>a boymoder shows up at your front door
>her jeans and her hoodie are dirty and dusty
>she's holding a raggedy hat with both hands, one that she was only wearing to shield herself from the sun
>she tells you that she's traveled long and far looking for work
>you look behind her, there's no car, no bike, or anything or anyone else
>she says she's good with her hands, that she's used to chopping wood, mending fences, cleaning gutters or driveways and so on
>her stomach growls

what do you do?

She probably took an Uber to get there. Who's to say she won't ransack my house and knock me unconscious?

>>40621892 (OP)
Give her a taco, but eye her wimpy, estrogenized little arms with suspicion

>>40621892 (OP)
i’d probably at least offer her something to drink and maybe a meal. if she insists on working for it i can probably find something for her to do. this is an uneasy alliance though, if she tries anything she’s getting tired iron’d

drive her to the rice fields. i mean give her a good meal and top her and all that jazz but after that its re-education time baby.

>>40622115
>and knock me unconscious
got hard after reading this

invite her in, lock the door, and go look for my maul

>>40621892 (OP)
Had a friend like that, he would just drive around asking people for work around there house.
The trick is to get people when they are home.
If there is no car or bike around, probably means that there is a group being driven by a pimp, having boymoders panhandle.