35years, no accidents (that I can remember). Always always always did I suds the outside Only! Never never never had I ever had an accidental slip in.

How did I let this happen? How could I have been so careless?

Im mad at my parents for not teaching me better.

Im mad at teachers for not warning me. I let my guard down for 1 day!

I think, im mostly just mad at myself...

Anyways, now that I am a gay, what do?

>>40595096 (OP)
you joke but americans are actually like this

>>40595096 (OP)
>now that I am a gay, what do?
now you gotta wear pink tshirts and speak with a lisp

>>40595096 (OP)
You're an irredeemable whore now. You'll be sucking dick for an 8 ball within the year.