>be me
>straight
>go to new that opened up with friends
>its a gay bar
>ohshit.jpg
>drinks are good so we stay
>worrying about getting hit on the entire time
>nobody hits one me
>go back home
>randomly get really sad that no one did

anons why do I really really want to get hit on by other men?

>>40482939 (OP)
it means you're ugly and standoffish ig

>>40482939 (OP)
you sound like a woman that was mad she didnt get catcalled
>be me
>hanging out with gaybro
>he loves to pass the time by catcalling couples
"hey cutie!"
>not you i meant the guy
>the woman usually acts offended and the guy is puffing his chest out or sometimes she will say "damn right my man's cute!"
fun times

>>40482939 (OP)
did your friends get hit on?

>>40483050
>or sometimes she will say "damn right my man's cute!"
Adorable. I feel like thats a sign of a good cishet couple.

>>40483083
you are correct
that goes for any couple
i would rather a girl who does that shit