Thread 40554423

oh no! flesh-eating zombies have come to your city!

>qott1: where are you going to seek shelter?
>qott2: what's your plan of attack?
>qott3: what's your likelihood of survival?
>qott4: what kind of zombies do you really not want to see? (fast ones, blind ones, ones that puke acid etc)
>bonus: if you turn, who are you eating first?

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>>40529545

is it true chat, do ftms hate mtfs?

>>40554505
he seems fascinating but i don't hate myself enough to add him on discord. do keep us updated on his meltdowns.

>>40554540
he joined a server i was in and basically got himself banned straight away because of basically shitting the bed as soon as he joined, and he can't get vetted in another server for similar reasons which is funny, so he just sorta lurks around in teh unvetted channels of tranny servers spewing his own pants shitting retard takes for his audience of one.

The hilarious part is that he knows it's wrong, because if you ask him openly about his beliefs he'll squirm around and just say "Im posting REALITY" and wont explicitly say he's a transphobe. it's pure reppercope from top to bottom lol

>>40554505
No mtf are complete us spiritually.
>>40554540
I feel too old to add anyone from here on discord.

>>40554505
i don't i love hons

took my first T dose last sunday, 0.25 ml of testosterone cypionate. that's probably a poondose but i'm just starting after all. nothing so far besides my body adjusting to the hormonal difference.

>>40554606
>No mtf are complete us spiritually
nay they can go die in a ditch

>>40554505
only the bitter unpassing and reppers hate eachother
No reason for passoids to dislike one another

>>40554666
hi nikols

>>40554676
>No reason for passoids to dislike one another
i dislike everything that resembles a woman

>>40554666
I was raised to be nice to girls.

>>40554607
Good now gymmaxx
Ive seen poons crying over nothing happening for multiple years when simply working out properly for a bit made a huge difference

>>40554423 (OP)
>qott1
ideally a supermarket or convenience store
>qott2
i don't know, i can't aim for shit and i'm physically weak
>qott3
none
>qott4
blind ones
>>40554505
no, we just hate nikols for obvious reasons to anyone who deals with xim like >>40554591 said
he also had a card moment and chimped out which is why the ftm discord died

>>40554725
Will there be a new one?

>>40554607
>thats probably a poondose
assuming you're on 200mg/ml and the dose is 50mg a week, it's borderline.

>>40554688
Thats you being a retarded faggot

>>40554737
lol no. nikols ruined that unless someome else makes one
it's too dangerous to make one right now, though.

>>40554773
Lol tf happened? I'm just looking for somewhere to post when the UK finally shuts down the Internet.

>>40554724
that's the plan
>>40554747
after my first month or so i'll likely ask to have it raised.

do you agree or are you a reatard

>>40554787
he chimped the fuck out, logged the entire server with an alt after being banned, then reported it like card did the poony bin

>qott1: where are you going to seek shelter?
In a wheelchair so probably barricaded in the apartment block
>qott2: what's your plan of attack?
I can last 9 days on one piece of toast, will wait it out
>qott3: what's your likelihood of survival
Slim
>qott4: what kind of zombies do you really not want to see? (fast ones, blind ones, ones that puke acid etc)
Witches from L4D2
>bonus: if you turn, who are you eating first?
Whichever neighbour stole my fucking trike

>>40554839
Might be better making an IRC anyway

>>40554893
yeah and mandating not posting faces somehow or else nikols will post them in his private anti trans circlejerk

>>40554922
He goes to a lot of effort for someone who hates trans, who broke this lads heart?

All you vaginabois need to STFU and get pregnant!

>>40554959
no clue, he's always been "off"

so why doesn't testosterone work as birth control anyways

>>40554423 (OP)
qott1: where are you going to seek shelter?

abandoned stores's storage bunkers, office buildings, if possible in the sewers too. Would like to live in abandoned sites of energy or water treatment. less likely to zombies to be in more isolated places i believe.

>qott2: what's your plan of attack?
Anything in their head, a firm metal pipe,
bow and arrow, a wood or metal bat. butcher knife. Not gonna use firearms because I believe in zombies having good hearing. Would also plant traps around my Territory, obviously.

>qott3: what's your likelihood of survival?
Not sure, if zombies are fast then I'm fucked. If they are normal slow and lazy, then I'm more likely to survive more easy. I'm quiet and Easy to pass by.

>qott4: what kind of zombies do you really not want to see? (fast ones, blind ones, ones that puke acid etc)
Fast Ones and Big ones. My weakness is to run. Unless I have a epic car that works well with biodiesel (would be so useful) Than I'm fucked.


>bonus: if you turn, who are you eating first?
......I don't like to think about it but I will end up eating anyone alive near me.

idgi why would you want to become a lolcow like this but its cute having a raider who'll just bump the general

>>40555127
so far this thread theme is one of my favorites. sometimes i forgot that i like to pretend i live alone in the world just scavenging stuff. ideal life to me. would be solitary but it would be free and adventurous.

>>40554423 (OP)
>QOTT
Depends on the zombie. 28 days later, can't imagine surviving without friends. Otherwise, I think I would just stay in my house for a while and be quiet, and then live in an isolated area. I think seeking long term shelter in any commerical building (or any town with a population >1k) is unwise
>2
I don't
>3
Alone, maybe a 20% chance to survive a month purely because it's relatively easy to get to an isolated area. After that, it's just about food, I'd need to be with people to survive over a year. Maybe you could survive off cheetos for a while...
>4
Sprinters/climbers. Hoard oriented zombies with great hearing.
>>40554836
>ADHD
Graph discarded.
>>40555096
It's better than nothing but it's just not as effective as commerical birth control. There aren't many studies, because transgender people are uncommon, and there aren't many people willing to get pregnant for a study. I don't know how much more effective traditional birth control is.
>>40555127
Abandoned facilities are good. I imagine that running buildings would always be filled with zombies. Imagine all of the infected workforce forced to clock in...

>>40555389
>ADHD
>Graph discarded
why

>>40555389
> I imagine that running buildings would always be filled with zombies. Imagine all of the infected workforce forced to clock in...
Indeed. another really that would be useful to "empty a area of zombies" would be to plant bombs near these places full of them. so they would follow the sound. then after it just block the office entrance. but this requires group effort and is way laborious, sadily.

>>40555389
Btw this art looks so beautiful!! i sometimes see you post your drawings on the ftmg threads and i don't think i ever said it!

>>40555410
ADHD should not be considered its own disorder. At worst, it's the representation of stress and your own priorities (Does not affect your daily life, does not inflict pain, does not cause disorder in your behavior or feelings).
At worst it's either A) A way to blame your perceived inadequacy in the eyes of the wagie world, or B) The manifestation of Behavior that springs from your other mental illnesses (ie, I can't keep up with what I want to do because I'm depressed)

ADHD is a diagnosis for children, depressed people, and mentally sound women who attend therapy because they think all of their problems are due to a "chemical imbalance" rather than tangible events in their life. It's a useless label to take uppers to be marginally higher functioning, while not addressing the underlying problem. It's treated as a fucking learning disorder that has ZERO affect on your life unless you're also(just) suffering from a different(real) disorder.

>>40555096
Because transgender vaginabois are supposed to be impregnated, not even mutilation hormones can prevent this.

>>40555526
(At worst, ... At best, ...)*

>>40554836
i have OCD and that checks out, i've witnessed the exact same behavior in males and females. i'd be interested to see if there is a difference in prevalence of themes, like if females have more relationship ocd.

>>40554423 (OP)
>1
I live near an old school that has this cold-war era bomb shelter under it so probably there
>2
I'm not very strong or agile but my hand-eye coordination is very good, so I'd learn to use firearms and explosives
>3
Low because it's better to team up with others but I'm not good with people
>4
Like I said, fast or strong ones. I'm skinny and weak from my sedentary lifestyle
>5
my dad

>>40555526
i didnt create the tierlist template i just made the categories and sorted the disorders into them based on the data ive observed. i dont personally care if adhd exists or not, its just that ive seen "adhd-like" patterns in both men and women but in the mind of normies its still (whether it actually exists or not) a "male" disorder

>>40555721
Word
My opinion
>Terminally female
Anorexia/bulimia, dependant, social anxiety
>Fem
Borderline, avoidant
>Neutral
Schizophrenia, narcissistic, paranoid, anxiety (general), histrionic, OCD, bipolar(Maybe fem), depression, PTSD
>Masc
Schizotypal, autism
>Terminally male
Antisocial, schizoid

what type of music and bands are you guys listening latelly?

>>40555007
hello nikols my girlpickel needs your boyhole

>>40555847
>Neutral
>Schizophrenia
Schizophrenia is statistically more prevalent in males
>Masc
>autism
psychiatric bias. female forms of autism get overlooked

>qott1: where are you going to seek shelter?
No where. My body is impervious to any attack, years of training has made by body muscular and rigid. I will solve the crisis myself.

>qott2: what's your plan of attack?
Fists only. Begin with USA. Work my way from state to state, then moving on to other countries.

>qott3: what's your likelihood of survival?
The zombies likelihood of survival is 0%.

>qott4: what kind of zombies do you really not want to see? (fast ones, blind ones, ones that puke acid etc)
I want to see all of them at once, in one place. It will make my job easier.

>bonus: if you turn, who are you eating first?
I will not turn, no one will die so long as I am there.

going to a psych ward would do nothing in my current state. i would lose my job and ruin my relationships by doing so. who wants a mentally ill tranny as an employee? how am i to pay rent?

>>40554505
>is it true chat, do ftms hate mtfs?

No. I wish you didn't get so much shit, and I find it very interesting that you exist and want all this stuff I couldn't deal with.

nikols is my slutty wife

>>40556940

Share his sloppy butthole with me I want to see how loose he's gotten

i feel like im not allowed to show my face in public until i go on t. when i still used the normie side of the intrenet i used to see other pre T pooners proudly posting their fACes and voices online. that could never be me. like even on an anonymous website like this. i just cant it feels the same as sharing nudes. its humiliating that i have estrogen in my system

>>40556489
Funny. Thanks

>>40555847
I don't know, if you didn't anamaxx pre t, were you even repping properly?
> Stops period
> Removes hips and tits
> Induces facial hair growth
> Jaw bone looks more angular

>>40555530
frfr love a guy who owns multiple Hawaiian shirts

>>40554505
>card
>TH
>nikols
Why is it that a certain breed of repressing transwomen becomes obsessed with transmen like this? What makes them this way?

any troons here into sibcon? so many hefabs are an only child gays nowadays no one dan relate to discovering ure into women trhu ur sisters fat tits

idk why i said troons forgive me ftmg im straight up from sibcon thread

>>40558881
>sibcon
when i was a tween i used to fantasize that i had an identical sibling and that he was also a ftm tranny and that we were incest. looking back on it it wasnt really a fetish thing i was just extremely lonely and had no one by my side and no lgbt peers i knew of so my mind coped in weird ways

>>40554423 (OP)
I'll be fine for a while, but won't live forever. My town is small, neighbors are well connected, and I grow my own food.
>>40558881
Only when it comes to porn

ud rather have schizoanon than niko

>>40558881
i loooove incest yeah.

>>40558881
>twincest fetish
>have actual twin
diagnose me

>>40561118
Have you ever attempted anything with them?

>>40561118
based? remember anon, it's not you who's in the wrong. twincest is hot. I have two sisters, can't decide if i'm into imoutous or onee sans, because both of them are bitches. Doesn't stop my boner though

>>40558881
i am an only child but i get my bf to pretend like he's my brother 24/7
i used to have a thing for my cousin in terms of actual incest

it must blow having a twincest fetish because it's basically illegal

>>40562030
sefcest is better anyways

> AI Prompt

Based on physical appearance alone, what actor would play the person pictured

Who does chatgpt think would be cast to play you in your biopic?

>>40562162
i look forward to my features ending up on thispersondoesnotexist dot com

>>40562262
I feel we've both been lowkey clocked as ftm with these suggestions.

>>40562262
this is so off, you look nothing like these two

>>40562432
ezra i can vaguely see, timothee i can't
>>40562405
most ftms are white with brown or black hair so i wouldn't take it personally

>>40562470
I'd have put you down as a young Dylan Moran from what I've seen.

>hello fellow men. say, do you fellow men know where the ladies are?
>*rape noises*

>>40562615
it's a shame glinner is an absolute psycho because his comedy work is top tier

>>40562750
Glinner never really got over this Father Ted musical being fucked off did it? Poor cunt decided to take it out on the gays and trannies, because we ofc run theatre.

Black books was absolutely ace

>>40554505
women annoy me in general but better mtfs than cis women

>>40562770
his whole meltdown was utterly mad.
someone said that the it crowd episode where douglas dates april is transphobic. glinner could have easily said "i understand, it's a different time to when i wrote it, apologies for the offence caused" and continued being one of the best writers in sitcom history. instead he doubles down on it being legit and sets off a chain of events that includes being divorced and losing his kids and now here we are.
i think someone mentioned that on christmas day 23 or 24 he tweeted something like 80 times in a day. this was pre-divorce so imagine it - "sorry love, dad is busy ranting about trans people again so he can't watch you open your presents."
when i watch the day today/brass eye/the fast show i have a moment of "ugh" remembering he was a writer on all of those.

>>40554676
as a bitter unpassing reppressoid i agree

How do you guys deal with the hate from within the teans community towards ftms?

i have to shave because my grandpa who i girlmode 5 years on t to is coming into town

>>40562881
Aye least Spaced and Big train haven't been fucked over yet, I don't think. It's hard to keep up with who's transphobic or not in the UK anymore. Usually err on the side of caution and say probably.

lads lend an autistic faggot your thoughts.
chatting up a friend a lot recently, he's ftm, and i got vibes he's coming onto me. i'm autistic as fuck though and i dont wanna torpedo our friendship if i'm reading him wrong. he's been messaging me a lot daily, we've been hanging for several hours together every time, he even offered for me to be a roommate with him. cant tell if this is platonic.
wat do

I am deeply, unbearably sad and shaken to the core of my soul. What do you guys usually do when youre sad and you wanna distract ýourself?

>>40563155
There's hate?

>>40563628
video games, drugs and music (though watch out cuz if it's more of a chemical depression then ur not doing urself any favors if ur reckless with it), basic chores and exercise, going hiking, feeling like i'm dominating ppl even if it's just in forms like random idiotic internet debates or trolling.

Lotta choices rlly.

>>40563628
I hyperfixate on something like learning a new language or skill until I feel like I'm a slightly better guy than beforehand

how do I stop crying and being depressed? ftms are nicer to me so it's better to ask here.

>>40563915
Go outside

>>40564342
and do what? cry? there's nothing where I live. not even nature, I live in bumfuck nowhere.

>>40564463
Garden and plant food, hunt, geocaching, flying a kite, general yard work that needs to get done, work on identifying local plants/bugs and their benefits, play with a drone, exercise, cycling, skating, foraging, grill, set fae traps for others (alternative: crop circles), swimming, bug catching and collecting, make a terrarium, find a pet rock and decorate it, bury dead animals for later use, rock identification, make a bird house, graffiti or sidewalk chalk, paint in the park, idk set up a free lemonade stand while blowing bubbles. It depends on your environment.

>post ftm feet
>post feet
>POST FEET VAGINA MAN
...
>Post feet
>eew2wwwwww
>gross ewww nobody askkkkeeeeddd
>ughhh feet are gross

Women

>>40563915
Stop being a little bitch and learn to self therapize your emotions, study things like therapy and psychology and apply them to yourself. Learn that external validation only works when you have relatable and trendy issues and only ask for external help when your issues align with those relatable and trendy issues. Also learn how to recognize when someone is offering genuine help for those relatable and trendy issues instead of looking for views, donations, and likes.

In general, however, suck it the fuck up and apply self therapy through DBT, CBT, and/or ACT therapies. DBT and ACT therapy working best for PTSD or other trauma linked disorders and CBT working for non-trauma linked depression, anxiety, and bipolar.

>>40564652
Your feet pass brother

>>40564773
I might have autism but nobody is willing to test someone with schizophrenia and ptsd

>>40564802
Damn how do you callous up so good? I go about barefoot on concrete most days, and still femme AF on the soles.

>>40564864
I have no fucjing idea, I use a pumice stone on my feet roughly once a week and they still fuckibg look like this. I actively try to have them not look like this.

Maybe it's because I go outside barefoot frequently because I'm too fucking lazy to out on shoes.

Check out my Japan fetish footfetish geta shoes

>>40564941
Reminds me that all music across all time falls into two categories
>talking rhythmically with sound
>sound arranged in ways that evoke brain chemicals most efficiently

And somehow through time and human categorization efforts some of those rhythms and sounds became associated with specifically ftms who use specific websites.

>>40565021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27vGo-TVp3Q

awawawawawaw

>>40565067
https://youtu.be/lhuqzda3-iQ?si=AhNFTFe0hF0PEv5f

One time I thought I could be the ultimate male, but it turns out everything it took to be seen as ultimate by the majority was learning the surface level of anything. That sucked. Nothing takes any level of dept until you specifically look for anything outside of average. The ultimate programmer is something more worth it. Ultimate artist, ultimate plumber, ultimate giver, ultimate anything else besides the main two labels of man or woman. Anything deeper than that and you'll either impress anyone at all or anger anyone who only strived for masculinity or femininity. I hardly ever worry about being trans any more, its merely only the way I prefer to exhibit my appearance and personality. It should've never been as big of an issue as it is. There's zero point to what's tumblr ftm, what's twitter ftm, what's *insert website/subculture/hobby* ftm. Only what we contribute on an individual level to a group, culture, or community.

what do you do when you have to girlmode near people you aren't out to?

>>40565243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weZKm1kTrpc

>>40565269
Refuse to girlmode and come out to everyone.

>>40565330
Unfortunately you do t seem to want to have any sort of discussion, but what am I to expect, I drunkenly replied to a music video link. You're clearly only in the mood to discuss music which, given the context of the website and my prior knowledge of /ftmg/s individual culture, you only want to make fun of or for people to make fun of you to further motivate you to fully masculinize.

Enjoy your utterly inconsequential music, or enjoy the joy of laughing at such music. Either way it doesn't matter to me.

https://youtu.be/rHPOyS6mjwI?si=NybZO2y-5mRWEj-X

>>40565524
i don't know what you want me to say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyMTTGQJ9Gs

got new glasses, my eyes are...significantly worse than before. was wondering why shit was so blurry with my glasses on even when i cleaned them

>>40565751
have you gotten any fatter

>>40565371
i don't know how to explain this to an 80 year old man. he's at least not outwardly transphobic or homophobic and doesn't comment on things unprovoked

>>40565806
quite possibly, my clothes are starting to fit again

>>40565949
i want you in my tummy so badly

>>40565829
If he doesn't understand then what's the point of girlmoding? If he doesn't comment on things what is there to explain?

I've noticed a couple of cis men going online and lying about injecting testosterone and "totally getting high from it dude". One said that it made him crave alcohol and cigarettes kek

Someone just said he injected an entire 250 mg vial of test E.

* 250 mg/mL vial of 10 mL

>>40566185
idk. i dont want him to introduce me as his granddaughter and i dont want to correct him and i dont want to shave. i've very avoidant and fembrained

How many of you wear a packer and do you like giving yourself a boner with it? I love putting my dick in sports mode.

what binder do i buy

>>40566312
I like making an "air boner" with a ripple in my pants

>>40566255
Idiots gonna having the estrogen levels of a pregnant horse

>>40566442
horses can't even do that

i really hate shitting and eating and all others bodily functions. i feel like its because i am a narcissist and having those makes me less perfect like its a reminder that im mortal and dirty, that im just a human. ive tried to become a weird fetish freak about it but its kind of not working. genuinely contemplated suiicide over this

>>40566488
Maybe get a bidet.

>>40566506
that's ai

>>40566265
Just don't shave and let him address you as whatever. You don't have to pick a side, you can be purposely confusing for your own amusement.

>>40565221
ghandi-kun, i miss you bro...
>>40565269
i just act as myself i dont have a "boymode"
also im only "out" online.
im already autistic so, pretending to be neuritypical is already hard enough.

>>40566430
does anyone else know what I'm talking about with the air boners

>>40566979
yep, i prefer jeans cloth boners imho.

>>40566998
>jeans cloth
it's called denim

>>40567003
ooh thanks didnt knew that. (esl)

>>40567024
oh cute

wtf my graham lineham c.ai bot, where you as a trans person convince him out of transphobia and romance him, has had 325 people use it atp

I hate that i have the “my brain is retarded and genuinely thinks it’s in a man” trans subtype instead of the “i hate being a wombyn” subtype because it makes me such a fucking chud

>>40566488
Having a body is such bullshit desu.
Wish i were born in the walle timeline and could just be an amorphous blob with robots doing everything.

>>40566209
That’s really funny.
I used to be in steroid spaces way more than in trans spaces and the way they’d talk about side effects was hilarious. You can’t tell me “going ftm made me gay” isn’t real when half the bodybuilding community is “just gay when on cycle because of trenbolone”

how common is it for ftms to be into s&m

>>40567595
find one that isn't

>>40567291
>Having a body is such bullshit desu
its humiliating and undignyfying.

>>40567595
>s&m
im a sadist and all of my fantasies include sexual/physical violence. yesterday i was watching a show and one of the guys in it was like getting beat up and crying in hysterics and begging for it to stop and i got so worked up from it

>>40567716
Sauce??

>>40567704
Precisely. I can accept being sentient or i can accept being a filthy animal, but never both.
>>40567716
Same, the first time i ever experienced sexual arousal was from someone getting manhandled in a Disney movie while panicking.
It makes me immune to all of the “porn makes you evil!!1” pearl clutchers

>>40567617
i'm the one that isn't

>>40566255
No syringe holds 10mL

>>40567757
i dont wanna say. i gatekeep all of the media i enjoy.
>>40567819
>I can accept being sentient or i can accept being a filthy animal
i can never accept the latter its why i get so angry and disgusted at things that any other human wouldnt ever worry about it. for example i get really angry when i see a cute animal and find it cute because i know that evolution made humans find small things cute because it made us better as parents. i dont enjoy being programmed, i dont enjoy having parts of my brain that are out of my control but when i tell this to someone they dont even know what im talking about and look at me as if im schizophrenic because the average person barely counts as a conscious and doesnt ever think about the nature of their mental patterns let alone experiences mental anguish over them.
>It makes me immune to all of the “porn makes you evil!!1” pearl clutchers
i think that i have a natural predisposition to being violent and sexually degenerate but the access to weird porn and shock sites definitely made it bloom into a full-fledged paraphilia

>>40568024
>i dont wanna say. i gatekeep all of the media i enjoy.
LAME

>>40568024
Man i have the same reaction to small animals. I wound up stuck raising some kittens because of reasons once and I couldn’t escape the disgust at the, I don’t even know how to describe it, the bloated teeming of life. Everything about the way creatures and plants infect and spread and subdivide and die is aesthetically and existentially evil.

>>40568041
yall dont deserve it
>>40568061
>Everything about the way creatures and plants infect and spread and subdivide and die is aesthetically and existentially evil
you get it. its why i fucking hate animals. such meaningless existence, be born, breed, eat, shit, all while never actually comprehending the world they live in or achieving any complex mental states. when i go outside and see a dog being walked on a leash i cant help but feel pity at how it has to drag that pathetic life as someones pet. i dont understand how one can like animals.

>>40567617
I'm not into it. I guess I was into sadism before I started T and now I no longer have any interest in it.

There's a reason some men go quiet, they've seen too much, felt too deeply, were given too many chances that led to disappointment. So they stop talking about their pain, they just carry it, not because they want to suffer in silence but because they no longer believe anyone truly listens. They show up everyday with a calm face, but inside is a storm they learned to navigate alone. They become their own therapist, their own motivator, their own protector. They don't lash out, they don't seek revenge, they just distance themselves and focus on peace. They don't fear being alone, they fear wasting time on people who pretend they care. And that silence? It's not weakness, it's power, it's restraint, it's growth. So if you know a man like that, don't assume he's cold or heartless, he's been through battles you'll never see. He just learned the hard way that sometimes the strongest thing you can do is walk away and heal in peace.

>>40563443
Why don't you ask if he's interested in you? Don't do it in a way that makes it seem too serious, but say something along the lines of "do you think I'd be a good boyfriend" in a post ironic way

>>40568153
100%
>>40568211
This reads like AI

>be cis male
>have ftm family member
>in my family it's extremely common to refer to the men in the family by a feminine version of their name as a joke
>not sure if I should do the same thing with my ftm family member
Thoughts? I don't want to seem transphobic but I thought it would be weird if they were the only guy in the family I didn't use a feminine name for, like I'm singling them out.

>>40568921
if the family is generally accepting of him then do it if not then don't

I should've been born ftm. They are the apex of humanity gods that walk amongst us. fmstl

>>40569021
You should’ve been born still

>>40569068
Nta but you need to get better at comedy, this ass

>>40568041
It's most likely The Walking Dead, The Boys, or GoT

>>40568211
This reads like one of them Facebook posts uncle's knock out after getting put on a diet.

>>40569152
>It's most likely The Walking Dead, The Boys, or GoT
nah its not. tho there were a few sadistically erotic moments like that in the walking dead and the boys. idk abt game of thrones i never got to watching it

>>40569568
My final guesses are Berserk, American Horror Story, and I'll risk a Hellsing Ultimate

>>40570268
damn you know a lot of media that is sadistic towards men, but no, its none of those. its relatively niche, thats why im gatekeeping.

>>40570388
Is it ass

ftms you should get in my tummy

>>40570443
lets just say that the banger moments in it compensate for the slop because when its good its good

>>40570503
is it clone high

>>40570525
i dont watch tumblr cartoons

>>40570534
you should
you should also get in my tummy

i just woke up. good morning. its so cold here.

>>40570552
>you should
the art style is ugly and i associate it with the nightmarish jfk mpreg art

>>40570614
it's warm in my tummy

>>40570625
>the art style is ugly
you're ugly
>jfk mpreg art
sauce

>>40570503
It's Deadpool and Wolverine

>>40570626
please don't eat me.

>>40568339
>>40569137
its a copypasta

>>40570664
i'm so hungry

>>40570892
It's okay

can someone explain why so many trannies have piercing? sometimes it's so bad it's nauseating to look at

can you all just get in my tummy

>>40571102
probably because they're women

>>40563915
RUBY GLOOM MENTIONED? BASEDBASEDBASED

>>40570892
Meh, it's not a totally gendered word but it's a compliment nonetheless, so appreciated.

Are there any attractive vaginabois here?

>>40571308
no sorry i eated them all

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
I AM STILL
JUST A RAT IN A CAGE

For the guy who wanted to become more interested in his Polish heritage. You should read this as well.

>>40571360
overrated

>>40554836
anxiety is fembrained due to psychiatric bias. there, the chart is balanced

>>40555007
At least 7 of these are pictures of cis males.

>>40571648
Only 2 of them

>>40571086
Alt aesthetics are popular among queer people

>>40571655
Seven are pictures of cis males. At least 3 were confirmed and another 4 are highly suspect.

>>40571674
Which ones were cis? I never paid attention to people who post face other than gloves and Joe.

>>40571697
who's joe

>>40571674
None of the named ones are cis, and at least 3 unnamed ones are obviously ftm

>>40571701
holy newfag

>>40571724
JOE MAMA

>>40571724
you were supposed to say joe mama

>>40571705
2 of the named ones are cis, though.

>>40571745
joe is an angel from the heavens that shant be joked about, even lightly

i am the best chaser on this board

>>40571892
Cis girls lol

does anyone else moan a little when they poop now? im not sexually aroused, but it does feel good. ive been trying to hold in a poop for a while now (its not ready yet) and it feels soooooo good every time i suck it back in

>>40572374
i only moan when i goon to clone high yaoi

>>40572374
Don't do that

>>40572374
yeah but sometimes I accidently push it out completely, and have to fish around for it and shove it back in

>>40572374
*closes laptop*

>>40572374
Have you tried anal

>>40572522
closest ive gotten is accidentally getting part of a bar of soap in my ass. it stung a bit

>>40572566
You should try taking it up the ass might be a good substitute

>>40572566
you should try gooning to clone high yaoi might be a good substitute

>>40571425
can poland into space?

my shenis must breed with nikols

>>40572781
you should put your shenis into my mouth and by your shenis i mean yourself and by my mouth i mean my tummy

>>40572374
i moan and grunt because i push it not because it feels "nice"
its a tiring process and it hurts. its a relieve when is done. i feel lighter.

hate to eat fish stew and your lips and mouth stinks of fishy smells

and you are eepy and there is no listerine so you have to use liquid soup in th lips and toothpaste for mouth instead.

>>40572982
>eepy
I'm going to add this to the chonky doggo pogger list

this gen sucks

>>40572943
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>40573000
i have been no idea what this means. but okay.

>>40573036
get in my fucking tummy right now

>>40573017
This entire board is a madhouse.
Probably this entire site.

>>40573063
i cant believe its already august

i had a nightmare i had a shit fetish and was engaging with my shit fetish with a morbidly obese black man. i woke up in a cold sweat, terrified. what does this mean?

Question to AFABs: Why do you feel a need to mutilate your bodies and look like worthless abominations, instead of being attractive AFAB twinks?

>>40573148
I had a dream a few nights ago where I had to stand up while I was taking a shit to pick something up and I was barely holding it in. I've had a few dreams where shit fell out of my ass and I had to pick it up and hide it. This means nothing to me.

What happened to that haggard old GILF zero. I'd still shag her but she was a bit fat and old and a bit of a granny. I'm sure she'd be grateful for a good fuck though, looking like that. I wonder how her kids feel about her posting.

>>40573343
He has a gf and everything

Am I malebrained, fembrained, or autismbrained?

Sometimes I'm grateful that I don't have a dick because some days I get horny so damned easily and I can feel my pecker against my underwear already. Jesus Christ I'd just be disgusting all of the time.

>>40573872
you're letterboxdbrained

>>40573915
That's worse than I could've ever imagined.

>>40573052
Weird lingo/phrases that people cringe at if they heard irl

>>40573343
Why does he look like that? Drug addict?

>>40573872
The "Yeah, watching films is my hobby" starterpack

>>40573884
i wish i had a dick solely to be a disgusting pervert
my bf already had to talk to me a few times about how he feels gross when i grope his chest and try to rim him and all that did was make me wish i could rape him

>>40573070
i can't believe it's already august and i haven't eaten a single ftm

>>40573872
Too many "these are good movies" movies, too predictable

>>40574140
>he feels gross when i grope his chest
I'd cry if I was told that

>>40573584
I thought she had a husband. Did he transition or something?
>>40573971
Meth + being 39. Most of the tripfags on ftmg are tweakers.

>>40574229
it's cause i keep doing it while he's at work (works from home) and sometimes during his meetings
he likes it when we're in bed together and i kiss and lick his nips though

>>40574140
That's really hot

>>40574284
there's a lot of things he tells me he doesn't like and tries to get me to stop only to tell me he likes it later on
happened when i started playing with his nips and also licking/oral attention with his taint. he's exercising more now so hopefully i will have more chest to grope soon

>>40574331
Eww nvm, I thought he was ftm too

>>40574350
if it makes you feel better most of the men i've dated were ftms and i did this to them too

>>40574367
ftms should only be with other ftms
t4t gayden supremacy

>>40574278
>meth
What is with doods and meth
Should I try some?

>>40574427
I want to mantrib with a trans dude. I feel sick for watching lesbian POV porn and trying to imagine it as two dudes vaginas kissing

>>40556392
cold wave, minimal cold wave

>>40574447
>watching lesbian POV porn and trying to imagine it as two dudes vaginas kissing
based

>>40557273
I always forget we have doods in here who are not on T. I hope everyone took their shots this week.

>>40574460
why cant we have gt4t pov porn

>>40574092
Filmbrobrained is still a win in my book.

>>40574183
In my defense, it's always hard for me to make these charts because there's not enough space for all of my favs. It also depends a lot on my current mood.

>>40574503
the shadow elites know unleashing it's power would destabilize society completely

>>40574523
i just wanna smash our poons together is that so wrong

>>40574503
This is the closest we have... I wish Terje and Elliot made a legitimate sextape

does anyone else get nervous in public washrooms about ppl hearing you poop or pee so you just wait until ppl are gone

>>40574699
i never use public washrooms anyways

Can someone invent a method of coming out that's not cringe

>>40574757
Simply don't, just gaslight everyone around you

>>40573343
Funny timing, I havent lurked in months and the first thread I check has my face. Just had my bday so I'm really ancient now. Here are my sons, they dont know I post
>>40573584
Gf became fwb
>>40573971
Too much weed and late night gaming
>>40574278
Still have a husband, never done meth

>>40574986
do you like clone high

>>40574898
I love my parents too much to do that

>>40575101
am retarded
https://litter.catbox.moe/6ahzhpnkd1tqqcq0.mov

>>40575375
the family guy audio is a bit of a turn-off but good effort

the cuntboy thread on /d/ is so weird
also according to them we are "adult women, chemically mutated into 14 year old boys"

>>40575438
>adult women, chemically mutated into 14 year old boys
I saw that post too kek

>>40575395
yea having thin walls fuckin sucks
https://litter.catbox.moe/vycl3q8h783osc7y.mov

>>40575569
Cumming to peter giving a beautiful serenade

>>40575569
this is so funny i'm sorry

>>40575438
>also according to them we are "adult women, chemically mutated into 14 year old boys"
isn't that the point

Getting penetrated was such a weird but thrilling experience.
>massive size difference
>huge dick
>300lbs man, I'm 95lbs
It was like some beast just took me...

>>40573961
ooh.

>>40574757
just dont. become a mistery.

>>40575375
>>40575569
probally the first time i see two guys scisoring. this is so pretty and hot :)
thank you.

oh my god bruh

>>40571922
> joe is an angel from the heavens
More like a hell spawn

>>40576682
do you want to get in my tummy

>>40576682
kike

ftms where are you...
you need to get in my tummy for safety now...
it's not safe for you out there...

oh... i am so hungry for ftms... *rubs my gurgling tummy and sighs*

*sighs* oh well... i guess i'll never eat an ftm... heh... that's fine... i... i don't care... i don't care at all... *smiles sadly* *sniffles* *kills myself*

>>40575047
Never watched it, why?

>>40577027
it's a good show you should watch it

I haven't used my dildo in months and when I went to piss after, I was bleeding and what looked like a chunk of flesh came out

>>40577208
Did you spit out your uterus on accident

>>40577236
That or my hymen grew back

>>40577208
anon i think you are just in a period somehow. that or you pissing blood.

>>40576682
You had a great time up here don't kid yourself

>>40576682
>>40577739
whats the tea

>>40577754
They had gayden sex

>>40573872
>reanimator
gigafembrained, its xenogender gayden tier slop atp
>>40574092
>"Yeah, watching films is my hobby"
always hated people like that. like fuck you, consuming media isnt a hobby, im gonna skin you alive

>>40577056
nta but dude youre so obnoxious you bring nothing to the conversation. youre like that one mario luigi autist who was only interested in luigi and made every convo abt luigi and ruined the fun for everybody

>>40577875
apt way of putting it

>>40577875
idgaf

>>40577887
Nta but they're right anon you need to be able to add on to the conversation. At this point it's just clone high spam.

>>40577900
what if that's what i like to do

>>40577904
i just dont really get whats the point like no one is gonna watch it just bc you keep spamming the thread with it. and its not even like youre saying somethng interesting about it no youre just mindlessly posting pics and random clips

>>40577940
i'm playing the identity death long game nonny

>>40577956
cant you do it elsewhere

>>40577969
no because my theyfab tumblr friends would write a xitter callout post on me and my prestigious reputation would never recover and i'd have to kill myself instantly in a violent and brutal manner in a youtube livestream

>>40577987
dude just get normal friends and none of this will matter. i also used to talk to theyfabs because i was a semi popular artist on social media and it made me so fucking paranoid because they were constantly on each others ass for imaginary problems like "consuming problematic media" and "supporting gender normativity" and i was getting so insane bc i knew that if they found out i was a 4channer who jerked it to gote id get crucified, but then i just deleeted my acc and stopped talking to retarded nondysphorics and idgaf anymore like none of it mattered in the end

>>40578067
jerked it to gore*

>>40578067
i don't have friends i was joking

new
>>40578100
>>40578100
>>40578100

>>40577056
What's your obsession with this ugly character? Get fucked