has anyone ever tried covering your dick in mayonnaise to convince straight guys to suck it? does that work?

>taking estrogen makes straight men ok with you being a gay man

you have to tell white men its aioli but otherwise it works

I'm straight and would suck it without mayo.

>>40494568
I'm a cis man, not a tranny

>>40496281
Sucking dick isn't gay, you can't do it with a woman so you have no choice