>transbian cooking skills
and you wonder why all of you end up bitchless and smoking other transbian pole instead of hitting sweet sweet cisussy.

>>40576278 (OP)
those look yummy

>old el paso soft taco kit
I know some bitches who aren't even capable of putting that together

I can bake and cook alright but only good enough to get a cism.

>>40576278 (OP)
Om Nom Nom Nom. Those look phenomenal. WOW. those lucky YUUUUUUUUUMY MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM

OM NOM

>>40576278 (OP)
those are your tacos retard

>>40576278 (OP)
kinda relatable, ive had terrible cooking skills my entire life. Growing up kids were solely on dish washing duty, to the extent that when I moved out my mum was like "maybe your flatmates can teach you how to cook".

This led to me having a lot of anxiety on cooking. Sounds stupid I know but a lot of guides seem to have a high degree of assumed knowledge around the process of cooking. That and flatting makes it a nightmare to cook when some people just... dominate the kitchen area.

I've been teaching myself to cook though, and now im living alone I have decided to just go full vegan as well, so thats been interesting

>mfw no hot sauce

ngl id tear ts up

>>40576278 (OP)
whats with transbians and making completely dogshit homemade tacos specifically?

>>40577155
White people.

>>40577210
white men

>>40576278 (OP)
You are an ugly guy with long hair who has no feminine features cooking hipster poverty food. You spam threads all day every day because you don't have any actual friends. Terminally online reject. Neck yourself already.

>>40577054
Brown hands

>>40576278 (OP)
>coatrack on wall next to pc to hang misc. wires and headphones
GENIUS

im a good cook i promise im not very good at plating but heres gochujang braised spare ribs i made a while back
and yet i still have no gf cis or trans... this world is so unfair

>>40577210
I love my white bf's tacos!

>>40577216
trvke

>>40576278 (OP)
she looks like she smells and probably has greasy sausage fingers and the whole thing is gonna smell and taste like her sausage fingers IM NOT EATING ANY OF THAT SHIT

>>40578578
Fuck you, faggot. She smells lovely and comfy, like dove soap.

>>40577216
>no feminine features
she looks liek an ugly 4/10 foid i think some of you are retarded and have unrealistic notions in your head about how foids look. like not all of them are hyperfemminine supermodels

>>40577493
looks like catfood

>>40576278 (OP)
>transbians cant cook
>doesn't post something "she" cooked
you're such a loser I'm not even gonna make fun of you

>>40577493
Notice that a MAN (bf) makes the good tacos!
>>40576278 (OP)
Observe the TRANSBIAN taco spread!

Both similar in upbringing in genetics... yes, but one is terminally autistic and wants to eat baby food and shit in a diaper forever!

>>40579950
>calling those good tacos
You are a spicy gringo.

>>40580002
MMmmmmMMMM because the BEST tacos are made with transbian GOCK cut into ROUNDS and FRIED into perfection before you SMOKE 'em

>>40580010
Why are you fantasizing about eating tranny dick?

>>40580024
im a faggot and love taking it up the ass

>>40580024
Because WE all KNOW that's what YOU wanted from SER OLIVE!!

>>40576278 (OP)
my wrists are too broken to handle pots and pans i can barely microwave an instant dinner; cutting a fruit is a terrible and dangerous struggle

also im mostly asexual anyways so i dont thirst for lewd things all the time

i remain at the top of the /tttt/ Happiness Index YoY; though unfortunately today was a rare down day; but everything will be okay

>>40580039
Did you forget to take your meds?