB!! B3 PROUD!! YOU 4R3 K4N4Y4 M4RY4M 4ND YOUR3 4W3SOM3!!

>Surely We Are Not That Uncommon
1M NOT SO SUR3

TO B3 HON3ST 1 HOM3ST34LTH ON H3R3 WH3N3V3R POSS1BL3 BUT MY OV3R4LL V13W DO3SNT 3NCOMP4SS 4LL HOM3STUCK R3L4T3D SH3N4N1G4NS SOOOOO

1 DUNNO >:?

1 L1K3 K4N4Y4 4 LOT BUT 1 DONT KNOW HOW MOST F33L 4BOUT H3R

1 K1ND4 W1SH TH3R3 W4S 4 PL4C3 FOR TH1S L4RP STUFF BUT TO B3 HON3ST TH4TD T4K3 4W4Y SOM3 OF THE FUN

CL1CK1NG ON TH1S S1T3 4ND R3FR3SH1NG TO F1ND 4 N3W HOM3ST34LTH THR34D 1S SO 3XC1T1NG

>>40422405
UND3RST4ND4BL3!!

>>40422496
You Are Pretty Awsome Yourself Anon. Terezi Is Another Good Troll In My Opinion
>1 L1K3 K4N4Y4 4 LOT BUT 1 DONT KNOW HOW MOST F33L 4BOUT H3R
I For One Really Like Her. In This Image For Example She Looks Quite Cute
>1 K1ND4 W1SH TH3R3 W4S 4 PL4C3 FOR TH1S L4RP STUFF BUT TO B3 HON3ST TH4TD T4K3 4W4Y SOM3 OF THE FUN
I Would Assume That There Are Forums Or Other Such Sites Dedicated To Homestuck Roleplay But Also I Can Understand How That May Take Away Some Of The Fun As These Threads Happen Sort Of Randomly
>CL1CK1NG ON TH1S S1T3 4ND R3FR3SH1NG TO F1ND 4 N3W HOM3ST34LTH THR34D 1S SO 3XC1T1NG
It Is Nice To See Other Homestuck Fans Out In The Wild Wherever That Wild May Be

>>40422372
You need to have a real tolerance for the amounts of pure pointless character dialogue there is, luckily I've got that tolerance and ended up enjoying the slog that is a6a6

There is alot of interesting character stuff that relates to its meta themes too I think, but it's mainly relegated to vriska, dave, dirk, john and the cals for most of the interesting stuff there

>>40422318
you should return to it because i also did this on my first attempt
and then i returned to it because i was really bored one day and got absolutely obsessed
>>40422399
absolutely categorically TRUTH

no homestuck character is trans or could ever be trans but i think a few could be terfs

would spam ywnbaw
>caliborn
>karkat
>sollux
>vriska

would be a hard terf
>rose
>roxy
>kanaya

>>40425890
but john is mtf, it's canon

i can see dirk being fundamentally annoyed with/disgusted by pooners too, gay men don't want pussy. it would make him uncomfortable, like roxy's flirting made him uncomfortable

>>40425999
hs2 isn't canon and no true fan of the series pays attention to it

>>40425999
which is a dumb decision made by some random fan because they got the brobleoroine or whaever the fuck. if you are going to look at it seriously, dirk is much more trans coded.

>>40426533
>if you are going to look at it seriously, dirk is much more trans coded.
TRVKE