Excuse me, we've had reports of a stray boymoder running a bathtub estrogen moonshine setup out here. Y'all seen anything like that around?

why not just missile him?

>>40492720
We don't have missiles in the budget. We're Boymoder Control. We just pick up the strays and humanely euthanize them if nobody adopts them in a few weeks.

>>40492716 (OP)
nope no anon nothing here. I would like to reserve her for adoption if possible, if you find her that is.

>>40492758
We'll have the Notice of Intent to Domesticate form sent your way. You'll he contacted for the first chance at taking her, it's best you have some experience breaking feral boymoders. The fact this one knows how to brew bathtub estrogen means she's resourceful.

>>40492804
Thanks for the opportunity to reserve her. She does sound a little feisty but thankfully I should be able to handle her. I've domesticated a couple ferals, I think the secret to this one will be roughing her up a bit then giving her some dumb stuffed animal.

>>40492716 (OP)
I refuse to speak with you. I do not consent to you entering or searching my home. If you have a warrant signed by a judge, slide it under the door.