tranners, see this in your room, wwyd?

>>40599401 (OP)
get the flare gun and watch as your chest hair erupts into fire

>>40599401 (OP)
walk out cause i have a bf and i love him

>>40599401 (OP)
vomit

>>40599401 (OP)
lick the hair on his legs

>>40599401 (OP)
ask him why hes in my room. please leave i need to yerk it crazy style to transbians

>>40599401 (OP)
>not my bf
threaten him with violence

anyways hes hot and yes i would like to fuck him and suck him off. but alas this is a fantasy and no man will ever be into me as a woman

>>40599401 (OP)
SNIFFFFFFFFF

>>40600202
same
also his belly button is ugly tho

>>40600214
I wouldn't care! He's hot as hell!

>>40599401 (OP)
Try to convince him to go on a date with me

>>40599401 (OP)
Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Internally worried about, "Am I going to be raped again?"

call the police im taken and i don't know this man how did he get in my room

>>40600234
ehh

>>40599401 (OP)
It really sucks that since I'm 30 I'll never have that metabolism again.

>>40599401 (OP)
>POW POW
>POW POW
>walks up
>POW
no home invader will rest easy in my home, this is AMERICA

:33 < gag and vomit! i'm a straight guy, YEESH! i want to exist in his body, not... stare at that body's erect penis

:// < gross, man

>>40599401 (OP)
castle doctrine

>>40600667
Poor excuse
The difference in TDEE is negligible, your lifestyle and diet is just worse

>>40600214
>>40600234
everything is almost perfect but the outie bellybutton ruins it for me
t. gay

>>40600859
My lifestyle and diet is the same since I was 20.
I do need more self discipline in my workouts, however I will never look like my 20 year old self again.

>>40599924
freak out that there's an attractive man in my house and threaten him with an axe so he leaves and I won't embarrass myself

>>40599401 (OP)
kiss

>>40599401 (OP)
Bill drill

>>40599401 (OP)
Get my scrunchie and go to work on that pp it looks rlly nice and I give rlly good head :3

>>40600727
hello nepeta

>>40600933
I c what ur saying I think it's because we are starting at a pic I'm sure irl it's not that bad

>>40599401 (OP)
i'd rape him and it'd be legal since he was trespassing

>>40599401 (OP)
If I was expecting it, I'd prolly be all over it. If it was a surprise, I'd prolly call the police.

>>40599401 (OP)
Did I invite him into my room? Probably be to nervous to actually touch him if I'm being honest