>trans girl 4 years hrt, borderline cute, kinda delusional
>decide to go on a date with cis guy from Tinder
>his profile says “not like other guys” which should’ve been a red flag
>whatever.jpeg
>I show up early at the cafe wearing my “I’m not trying but I’m trying” outfit
>tight jeans, oversized sweater, hair looks accidentally perfect
>he shows up 15 minutes late wearing a Rick and Morty hoodie and crocs
>ok maybe he’s just eccentric
>he says “you look… brave”
>thanks I guess
>he starts talking about how he’s totally not transphobic
>“I mean, I’d date a trans girl, obviously, I’m here”
>bro you ARE dating a trans girl, that’s what this is
>he asks if I “still have it” within 10 minutes
>die internally but smile politely because I’m socially conditioned to
>try to change the subject by asking what he does for work
>“I’m a sigma male crypto day trader”
>oh god it’s worse than I thought
>he orders a coffee and then asks if I can pay for both because he “forgot his wallet”
>literally pulls out his phone with a Louis Vuitton case
>I pay because my fight or flight response is stuck on freeze
>he spends the rest of the date explaining how the matrix is real and Andrew Tate is “misunderstood”
>says I’m the most convincing trans girl he’s ever seen
>gee thanks
>says he can “fix” me if I just tried being “based”
>I excuse myself to the bathroom and walk out
>block him
>he dms me the next day on IG apologizing and asking if I’d give him another shot
>“pls respond I think I’m in love”
do i go on another date? he is tall

>hes tall
the fembrained thing to do would be to keep dating low value garbage just because of looks, so go get em tiger

>>40452988 (OP)
Retards like this guy get dates with trans girls and I don't. Incredible.

>do i go on another date? he is tall
Yeah. You deserve him if you're that shallow.

>>40453025
>>40453027
okay ill give him a second chance, it was a joke, im obviously not going on another date with him, might tell him yes and stand him up

>>40452988 (OP)
he’s literally trolling you btw

>>40453025
im so happy im actuallt just a gay man on hrt. if the dude is smaller than me i can pat him on the head and being spooned from behind also provides better ventilation. sometimes ill grab his hands and put them around my body. Hes also gay. I love my faggot life.

>>40452988 (OP)
He will be a giga richoid in like 5 years trust

>>40452988 (OP)
>sigma male crypto day trader
larp cmon guys I can write better than this and I’m not even a tranny

>>40453040
don't be mean, i think he is just an idiot

>>40454520
no i have seen men say ts outloud to be "ironic" except that they are genuinely unemployed gambling on crypto

>>40454530
autistic*

>>40454535
either way, don't stand him up just politely say no, his life probably kinda sucks already

>>40452988 (OP)
Every line was worse than the last. I'm sorry, Anon