did you know that this plant has magical affects that turn transbians straight?!?!??? but only for about 30-120 minutes!

>>40579289 (OP)
rosemary?

>>40579305
nope! guess again!!!!

90% sure it does turn them straight. also if they're heart broken, they become transbians

>>40579289 (OP)
30-120 minutes is plenty of time to make them straight forever with my fat cock

>>40579322
sumac?

>>40579337
nope! gues again!!!!!

>>40579289 (OP)
that gives me 29-119 minutes to spare

>>40579322
That’s the devil’s lettuce…

>>40579355
yep!

weed doesn’t make me like men, try again

>>40579289 (OP)
>>40579289 (OP)
weed just makes me bark and hear things that aren't there

>>40579389
next time you smoke, do an enema before and play with you butt while thinking about men.
just to see what happens! i mean surely if you're a real lesbian, nothing will happen right?