>>40573004 (OP)"i'm joining the army and don't want to have to shave all the time"
Is the unironic line I use.
I back this up with the fact that I am actually joining the army, and I do genuinely hate shaving. Although I'm only doing face for now.
If you really want to sell it, cut yourself shaving a bit the day before your consult and note that as a complaint.
That said, they dont give a shit, you're paying them a fair bit of money for not a lot of actual effort on their part.
>but what about my skin being fucked up the next dayYou're a manmoder why would you give a fuck about a few days of messed-up skin no one is going to notice.