hi, straight here, how do i explain my extensive dildo collection and all my women's clothes to any girlfriend/wife i eventually have, if ever

pic related, not the collection

>>40602676 (OP)
You fuck yourself?

>>40602676 (OP)
why do you need 70 dildos when 1 does the trick?

>>40602786
Assho

>>40602676 (OP)
Find a bi girl who's into it

>>40602801
that's the dream
>>40602786
sometimes
>>40602787
variety is the spice of life
>>40602791
lol

>>40602676 (OP)
I'm straight male who owns two dildos and a bunch of feminine clothing, too. My now wife has been encouraging it since we got together.

>>40603586
your wife is a lesbian

>>40603618
Based

>>40603618
Yes, she is. Dating a (hot) lesbian as a straight male is the peak relationship performance.

>straight guys love girls who fuck other girls, so the guy isn't jealous if his girl fucks others (girls)
>lesbians love other girls, so they aren't jealous or angry if her man fucks others (girls)
>guilt-free, trauma-free threesomes
>guilt-free sex with other women
>getting cheered on for your muscle-hypertrophy training because she likes that your boobs are getting bigger and she likes sucking on them
>get to play dress up and a hot girl is super into it

>>40602791
Underrated God post.

Captcha: TOTAL KIKE, MUSLIM, AND NIGGER DEATH

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>>40602676 (OP)
>to any girlfriend/wife i eventually have, if ever
biiiig if

>>40602676 (OP)
I will be eternally grateful to autistic /d/egenerate straight men who like anal because you guys are the only ones who make actually good educational resources on how to have buttsex properly