Thread 40586775 - /lgbt/ [Archived: 212 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:47:36 AM No.40586775
john
john
md5: 9f6022c168656d0804cc4a7c34b82e37🔍
Slay hussies, my name is John.

I'm a 50 year old genetic male (married 23 years with three children 20, 17 and 7). I do medical science, and spend my days giving presentations, compulsively masturbating, and submitting research papers (NatMed, JAMA, The Lancet).

I control my feelings through sheer force of will, this superior strategy can suppress all overt forms of female gender expression because I've been practicing it for my entire adult life. I quit sissy hypno two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak transsexual slang fluently, both the subaltern cryptolects of kathoey and travesti sex workers, and the self-important jargon of modern transfeminist academic discourse. I know everything about home orchiectomy and the current best practices in DIY HRT, which I support 100%.

When I eventually snap and experience a panic attack resulting in emergency attention from paramedics on the way to the airport on my way to give a presentation at a conference, I am moving to Portland to join a prestigious polycule to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a destitute narcotics-addicted sex worker or design AI firmware for a highly classified weapons program to be tested on brown people overseas and eventually on American soil against the people of this country.

I own several dog collars, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Portland, so I can fit in easier. I "excuse me miss" the twinkhons at Sephora and send lots of Instant Chats to passoids on Taimi, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Portland!
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:22:34 AM No.40587875
>>40586775 (OP)
Good luck Mr. 50
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:29:18 AM No.40587924
>>40586775 (OP)
High quality post OP, good job
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:34:19 AM No.40587979
im-229976
im-229976
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>>40586775 (OP)
John how are you doing in terms of names? you could have been a greek sex symbol.. you look not so good ill tell you that. hopefully we can defund all the crooked medical practitioners involved in the huge problem our beautiful country faces. you are a nasty person john and we need to lock you up. thats why we passed what i call the big beautiful bill. but i love the gay people trust me. no one loves them more than I do. Not even the crooked democrats. which are a complete disgrace to the men and women serving our country.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:36:42 AM No.40588009
>>40586775 (OP)
gem good work nona
you should peruse creative writing
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:37:31 AM No.40588985
1729200136603574
1729200136603574
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:42:44 AM No.40589022
>>40586775 (OP) im actually crying good post OP
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:54:15 AM No.40589131
>>40586775 (OP)
>>40587979
kek
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:55:22 AM No.40589146
>>40586775 (OP)
mogs me etc etc