red:
Thespian-
you and a guest will have guaranteed tickets to ANY play or musical of your choosing, anywhere in the world, even if sold out, for the rest of your life.

green:
Lesbian-
you can snap your fingers, and, when you do, two white, cis, attractive feminine lesbians will appear before you - wherever you are - having sex in real life - and they will have sex with you - even if you are amab

>>40598031 (OP)
why the fuck would i pick "watch tv but live" over sex with women

>>40598031 (OP)
Red with barely a moments thought

t. transbian

>>40598112
in case ur one of the 3 hsts'es who frequent this joint

musicals are lame

>>40598031 (OP)
im straight but I dont really like theater that much, am I allowed to use the lesbians for manual labor instead of sex?

>>40600306
maybe scalp the tickets for a lot of money?

>>40598031 (OP)
Don't like girls so red but can I choose to see concerts.

>>40598031 (OP)
red!! my soulmate loves theater and I will never have sex with anybody but them. I want to make the love of my life happy!!!

>>40600352
you explode if you try to sell the tickets
>>40600306
no, you can just look or touch but you can't make them do something else

>>40600477
no concerts u pleb

>>40600477
I guess I'll take the tickets and try to get into it then