Thread 41454004

>Required prep
>Best lube
>Okay lubes
>Opinions on "butt pasta"
>Optional anal story

Hemorrhoids, fissures and prolapses abound!

>>41454004 (OP)
Douching is for pussies

>>41454004 (OP)
>Required prep
My partners never prepped...
>Best lube
Just used cum or spit...
>Okay lubes
precum
>Opinions on "butt pasta"
what is that?
>Optional anal story
when I was younger, I was actually fucking a lot with my friends, but that was when I was like ~14 and we never used lube, I was the one that topped, my friend wanted to try it as well... so I just let him and it hurt so fucking bad and he got some sh.. on his dick, so yea, I'm a top.

Imagine the smell

>>41454383
>butt pasta
It's a special meal that is part of anal prep for some porn stars. I believe it's high fiber with no sauce.

>>41454441
Wtf...

>>41454441
You wouldn't need that if you ate enough fiber already. All bottoms should be vegan, they'd get enough fiber plus their assholes wouldn't be filled with decomposing meat

>>41454004 (OP)
ok GET XLUBE and be generous with the powder in your ratios. you dont gotta make a lot, esp since it loses viscosity the longer it sits. i bought powder in january this year and have used like 5% of the bottle.
if you want a simple food for clean rectum, oatmeal is what works for me. 2 bowls a day, everyday. crazy how night and day cleaning gets after just two days.

>>41454004 (OP)
>Required prep
know your body. if you've taken nasty shits in the last few hrs you probably shouldnt be getting fucked.

I typically dont need much prep at all- just a few small bulb apllications of lukewarm water in the lower rectum. push out the water until its clear. I never fully douche. I also like to put some sexy lotion on back there to make it smelling clean and fresh.

>Best lube
lube is essential. I used to use liquid silk but cant get it anymore n the US. still searching for something similar.

>pasta
no idea what that is.

>story
well. im a bit of a slut so have lots of stories

>>41454911
>just a few small bulb apllications of lukewarm water in the lower rectum. push out the water until its clear. I never fully douche.
I thought that's what douching is?

>>41454789
this anon knows. I had to buy it on eBay cuz it’s banned in America but that shit is godlike

whenever i stick my finger up my ass i cum immediately

one issue I have is that I’ll douche just fine but if I fuck myself too deep it’ll reactivate my bowels and I’ll have to shit and ruin the session. and it’s kind of unfortunate because it basically always happens when I get balls deep in.

>>41454004 (OP)
>Required prep
Eh. I'm usually clean enough anyway
>Best lube
Jojoba oil. It's good for your skin too
>Okay lubes
Deep throat slobber
>Opinions on "butt pasta"
Just eat fiber. Why aren't you eating enough fiber?
>Optional anal story
You ever get fucked so good your tummy gets covered in your precum?

>>41454497
>plus their assholes wouldn't be filled with decomposing meat
fucking TRUE people have called me mentally ill for saying it but flesh is impure and desecrates the inner sanctity

No thanks. I'm not Indian, so I don't have a poop on my penis fetish.

>>41454946
full douche the water goes deeper and takes longer

>>41454004 (OP)
just want to say that a lube injector is fucking awesome and makes anal 100x easier

>>41454789
real, it's literally the best thing you can buy
>>41454959
I don't think it's banned in America it just isn't on American amazon, pretty sure you can just order directly from their website

>>41454004 (OP)
>>Required prep
Butt plugs and sugar free metamucil daily
>>Best lube
spit
>>Okay lubes
boy butter
>>Opinions on "butt pasta"
if butt pasta is what I think it is it's a low-residue, filling meal featuring mostly carbs or an equal amount of carbs and fat. this is good food to eat if you're planning on having anal sex a lot over one weekend or particularly vigorous anal sex or are for example filming anal scenes over a multiple day shoot. Other comparable anal-friendly meals include: two hot dogs on buns with only mustard; one large grilled cheese sandwich with no sides. stuff like that. no oatmeal or salads, there's too much roughage. you can eat other food most of the time just not before a big anal event/weekend.
>>Optional anal story
I actually think I like eating out other bottoms and women's assholes a little better than having my own eaten or fucked. especially when they're pre-loaded.

>>41455909
They banned it because it worked and people actually enjoyed anal!

Just as an FYI, there's a perpetual general on /d/ that's dedicated to anal masturbation and orgasms. They're dedicated buttsluts with an enormous volume of experience and a tiny sub-board culture. They have a sticky and everything. Also /pol/ isn't there usually.

>>41455023
Same
How to fix this

>>41455023
>>41457117
Need a quickshot butt slut so bad