Got stood up for a date tonight. I can't tell who I hate more, men, or myself.

>>40505802 (OP)
Fuck it. I'm, going to sea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SIhedUuqjE

>>40505802 (OP)
Hi Emily, suck my unwashed stinky dick, habibi.
PS: love you

Other humans, connect with me, your survival depends on it.

>>40505890
Can I wash and shave you first?

>>40505894
Yes you can with your mouth, love you habibi

>>40505902
I'd probably use an electric shaver then suck you off afterwards, howzat?

>>40505914
Be gentle and nice and that's oki, love you habibi

>>40505924
That's fine, as long it's not stinky or hairy.
This is why wogs win btw.

>>40505938
If you be my gf i would always shower and shave and give you cuddles and kissies.
PS: love you habibi

>>40505956
I'm game. wya?

>>40505956
Western europe habibi, what about you ?
PS: i will jerk off thinking about you now habibi, love you.

>>40505970
Australia.
I blame you for this.

>>40505974
Let me fly to Australia habibi and we can do the wholesome cute thingies stuff together. Love you my horny kitten.
PS: i really need to jerk off now, love you habibi

>>40505988
You jerk off them you're done. But whatever. I'm not getting laid either way.

>>40505996
I would take you on movie date and pay a pizza for you, love you habibi

>>40506004
Urgh, save your money and buy a nice hotel room.

>>40506008
I would cum lot in your mouth and ass habibi, i would even french kiss you as i penetrate you until we both cum.

>>40506025
That's cool. But you're on the actual other side of the planet.

>>40506034
I can still take a plane just to fuck you, if it's not dedication.

>>40506039
If you can afford it my hole is wide open.

>>40506051
You better give me gf experience too if i come see you, im a romantic at core, not just a dick.

>>40506066
Sweety I am the most empathetic person you'll ever meet, and my price is dick.
I am the best deal you'll ever get.

>>40506075
Are you like my future soulmate or what ? I want to jerk off to you now, wanna help me ?

>>40506106
No, you're just horny. It's okay. I understand.

>>40506112
If i was really horny and not interested to you i would have just stopped interacting to you. Your brain is female coded to think that so you did a perfect transition :3

>>40506122
You will stop interacting with me. As soon as you cum this relationship is over.

ladies, this is what we in the biz call lovebombing. appears the target is dumb enough to eat it up

>>40506126
I've got banned from discord but if you've got other way we can keep talking because until it either go to the limit or just one of us (probably not me) just leave this thread i gladly add you and keep talking with you, but im not sure you're into chud nerdy chaser with a bit of autism.