previous >>40600952

NO TRANS ALLOWED (this includes shiza)

3... 2.... 1...
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

thicc latino men >>>>>>

>>40607526 (OP)
I want a boyfriend who says my dad is a piece of shit and then we'd fuck and he'd call me his good little boy

>>40607541
a man with something going for him in life >>>>>>>

a gyatt >>>>>>>>

It seems that I'm crazy about the new drummer at concerts of Lady Gaga.
From him there is an aura of masculinity, he has a sinewy body ... and it seems like he is a little autistic. The perfect combination.
And during the performance on stage, he is literally all wet with sweat.

>>40607562
drop his @. stop teasing us T_T

>>40607542
bruuh
>>40607570
too sinewy for me! he seems nice tho

>>40607562
thought this was me for a sec

>>40607587
Show big latino booty

>>40607583
@jt_kelly2

>>40607570
That's Tosh Peterson. He's one of the best rock drummers currently, love that dudes playing

Feet

>>40607600
you have this gooner's gratitude, fren :)

Someone dirty talk me

>>40607651
Would be hot to force you to drink my pee irl

>>40607585
I don't mean it in a weird way, there's just something comforting about a guy calling me his little boy and it makes feel nice and like he likes me and it's a little dismissive or indicative of his dominance over me or whatever, it's not like a creepy thing
plus my dad does suck as a person and as a dad so it's nice to find a replacement in the arms of a lover even if it opens me to to being abused which honestly feels necessary for any relationship bc I think if a guy saw me as an equal I would lose respect for him bc I think so poorly of myself
I just want a big strong man to make it so I don't have to think about anything other than pleasing him

i wish i was closer to normal

>>40607659
I've been on the receiving end of this and it's not that bad especially if the top drinks enough water beforehand, I tell myself it's not too different from swallowing cum and it couldn't be worse than swallowing semi curdled cum out of a shot glass with day old drops of espresso and piss in it, so what's the harm

>>40607651
>Someone dirty talk me
aah what if what if we liked k-kissed or something hahhahaha aaand held hands too!! And we did it naked!! hahah just kidding....ooorrr?
>>40607661
omg

>>40607681
What if I choke you and say you don't make any words or I will hit you?

>>40607680
Hi paige

>>40607709
OK OK

>>40607715
Beatles real love

>>40607715
not posting vocaroos today?

>looking guys for sexting on 4chan
>british anon - the body of river troll, absence of teeth, a small cock, qwerty nonbinary sea identity
>american anon - a strong dad body, a huge cock, charisma and a strong character, many interests besides chat on topic of sex, straight

Why is this happening?

>>40607733
latino genes in murican men

>>40607725
>>40607728
Now kiss

>>40604665
Great! Sorry I was sleepy and took a nap. I hope you enjoyed yourself! I'm okay! I did a butt cheek massage and now my butt is sore :s

>>40604693
Cool! It looks like they got attacked by a raptor or something!

>>40605258
Okee, here they are :)

https://litter.catbox.moe/e6s11e.jpg

>>40607398
Hi! How are you?

>>40607733
>straight
lol no one tell her

>>40607709
What if I cook you a nice a dinner and slip some ghb in your wine causing you to pass out then I tie you up in a gyno chair legs spread hole exposed and I mercilessly fuck ur pussy with increasingly large objects stretching it to the max until a beautiful rosebud emerges

>>40607733
>strong dad body, a huge cock, charisma and a strong character, many interests besides chat on topic of sex, straight
sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

>>40607670
I'm a hairy strong man. I meet boys like you from time to time, but they end up being not my type at all :(

I would like to kiss someone and in return get kissed back!

>>40607785
how pretty are ya, ill smooch u lil nga

Muscle guys love lady dong. They would gladly spend 5 hours a day at the gym, spend thousands of dollars on steroids, and ruin their organs for one lick mi lady's dong.

>>40607661

There’s this chad Harry Potter at my gym and I saw his ass all sweaty it was literally showing through his sweat pants and it made me horny :(

Handsome guys with short black hair and glasses really do it for me.

>>40607670
I guess that's nice yeah. I have a hard time seeing a dynamic like that lasting long term tho?
>>40607733
>british anon
>american anon
cuz that's how it's always been? American guys are like more masculine in general?
>>40607757
>Hi! How are you?
hii im good came home a bit earlier today and ended up sleeping to now. Think I needed that. How are u?

>>40607661

>>40607797
Thats it Im becoming a ladyboy

>>40607805
nooooo DDD:

>>40607805
ha stupid dog thats what you get for being clumsy and stupid

>>40607599
https://unsee cc/album#dRd8YhBRTJYA

>>40607782
what is your type
on paper I feel like I should find a guy bc I'm a nerdy effeminate submissive bottom who's intelligent but mentally ill and that seems to attract certain guys but other than that it seems pretty niche

>>40607815
I've never seen a gay relationship last long term

>>40607859
plapplapplap

>>40607796
Umm uhh please excuse the messy hair!

https://litter.catbox.moe/huwbv1.jpg

>>40607815
Oh nice! I hope you had a fulfilling sleep. I'm okay! I also slept a bit but now I'm awake. :)

would you date a 5'11, 152lbs top with an uncut 7 inch dick

>>40607859
QUE BUNDA

>>40607599
Is big Latino booty a real thing? I'm Latino and my hips and butt are wide

>>40607782
How tall

>>40607881
>I'm a nerdy effeminate submissive bottom who's intelligent but mentally ill
Holy moly, you must be a federal agent because you ticked all of my boxes. I hope you're a pretty boy as well because I'd treat you so well you'd become addicted to me

starting to realize half these threads are either "I wanna date a guy with these specifications?" or "Would you date a guy with these specifications?" -_-

>>40607928
We wrote a whole song about it it's called Culo

>>40607944
wait till you find out what people do in bars irl anon

>>40607942
>Holy moly, you must be a federal agent
Worse, its Paige...

>>40607950
Oh gosh I didn't know!

I want guy with such specifications.

>>40607961
What do people do in bars?

>>40607963
who's Paige...

>>40607942
I'm mean I wouldn't say I'm pretty but ppl look confused when I mention being ugly so I think I'm probably unremarkable

>>40607977
He has nice arms!

>>40608000
Hey. I like to give people benefit of the doubt, and if ur personality is great that'll automatically make you a lot more pretty :) if i drop my disc will u add me

>>40608014
no sry I'm too autistic for online dating :(
I hope you find the one though, you sound like a cool guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wtxpz3VMWY
>>40607961
>>40607983
Drink lots of lots of alcohol, banter with randos? Thats atleast what I do there
>>40607977
waoh

>>40608000
bottom moment

>>40608030
What's it like talking to random people? What do you talk about?

>>40608028
Good point. What if we were in the same relative area? I'm in south US, if you were also somewhat nearby. we could chat and get to know each other. and if we clicked well, we could meet irl. Just cause ur autistic doesnt mean u should have to miss out on the chance of something really good happening. I'm a very patient guy, so I don't mind if youre a bit weird :P

>>40608057
How tall!

>>40608069
5'8, god put all the inches somewhere else

>>40608093
Hey the advantage of being a manlet is it's very easy for you to look broad. I wish you luck in finding your tiny baby boy to protecc

>>40608107
You know what is funny, I've never once thought or considered my height as a factor. and none of my prev partners have mentioned anything about it either. its only people online who talk about stuff like that.

>>40608056
idk its just nice connecting to a stranger for once even if its over stupid trivial things. Like most people have just been dying to tell someone about their work and their life in general and so if you give them the opportunity and show interest they will blabber on and on about it lol.
>>40608093
>5'8
same senpai

I'm tall but my penis isn't.
What's with these curses anyway huh

>>40607859
DAYUMMMMMMMM and youre probably a top too or some shih so allat beautiful cake goes to waste lmao

It's too weird to have these requirements that you have to look like a big dick porn star with muscles to fuck some guys smelly crusty butthole. What kind of prize is that anyway oh lol wat now

>>40607915
yeah I have almost same stats just a bit shorter and lighter at 5'9 130 lbs :3

Damn! That's good.

>>40608245
What is it

>5'8
block

>>40608254
Corn muffin

>>40608140
Oh haha wow! I've thought about talking with people but I usually don't have anything to talk about so I end up listening more than talking.

>>40608245
Yummy! What kind of cake is that?

>>40608263
Oh yeah those are pretty good. Corn bread, corn muffin, my southern relatives were feeding me those a lot

>>40608263
I love those!

>>40608258
So you're telling me height matters more than ppl size? Because I thought gays only cared about p

I'm kind of boring and don't have much to say but I still have feelings and crave companionship. I hope that's okay.

>>40608277
>>40608274
Just baked them with my niece. Getting ready to fry pork chops for dinner.

>>40608288
it’s not

>>40608343
Nice sounds like a good dinner enjoy

>>40608288
marina, im really sorry to tell u this. i just saw the pic u shared. its not ur personality, you seem like a really sweet person. its that you dont look that pretty. theres nothing wrong with wanting companionship, but ultimately humans are vain creatures.. hell, dudes will decide if its worth it to eat a girls pussy or not based on what her FACE looks like. im sorry again to be the one to tell u. u just arent that pretty. thats why

Looks are overrated desu

>>40608396
Bit rude init transberg

I don't like how my hole looks after sex. I like ever so slightly prolapse and it just looks gross.

>>40608489
post rosebud

Good evening gaygen. Had a day out with friends. What are our evening plans

It feels like today all gays disappeared from the thread somewhere

So I read that Ireland has the smallest average penis size of any European/European adjacent countries, and i wish my ancestors would have stayed in Ireland. I shouldn't be judged against literal gorrila-human hybrids that emerged from the jungle only a few hundred years ago, and they get to walk the same streets as me.

lol

>>40608396
She looks average and has a good body theres more than enough people who would be with her

Shes not even dating rn so how can you say thats why she hasnt found someone

>>40608512
I have to squeeze it shut for it not to look like this

vomit

>>40608564
morphing into an actual bussy

>>40608564
and they called my hole clapped out...

>>40608343
Aww that's sweet. I hope the pork chops turn out well!

>>40608396
Maybe it's the angle or lighting? Is this better?

https://litter.catbox.moe/avbtvc.jpg

>>40608586
get your eyebrows threaded girl

>>40608586
What the fuck is that shirt

>>40608586
you look fine dont let that shady bitch get under your skin

>>40608573
>>40608578
>>40608581
pls I need help

>>40608618
sorry i don’t know anything about hole maintenance you might need the DAN surgery

kino time then sleep
>>40608599
omfg haha
>>40608618
See a witch doctor or something that thing is gaining sentience

>>40608564
>>40608618
So does the poop just fall out or?

>>40607526 (OP)

>>40608634
no I'm not incontinent

>>40608595
I don't know what eyebrow style to have

>>40608599
It has kitties dressed as gangsters haha

>>40608607
Okay thank you <3

>>40608632
Goodnight

>>40608632
we stan pretty ladies in /gaygen/
which girl do you want to kiss the most?

>>40608642
KEK

>>40607772
No, don't be a faggot

I realized that I want to have sex with Cara Delevingne.

>>40608626
>>40608632
>>40608634
it only looks like that immediately after the dick comes out.

>>40608663
Are you working for the gay conversion feds perhaps?
>which girl do you want to kiss the most?
ur mom hehe
>>40608693
I remember thinking she was so cool after watching Paper Towns as a teen lol. Haven't seen her in anything for a while tho
>>40608698
Take smaller dicks, queen

>>40608732
>Take smaller dicks, queen
I barely bottom. I just completely relax when I do then that happens.

>>40608698
Wtf are they doing to your hole bro? How big are the dicks and how often do u get plapped? You should probably see a dr or something it looks like it's about to fall out
If my hole looked like that I would take a long break and do tons of pelvic floor exercises

>>40608732
You only showed me your arm once, and I've thought about how nice it looked and how you should show me the rest.

>>40608756
why are you not eating with your family

>>40608748
It's god's punishment for being a size queen. They regress into babies wearing nappies and needing a baba

>>40608756
I had apple sauce with bbq pork ribs recently and it surprised me how good it was.
>>40608769
He is. We're his family

>>40608769
I am. You're my family. That's why I share everything here. Duh.

Im down 4.7lbs in 14 days

>>40608748
Like I said it only looks like right after the dick comes out most of the time it looks normal.

>>40608803
Let's see that hawt body timbo

>>40608564
hot just keep doing what you're doing

>>40608807
How are you seeing your hole right after the dick comes out? Are you like extremely flexible?

>>40608813

>>40608787
Yeah. Fruit goes surprisingly well with a lot of stuff. I totally get why people like fruit and cheese.

doing a poo

>>40608819
no sometimes I just record myself and that's how I found out about it

>>40608752
It's just an arm...
>>40608774
May they rest in peace brave bottoms
>>40608803
nice! I'm currently eating icecream myself :D

>>40608794
if we're fanmily why dont you show bulge then big bro like in picrel

>>40608822
oh another fake picture cool

>>40608831
Show video of hole destruction

>>40608822
Me on right
>>40608823
I love smokey gouda or gruyere paired with ripe green grapes or a juicy pear
>>40608831
Ick anyway

thorny posted hole after sex and it looked like timur's combat boot stomped on some beef tartare. i threw up in my mouth.

the combat boots he doesnt own? oh ok

We should have a rule about never posting hole here its gross as fuck and some of us are eating

>>40608865
omg so it's normal? yay

>>40608845
No but you can have another pic

STOP

>>40608890
why noooooot dont be like that

>>40608895
is it that bad. please I don't need another complex

>>40608915
post penis

>>40608882
40608890

>>40608890
normal shithole bussy after use
no vein no hemmies
>>40608865
cant shittalk me when im not here

>>40607859
u retarded faggot niggers should set this shit to 24 hours of somethig, if i goddamn fucking another time copypoaste this shit and add a dot and get deleted album im gonna fucking kill u

>>40608921
what? no

>>40607815
>today and ended up sleeping to now. Think I needed that. How are u?
moronic swedebög gonna wake all night ahah

>>40608966
hii babe

>>40608983
>moronic swedebög gonna wake all night ahah
yeah again haha. I really need to try to go to sleep now

>>40608921
https://litter.catbox.moe/wfjnieu55enlhapl.jpg
moderate 4"

>>40609029
NOT ME

>>40609029
LOL

>>40609029

>>40608985
im peeing after sleeping, good night crewl wourld

>>40609037
>>40609038
that's NOT me my dick is MUCH bigger

Thorny has already expressed interest in doxing me so I'll never post a face pic sorry

>>40609029
you definitely have hypospadias

is it gone yet

>>40609042
butt

I plan to write my song called a Wolf in sheep's skin. The lyrics will reveal that problem when you are born the bottom, but your physical body is literally intended to be top.

>>40609038
dw I'm a bottom, it doesn't have to be massive like my dad's

>>40609084
I'm pretty sure it's in the right place

>>40609105
shouldnt that be a sheep in wolfs skin

>>40609105
wouldn't that be a sheep in wolf's skin?

Im a bottom but I see myself as a wolf actually cuz they're cooler

Racists of /lgbt/, would you?

wolf disdiq down yet throat gud boi

>>40609185
No piss off. Americans are hyper-fixated on niggers.

>>40609042
I wan fuq

>>40609186
need daddy to say this to me (not my actual father)

>>40609185
let him hit? sure
I don't think I'm like racist racist but stereotypically ghetto black people make me very uncomfortable
I have genuinely really liked the majority of black people that I have actually known through the years

>>40609213
Hi paige

>>40609213
Must be tough having daddy issues like you do cuz like every other post is about thirsting about daddies. Like I like them too but this is menthol

>>40609222
who dis
I'm worrying about a small mark on my pp that I'm convinced is probably cancer and also some drug test results that make no sense and also a guy in in love with and also daddy issues so I'm not having the brain energy to parse who this may be oh also monster hunter and drawing and that visual novel are on my mind too so it's cluttered

>>40609253
I bet you get overwhelmed by having to take out the trash

>>40609250
part of it is ocd, it ends up on my mind whether I want it to be or not and posting helps vent some of the thoughts so they don't keep touching around in my head I'll try to tone it down

I'm back after drs appointment

>>40609266
no I don't, I can normally find time during the day where I can do it. normally either when I wake up and want to just get it over with, or going to bed and I feel like I can't sleep unless the trash is taken out otherwise it'll be on my mind and I won't be able to sleep unless I deal with it

Dinner was beef sliders with smoked gouda, grilled onions, grilled jalapenos, and grilled corn all cooked on, you guessed it, a covered outdoor grate heated by natural gas. God bless our troops, god bless america, and GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINEEEEEEES

I have a brand new neovagina

>>40609281
it's midnight

>>40609304
Not for hours. Move to a real place.

>>40609253
Its methy, a homeless drug addict in California who hears something sexually triggering and assumes its someone he knows after just getting done post about how gaygen is schizo for doing the same thing. He pretty much just hangs around raging at gays and trans because neither like him. He's here 24/7 but we are to believe he has some great life somewhere where people like him in between him walking for hours every night posting rants about gays.

>>40608836
It's a accurately representation though.

I HAVE TO SLEEP NOW GOODNIGHT ZZZzzZZ
>>40609297
omg good for you hon

>>40609029
Same as mine lol

Ok but fr tho. I wanna know what love is. I want you to show me.

My haters maybe Squidsward but I'm like Patrick because I'm a star!

>>40609352
>I wanna know what love is.
bb dont hurt me

>>40609316
move my dick pal

>>40609217
>black people
lol this always cracks me up. If you think blacks are people you have a really low standard for your own species. Just putting clothes on them and watching them stumble around drooling is a parody of humanity.

This is why AI is so dangerous because white men are gullible as fuck. They think anything that imitates human speech must therefore also have thoughts.

Somebody bring me quadratini and you can hit it from the back raw

>>40609250
Bunniculas used to scare the pussy out of me because what if a bunny was a vampire. What else could there be? What were they hiding?

>>40609341
Post your jammies fit gworl

>>40609395
Yawn.

>>40609437
>childhood animal literature
I wish you were normal. We could have such nice conversations.

>>40609368
*focuses my chakra and intention upon a single outcome* UGH


Anything?

>>40609449
You did not answer the question who are you working for how much did they pay you!

>>40609452
You missed.

>>40609437
Bruh I loved bunnicula. That and Navy drew and warrior cats. Never got into redwall. Loved eragon and lotr and verne too. I miss enjoying things.

The wise find peace in the water. The virtuous find peace on the mountain.

>>40609481
When you're fat nasty and walled like me you don't have time to be unhappy.

Trump is now denying disaster relief aid to states unless they pledge allegiance to Israel and wont boycott.

Cant make this shit up.

Frfr

>>40609527
I'm watching a video about how his White House team is cutting deals with elite universities that requires them to repurpose DEI programs into only serving Jewish students. Lol what fucking twilight zone reality are we living in now the Jews are the only group of people considered for DEI?

>>40609553
ikr? And this isnt even a tenth of it.

>>40609570
Accelerationist boomers pushing the Western world off of the cliff. The ww2 generation really was the last generation of purely decent and uncorrupted human beings.

>>40609553
I just don't get it. First term was not nearly as ziondonnie but maybe I just wasn't paying attention. Runs on the words AMERICA First, does like 2 weeks of EOs that immediately got tied up in court, passes a bs omnibus, and dedicates the remaining 3.9 years to a wildly unpopular foreign country/religion he isn't even a member of. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

>>40609592
While partisan hacks connected to intelligence for spreading the hoax that Trump was compromised by Russian control, the reality is picrel - and Israeli born foreigner and hardline Zionist is his biggest financial contributor. Not hard to figure out what's going on. He will never run for office again so he doesn't have to pretend to care about all of the Joe Blows from Flyover, USA that voted for him.

>>40609619
Did elon give him 250mil tho? 100 feels like pocket change. Esp when it's paid to a guy who only cares about his image and this tanks his image. I'm liking the blackmail Epstein angle but it seems a lil dramatic when we all know nothing ever happens.

#TUCKER2028 until he decides to rape me over the coals for some country we created 80 years ago as a prank too

Trump is a corrupt, sellout. He takes every bribe and only follows through if he doesn't think it won't hurt him.

The dr said I have scabies and fleas
https://youtu.be/LgOcy0jr4wQ?si=BRB-Y8RielSvCp70

>>40609676
Yeah but wouldn't that exact logic fly in the face of his current actions? He's bleeding support over this

>>40609696
>ywn have a pigpen bf with dirty balls who thinks babywipes count as a shower
Why live

>>40609639
It looks like you're right. Zion Donny is probably terrified of the Lolita tapes being released. Its looking like it's impossible to ever get a President that doesn't fuck kids at the Mossad love hotel.

I'm not attracted to most black men I see online but when I see one irl I feel like with any other race :o

>>40609696
That's why you get in the shower..

not racist but i would never date or fuck blacks and indians, or be friends with them

dicks ate so cute pretty and squishy :3

Hate when people confuse preference with racism, i personally have no probs being friends with blacks or indians in particular, but i am not sexually attracted to them in the slightest, some of the nicest people I've ever met were one Ugandan from africa and a Sri Lanken dude.

>>40609801
Why not they have so much to give in terms of friendship

My diagnosis is that noone has been treating you well

>>40609801
i would fuck em but never date. id date any other race though

>>40609801
Indians in lit seem so fun and lively but then you meet one irl and not so much

>>40609900
i cant see indians the same after the /pol/ webms

>>40609908
I moved to a new apt with a center communal area and pool. Huge Indian group of dudes moved in a few months later. All the same age too. Idk if they all lived together but they moved as a pack to the gym and pool and shit. It's all true and worse than you can imagine.

I was never excited and not attracted by black guys, any Asians, Latino, Arabs, Hindus and American Indians.
I can not even imagine a romantic relationship or sex with this category of people.

I sucked off an Indian and he called me a beautiful white guy

My name is BUCK. And I'm here to... cuddle a little on the couch then sleep in different rooms

Omg it's buck angel

>>40609947
What depths have you not already plumbed?

>>40609947
no you didn’t

>>40609980
Your right I just made that shit up for (you)s

>>40610071
classic mr pancakes

>>40610085
Dridercakes

>>40609869
Preference doesn't mean exclusion.
>>40609701
Because releasing the files would hurt him more. This is all his own fault and he's running away from accountability. It looks like Trump worked with and helped Epstein have sex with and traffick underaged women. Then he turned him in and had him killed, while very publicly denouncing Epstein, denying a connection, and demanding an investigation. It was stupid of him to draw attention to it, and it's even dumber that he's just now scrambling to figure out how to cover everything up. Trump is a useful idiot, but he's insanely stupid. And people have such big egos they think they can use him. It's crazy where our future is headed.

Hope he got it sloppy from the back early and often

>>40610169
I've always wanted a drider boyfriend, ever since getting the monster manual 3.5e in middle school. this pic was so hot lol

>>40610196
Meh that seems a little blinded by your feelings towards trump. Imo he was involved with the money laundering/tax evasion part of the Epstein web and backed himself into the pedo corner. Maybe I'm wrong here but if the biden admin had trump connected to pedo shit they would have leaked it even if it nailed Clinton too. The money laundering win isn't as good as the pedo loss so they sat on it. That or like the client list would expose our real ruling class so it doesn't matter that bill or donald are named. There's a suprapolticial, bipartisan reason for quashing this. OR it really is just a nothingburger that we're all fixating on cuz they drummed it up for clickbait and we're all more retarded than we think (which is def true anyway)

Jeffrey Epstein was a reptilian humanoid

Epstein's Island was part of a mossad blackmail operation and the hesitancy to release the files is more because it would reveal a ridiculous degree of foreign influence in American politics and would result in Israel losing its attack dog
Trump being a part of it or not is hardly a factor in any of it, he is a pedo and a rapist but he has so much money nothing would happen to him even if it was black and white obvious proof

Why would Israel support pedophilia you can't tell me that Israel would support pedophilia

That's antisemitism

>>40610353
Don't they already provide safe haven for Jewish pedos who commit their crimes overseas? Not a huge stretch to say they don't think the same way on this that we do.

Also I just wanna say I love Israel. I support Israel. They are our greatest ally. God commands we give all jewies our holes and souls. GOD BLESS THIS GREAT NATION OUR GREATEST ALLY SEND THEM MORE CASH NOOOOOOWWWWWW

1.5 million American expats live in Mexico
1.2 million American expats live in Canada
500k American expats live in the UK and other European countries

dog sleep on my foot how am I supposed to sleep in this condition

>>40610428
1.86 million Indian expats live in Canada (more than Americans)

>>40610421
Premie feetsies. I could give you the iron your blood desperately craves. Twice a day suppository injections of protein with my iron rod. For your health you see.

If your not native Canadian then your an immigrant is what they say

Make America brown again

gonna be honest i was NOT expecting these psilocybin-free magic mushrooms to actually do anything but wow everything is pretty wtf

Brown white or black or yellow which has the best stat spread

>>40610491
If they are psilocybin free then which part is magic

Skipping yoga. Just gonna shit and go to bed.

>>40610502
idk man but they work

Nigga's munching a portabella talkinbout we're all one genre, the human genre

white girls/guys that go for interracial sex and relationships tend to burn out and age like shit, since miscegenation is a trait of the lower classes

>>40610502
there are a few chemicals that are prodrugs of psilocin that they could have applied to them

>>40610515
lol

>>40610524
That's not true look at Mr pancakes

>>40610524
That's so true look at Mr pancakes

>>40610444
I'll have to try this
maybe I was born premature just so I could have a reason to get plowed, maybe there is a god and he gave a small penis and made me a bottom so I can find a horny to tempt to live in sin
I could be like a succubus feeding off of cum to keep my iron levels healthy

>>40610631
Post pale, thin skinned soles

Why did this person used to post here

>>40610502
>>40610514
tryptamines in magic mushrooms are mild psychoactives

Portobellos and poochies, a nice thread ^^

I think I'm an alchoholic, is that bad?

>>40611038
no, thats a good thing

>>40611038
You can go to AA and tell them you sip 1 Amstel Light per evening.

i once blew through 400 vicodin in a month

>>40610942
it's tryptamine concentrate

I have stupid retard disease

Death and despair.

This isn't addicts anonymous go seek help somewhere else junkies

>>40611210
says YOU

>>40611217

HI SISTERS

I could see myself in a mentor role to some gay youths

Wait wut how come this thread is full of perverts

hey gaygen what's an obviously gay thing to get at a vegan cafe? I'm visiting a small city and would like to find a guy to hang out with for a few days but there are no gay bars and there seems to be 2 cafes that host frequent pride events (none of which I'll be here for). ill be looking for slightly twinky guys that also like to hike if that makes a difference.
t. Semi mountain-man looking autist

There’s nothing wrong with cheating.

>>40611371
I don't know maybe you can order some cock and balls and then they'll know your gay

After a month of dieting I am now 3 lbs heavier than when I started

>>40611534
Fucking fat ass faggot.

>>40611371
https://voca.ro/17r3hkno0CZo

>>40611398
rude
>>40611538
>If you're going to a vegan cafe everything is gonna be gay
lol, true. also I will accept some corn syrup and fake food for breakfast if it means I can hike with a cute guy and kiss while watching the sunset.

>>40611604
https://voca.ro/1fHuchQdkLAi

>https://voca.ro/17r3hkno0CZo

Another chance to show how much more obvious it is that methy is batshit crazy if he had to actually type his thoughts instead of rambling into night time traffic.

Remember, the question was "What's an obviously gay thing to get at a vegan cafe?"

Trying to grasp at anything relatable as a chance to run his mouth, this was his answer:

"Yeah, basically if you are at vegan cafe, anything you order is gonna be ick. [car zooms by]

"I went to a place inside of Seattle a long time ago. This was like 2018, I think. And it wasn't vegan, but it was a coffee place that sold, you know, like muffins and danishes.

"I don't know why I even went there, but all the waiters were shirtless and wearing rainbow suspenders. I was with someone else and they wanted to go.

"Uh, so yeah if you're at a vegan cafe, like, I don't think anythings even gonna taste good for starters, because they can't use animal products, so they have to make up with like sugar and corn syrup and...

"... Vegan people are very unhealthy. They think they're being healthy but they're not. They actually less healthy than people who choose to eat, like, you know, animal fat, animal protein.

"This vocaroo's not going to be very good, but look what's in the thread. Nothing, so this is what you get."

So the question is about what to order at a vegan cafe, and we get to hear an anecdote about a shirtless coffee shop in Seattle from seven years ago that he "only went to" because someone took him, followed by an angry scolding of vegans, (of course), and a reprimand that the thread wasn't already full of drama for him to lash out at.

Well done, methy, well done.

https://voca.ro/1cRUmScToVd6

>>40611534
lol

shrooms make me feel really weird
i don't think i like it

bro really typed all that out

https://voca.ro/1jS803Jjcfb0

britain has some really odd fellas

>>40611897
true but they make up for all their pale rosy cheeked qts

>>40611672
lmao I'm actually moving to California for a few months (San Diego area). I expect to get some ass there but in the meantime I'm in fucking southwestern utah after driving around and hiking a couple of weeks and I've barely said a word to anybody the whole time. I thought I was antisocial but I guess everybody has a point where they need social contact. i was desperate enough to talk to a woman for an hour today.

>>40611994
https://voca.ro/1jwUnNXsmEq0

goodmorning chat
>>40611887
hi

>>40612040
Good morning swedey

>>40612057
new

>>40612022
I did spend a weekend in salt lake and the only gay guy (that I know, there were probably other straight passers) I saw there actually approached me but he was a freak with makeup and facial hair who talked about cruising in bathrooms so I avoided him. why do you upload audio when you could just use speech to text?