Dear diary
>eat two kebabs after work
>food coma
>cock is stiff as a rock
>heh, old man still got it
>call over this tranny i hook up with some times
>she sucks me off
>i cum and fall asleep
>wake up to her snuggled into me while she plays with my chest hair
>complete panic
>throw her out
>kinda regret it since that was very rude of me but she really should have left when i fell asleep
>also regret it because I want another blowjob now
Average Thursday for me. Now I need to wait for my belly to relax a bit before I buy her some chocolates and go over to apologize

>>40485906 (OP)
Did you ask for no spicy sauce and no onions, or are you a real man?

>>40485941
no onions on a kebab is genuinely disgusting

>>40485941
I ask for everything of course. Or rather, the guy knows that I want everything so he puts on everything without asking.

>>40485906 (OP)
Every time I read about le male loneliness, I laugh out loud. Such blatant manipulation. Men have maybe 10% of emotional capacity vs. normal person (woman) so the "loneliness" complaints are simply an attempt to extract resources.

>>40485969
I have never been lonely. I think the ones who complain about loneliness are more likely to turn into trannies (and they should! Or they should take /care/ of an asylum centre. Heh, joking).
With that being said, women are resource leeching vermin. Both on a personal and governmental level so be careful!