BEst methods of diy orchi? Everclear is banned in my state

Easy
>Inject shit into ur scrote that will damage ur balls but won't kill u
> Call 911
They will be forced to remove them to save u from infection

>>40506385 (OP)
If your gonna go surgical route:
https://www.sci-hub.ru/10.1016/j.sxmr.2019.11.004
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=840oej-7KmU
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QOZIBOF0Nts

>>40506385 (OP)

>>40506415
such as?

>>40506455
nigga i literally said it's banned in my state

>>40506438
No way I'm managing that jesus

>>40506471
>>40506470

Tough luck for you then. These are 2 main ways of diy orchi, if you can't, then good luck.

>>40506485
could you use ethanol?

>>40506462
Uhh maybe some sort of acid or base? Itll have to cause damage to the organ for them to get rid of it. Not really sure tho.

>>40506485
No I could do injections, not surgery

>>40506493
Ignore this use the ethanol method

>>40506499
What is stopping you from getting a bus to a state where you can by ever clear? 1 day of time + I doubt the bus ticket will cost more than a hundred bucks.

>>40506455
Jesus fuck that sounds awful

>>40506513
true im retarded. Broke though and it seems like alot, i kinda want the cheapest method

>>40506524
>Seems like a lot
>Is trying to perform surgery on self
Booboo what did u expect? Dont kill urself cutting corners

>>40506455
i wish i had the balls (lol) to do this

>>40506415
What sucks is that this will end with me in a psych ward

>>40506626
Id do it sooner then later if thats a fear. They are rolling back protections against being forcibly committed

>>40506524
>Cheapest method

Stop being a bitch, what kind of low life are you in that 100 bucks is an unachievable amount.

>>40506462
20% hypertonic saline is apparently the safest method (in the research they injected 0.5 mL per rat testicle; rat testicles are 1.8 mL on average). it works by causing osmotic imbalance, then intracellular dehydration and necrotic cell death. in adult animals (species dependent) the necrotic damage might leave enough testicles to produce testosterone on its own, so use it rather as a pretext to get testicles surgically removed because of "mysterious" necrosis. no systemic side effects, although like ethanol, it can cause damage to scrotal skin.

Men have injected ethyl alcohol or calcium chloride to damage their testicles in order to feign testicular cancer so that a urologist would perform an orchiec- tomy. One young man provided a detailed description of how injections led to testicu- lar abnormalities on ultrasonography, and posted the following description of his follow-up urology consultation: “[the urolo- gist] looked a little guilty, as if he felt bad he had to remove my testicles. The pathology report stated that there were several spots of ‘focal necrosis’, and they could not figure out why. He asked me if I had any recent sexually transmitted diseases or infections, any sort of trauma, and I told him not that I was aware of, just the onset of sudden pain at one point and swelling (the truth, tech- nically). He said it could have been some sort of serious acute infection, but that other than that he was clueless.

An unemployed transsexual woman in her 40s presented to the Emergency Department 2 hours after performing self-castration. Prior to performing this procedure, the patient had researched relevant male anatomy and “banding” on Internet Web sites. Although she read about constricting the blood supply to the scrotum to promote dry necrosis, she wished to avoid the odor of dead tissue. The night prior to presentation, the patient used rubbing alcohol to “sterilize” a set of elastic hair ties which she placed around the scrotum. She also self-medicated with benzodiazepines. After approximately 7 hours of “banding,” she used a pair of pink garden shears, specifically purchased for this purpose, to excise part of the scrotum and both testes. She chose to make the incision as distal as possible to preserve tissue for future vaginoplasty. She promptly flushed the testes and excised tissue down the toilet to prevent reattachment. Shortly thereafter, the hair ties slipped off and pulsatile bleeding ensued. Attempts to stop the bleeding were unsuccessful, prompting the patient to travel by public transportation to the Emergency Department. Upon arrival, she was hemodynamically stable with a blood pressure of 114/82, a heart rate of 96 and a hematocrit of31%. She was promptly taken to the operating room for bilateral inguinal exploration to control the bleeding of the testicular arteries. The wound was explored, and a large hematoma was evacuated. The cavity was irrigated, and the wound closed with minimal debridement necessary.

>>40506455
bloody hell

Auto-castration in a setting of drugs abuse alone, especially of a single drug (mainly methamphetamine and cannabinoids) and within absence of a certified mental illness history, has also been described (15-17). The patient referred during the Psychiatric evaluation that his act was impelled by voices inside his head, and probably this escalated quickly with chronic and acute abuse of cannabinoids. Moreover, he said that he felt no pain during the mutilation. The patient lucidly reported his psychiatric disorder at beginning of medical consultation and he reported that he incised his scrotum with scissors and cut away his left testicle, then he sutured his scrotum by himself. He had no mention of local anesthesia or analgesic usage

>>40506626
not necessarily lol

>A Rare Case of Male‐to‐Eunuch Gender Dysphoria
>He now told the urologist that he had been injecting alcohol in his testicles for a year hoping that the testicles would be so damaged that a urologist would remove them. If the urologist would not do so, he said that he was prepared to do it himself. He was then referred to the Department of Andrology for a psychiatric evaluation and was scheduled for a new appointment at the urology office. During that time, the urologist planned to investigate if it was legal to remove healthy gonads. The patient accepted this and agreed to wait for the answer from the authorities before he would self‐inflict himself.
>The patient was declared psychiatric sane, but before the urologist got an answer from the health authorities, the patient arrived to the emergency unit within a few weeks after the latest appointment with the urologist. He had self‐administrated local anesthesia in the scrotum and removed both of his testicles at home. He had secured the vessels on both sides with vascular clamps, but had a large bleeding wound in the scrotum. He was immediately taken to the operating room, and the vas deferens and testicular vessels were properly sealed with ligatures. The next day, a psychiatric evaluation declared the patient mentally sane and with no need for further psychiatric contact.
>The patient was eager to have a normal sexual function and was therefore again referred to the Department of Andrology for testosterone substitution with cutaneous testosterone gel. He is now content with his situation and has undergone corrective surgery to remove the surplus scrotal skin.

>>40506485
Could get research ethanol. It's the same kind of alcohol as in drinks and can be gotten in high concentrations probably baby cheaper than ever clear.

>>40506385 (OP)
>>40506455
hypertonic saline is as effective as any other injectable for this method if not more so. ethanol injections are notoriously ineffective.

>>40506385 (OP)
I want to punch is fatass faggot face with such visceral and trivial hate, his fucking smug makes it even more punchable, i need to kill this fucking faggot.

>>40507978
>The patient was eager to have a normal sexual function and was therefore again referred to the Department of Andrology for testosterone substitution with cutaneous testosterone gel.
This is the actual weird part lmao

>>40506626
You'd be out in like 3 months max tho? That's less than what you'd have to wait on the waiting list for orchi in many places so I think it's worth it lol

>>40510026
billions must onions out. You too

>>40512197
i said onions why did it autocorrect to onions