>tell my family I have a girlfriend
>wooohooo hell yeah let's go son see how easy it is when you leave your room blabla
>tell them my gf is trans
>father bursts out laughing
>mother pretends to faint
>father says she "better have that shit snipped off"
>mother threatens to kill herself after "waking" up
>sister calls me a fag and says she could've hooked me up with one of her friends
>little zoomer brother LITERALLY says "sus fr"
My family is just one huge clown show and I always end up as the butt of the joke.

>>40435270 (OP)
u are loved <3

>>40435270 (OP)
>>little zoomer brother LITERALLY says "sus fr"
gahahahaha

>>40435270 (OP)
why r u outing ur gf to them?

>>40435297
Because she doesn't fully pass and wants (lol she still wants to meet them after this btw XDDDDDD) to meet my family

>>40435270 (OP)
plot of a mediocre sitcom

>>40435309
better hide all sharps objects from her

>>40435270 (OP)
You should fuck your sister to prove you're straight

>>40435270 (OP)
That's rough. you could've played it off as a joke. They'll never know she has a cock or an SRS hole.

>>40435270 (OP)
han?????

>>40435270 (OP)
as long as you're nice to her and she's nice to you then who gives a fuck. last time I checked ur the only one who's gonna bqng her so who cares what they think.

none of this happened

>>40435270 (OP)
why is ur mother such a fucking loser

>>40435270 (OP)
she has good taste in men. protect her from you parents pls

>>40435436
Uuuuuhm....
>>little zoomer brother LITERALLY says "sus fr"

PUT ME IN THE REDDIT SCREENSHOT RIGHT NOW

>>40435270 (OP)
>>father says she "better have that shit snipped off"
waow based

>>40435270 (OP)
You're being a little bitch rn about this. Especially with that image choice.
Be a fuckin Chad about it and own that shit.
>Yeah I fuck trannies. What of it?
As for your sister, call her out on her shit
>Which one? Better not be the ugly one
It doesn't matter if all her friends are hot

>>40435804
too late, they already posted it.

>>40435854
This nigga a virgin

OP here. I'm just checking to see what non-tranny POV sobposts from here get reposted on nigger sites.

>>40435270 (OP)
>little zoomer brother LITERALLY says "sus fr"
KEK

>>40435311
[audience laughs]

>>40436040
ANON I WALKED IN ON YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND STARWIND IN THE SHOWER
>oh no dad I....
>SHE HAS THE BIGGEST CLIT I EVER SEEN
laughing and clapping

>>40435270 (OP)
Thank you for dating a trans girl

>>40435270 (OP)
Based zoomer brother