Would you trade places with this cis woman? Now, if you do, you have to take care of all the animals she has.

>>40505140 (OP)
no I'm too lazy for that
and I don't like the heat or spiders and she's probably australian

>would you become a hot woman and also get 4 kangaroo minions that you can set on your enemies
Yes? Are you stupid?

>>40505140 (OP)
hell yes, being a cis girl with something actually going on in my life would be infinitely better than the neet stagnation ive got going on right now

>>40505205
why are you a neet?

i dont mind be new zealand citizen, but not australian, australia is too hot

>>40505140 (OP)
i would fuck those dogs

>>40505140 (OP)
Why are americans so retarded? Kangaroos don't belong inside and they can't be domesticated.
t. Australian

>>40505140 (OP)
does she breed them and sell them? cause that'd kinda suck. and i bet those kangas would kick me in the head at some point and kill me