>be me
>be straight
>my roommate freshmen year of college would always walk in on me peeing and laugh at my tiny meat
>feel uncomfortable bc I've always been insecure of it
>one day he walks in on me with his meat out and he showed me how much bigger he was
>pepesad.png
>idea pops into head, I'm a genius
>put laxatives in roommates' breakfast eggs (I cook for him every morning)
>jerk off for like 45 minutes one day in the bathroom, edging longer than I have before
>roommate slams door open and sees my bright pink, almost raw, meat
>rock hard just to show him how big it is
>still says it small and shits on me :(
>get even more turned on
is this normal?

>>40622873 (OP)
How is it a fagcel life if you're straight?
That just sounds regular incel life.

>put laxatives in roommates' breakfast eggs (I cook for him every morning)
true story
there was this girl in my dorm in college freshman year (i dropped out sophmore year and never finished)
and she was pre-med and really intense she was from pittsburgh via belarus - spoke with an accent but grew up in america I think
I believe she had a history of eating disorders
so anyways in the spring I got mono and was totally out of it (sleepy and sick all the time) and she came by my room and said she wasn't feeling well and would I go buy her some laxatives - which was super weird but I didn't think anything of it cuz I was so sick and distracted

and then like ehhh a week later the dorm head staff announced that a hazmat team had to be called into the female restroom but didn't really explain way - and I think she had overdosed on laxatives and messed up the bathroom - I guess she bought them herself or someone else did - I dunno - but then like a few weeks after that the head staff of our dorm were quietly fired and disappeared - I dunno if that was connected - they never explained why they were fired

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