Thread 41534269

Spooky edition

QOTT: What are your halloween plans
QOTT2: If you had to, what would you dress up as?

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>>41534269 (OP)
hi, ffreind. hi

All the supposed “ftmcels” getting their pipes rearranged tonight I see. (;

Bought all this candy for NOTHING nobody is walking down my broke ass street.

>>41534340
Netflix with "gay" boyfriend and... chill... oh then a little handsy plapsy with spoopy gory movies playing

>>41534355
A little plap in “his” vagussy.

>>41534367
no no
they're all "gay" tops and the poonah is the uke softboi who needs warmth in his poonsack

>>41534386
Sad but true

>>41534269 (OP)
Question for the thread-
What are your thoughts/feelings about the term "pooner?" I see it used all over this board with nobody seeming to bat an eye at it save for a couple instances where someone reddit-raged about it hard.

>>41534505
I like the word because its kawaii and i feel like a cute anime twink when i refer to my vagine as a poon :8

I missed the binder discussion thread. Full tank or half tank?

>>41534558
Ive heard half tank cause full tanks make u very sweaty and it can build up bacteria

>>41534558
I want to be a full tank guy cuz it looks less clocky but I have low BMI and wide hips so full tanks tend to roll up on me. If you have more fat I don’t think it matters
>>41534582
I get sweaty in the half ones I’ve just made my peace with moderate day to day discomfort until I stop being broke

>>41534269 (OP)
>Fairy to mage general
lmao

>>41534721
I tried full tank and it wasnt rly worth it but maybe it needs to be tighter?

qott: i laid in the field where my childhood playground got leveled. i walked to a different playground and swung on the swings. feels like everything is going to be okay even though im ugly and retarded and unloveable. nightwalks are amazing.
saw this otw back home. i wonder what kind of person drew it

>>41534505
You can tell who made the word because it's slang on the same level as doggo pupper blorbo poggers

>>41534269 (OP)
I wish I had a somewhat chuddy pooner husband
I need to marry a short hairy kinda-racist guy. I want to suck him off until he can't spell his own name, move on to plap and/or strap, go again in the shower, then curl up in bed like a pair of cats, every night while the two of us live. I want him to pet the back of my head when I walk up and bury my face in his happy trail. I want to hold him while he falls asleep on the couch. I want to go camping and show him all the neat spots I know about around the country. I want to go on road trips for weird and frivolous reasons.

bought my first pairs of tighty whities and holy shit the amount of vag stains let alone shit stains from not even a full day... ill never judge cis men for skidmarks again

>>41535733
I stopped having discharge after I stopped having periods. Dose issue.

Rolling

>>41535752
its not even discharge, its piss and shit that clings onto my pubes or something thats wiping onto the underwear, underwear stays clean until the moment i gotta shit

>>41535733
>shit stains
Do you people just not wipe

I dont even deserve the oxygen I breath

>>41535948
i swear to god i wipe until my asshole hurts, this is from me farting and laying around on the bed all day

its scary how hairy I'm getting

>>41535989
delete this

>>41535989
Why are your farts so wet? This isnt normal.

>>41535989
>I wipe until my asshole hurts
Yeah ok but do you wipe until it’s CLEAN
Why would you voluntarily post this image

If you got shit on any other body part you would wash it off with soap and water but you’re fine calling it a day when it’s in your asscrack? That’s not malebrained it’s just nasty I will not be hearing anyone out if they make any arguments amounting to “muh gender euphoria”. Take a damn bath

>>41536097
maybe sweat?
>>41536195
when im done wiping the toilet papers clean so idk
>>41536259
>just take a whole ass bath every time you shit
i damn near douche every time i do shower so im not nasty, i just got real manshits that leave crazy residue no matter what i do, ive said fuck it and washed my ass in the sink before

i literally shidded my pants today like seriously in my car

>>41536015
nah

>>41534269 (OP)
>That time a guy thought I was flirting with him because I would cover my mouth when laughing but it was really because of my rotting fucking teeth smelling like straight fucking faeces
>That time a guy thought I was flirting by avouding eye contact but it was really my stank ass fucking non-romantically related anxiety and possible autism
>The time a guy thought I was flirting but I was listening to music. Straight up just listening to music. Nothing else

I wish the default assumption was that everyone was asexual until asking them if they're not (which was also the obvious way of also asking if they're interested) and everyone else was assumed stranger or friend.

This post is about two men, one of which also stopped being my friend because he was "grossed out" by the idea of me being interested in him

Also, not an Incel, I just don't want to date anyone any time soon.

what does it mean when u genuinely get excited for your t shot and it feels great when u do the injection and then u feel happy for the rest of the day

>>41536591
it's so fucking annoying with cis moids when all u wanna do is get to know them but they are literally incapbale of seeing a femoid as anything then other then a sex object so they either mock you, ignore you or try and fuck you

>>41536591
>Inb4 I bet your teeth aren't that bad, woman behavior
I am sparing people the suffering of the smell

>>41536612
>Cis moids
>Femoids
>Sex object

I fucking hate pooners too, and random hons larping as pooners, and women.

>>41536615
oh. my. mother. fucking. christ. dood. brush. your.
fucking. teeth. jesus. fucking. christ. what. is. the. issue. with. your. rancid. ass. teeth. you. fucking. weirdo. ??????????????????????????????

>>41536630
elliot...? brush your fucking teeth holy fucking shit

>>41536630
elliot, please shave your beard it looks like shit.

>>41536631
>Just brush your teeth
Not going to reverse 24 years of bad dental hygiene, but I already do. The decayed parts still remain smelling like poop, faeces, shit. No amount of arm and hammer baking soda toothpaste and medical grade mouthwash plus breath mints is going to get rid of that smell or the decay that has already happened.

If you have tips on getting over fear of anaesthesia killing me, that'd be nice though, maybe I'll finally get the dental surgery that was recommended to me last year.

>"Weirdo"
>Posts on 4chan
Stop appropriating my culture stacy

>>41536655
ive seen you get fingered, i still have it saved on my phone so don't fucking call me "stacy" faggot youve had more sex then i ever had

I will personally find you, knock you out, drug you, tie you up on a metal chair, and pull out all your teeth and put in veneers

>>41536647
I do, just been too stressed and busy lately, brother relapsed.

>>41536668
im sorry

>>41536655

im sorry if you saw the last reply i left you elliot, it was distasteful

>>41536666
That's crazy, if my ex took a secret second video of me getting fingered, I might actually call up a lawyer *cough COUGH* and have a chat about legal actions I can take.

Good luck finding me though, also, look at the video again and you'll realize that's not a hand at all. Also I'm fully clothed. Any other video quite literally and honestly isn't me.

Also, if you still talk to terje, tell him to repent or something. Idk, maybe religion of any kind would be good for him, doubt he'd actually bother to read any religious book though

>>41536690
everyone knows terje is literally insane and a meth head. so yeah also im not suprised he would record some shit like that

what is terje up to nowadays?

>>41536707
prolly impregnated and having a crack baby

>>41536707
https://youtu.be/TJ181VIqQuU

>>41536707
Hopefully dead or dying

how old was terje when he first started posting here

whichever anon predicted something that happened to me within days of me posting about something i was genuinely excited about i'm both impressed and terrified

>>41536015
fucking foul shit my transdood

>>41536796
Depending on if you include the entirety of 4chan or not (he started out on /b/ and went to /fa/ before moving to /LGBT/), he was roughly 22-24, or 24-25 for /LGBT/

>>41536806
like what, you'd become fatter?

>>41536827
I guess the entirety. Was he on hear since 2015.

Kinda off topic but I genuinely always thought he was just an MTF pretending to be FTM kek

>>41536840
>Was he on here since 2015
Probably, if it helps, he turned 30 in 2021. He started using /LGBT/ about a year or two after it's creation

do any of you guys remember the "elliot rodger pooncel" who would like post crazy incel shit and was a "satanist" and also pretended he was more malebrained then everyone else despite not being on t?

>>41536872
Yeah, that guy was annoying, not to be confused with Elliot Roger, who wasn't a Satanist and only pretended to be a better man than cis men when he was very early on T

>>41536904
i bet he's detransitioned by now lmao

>>41536856
wait. what. terje is that old? fuck my genetics

>>41536972
terje is literally pushing 40, scary

>>41536904
im sorry about that btw i did fuck up the board a little lol

>>41534505
I deeply hate it and consider it worse than a lot of other lgbt slurs because of the reduction to genitals.
It’s essentially “roastie” which is a similar level of wtf.

Guys i have autogynephilia and yes IM A POONER

>>41536828
nah, had a falling out with someone off board i should have seen coming. the signs were everywhere, though the anon was wrong about the reason (me being a giga autist was part of it though)

>>41537214
she/he don't deserve you gloves
you someone you deserve <3

>>41537286
thanks anon, i appreciate it

>>41537048
>roastie
>pooner
>axe wound
there really isn't any good 'bad' words for vagina

>>41535989
why are trans men like this? no bro ever showed me his particle filter

>>41537614
i like tuna

>>41539321
We cannot take responsibility for those of us who make it brap and clap

do any of you have any cism friends that know your trans

>>41536872
any of you remember the leaf that was an unironic white supremacist hitlerpoon? i wonder if they got arrested yet

>>41539410
Yeah but I let him slam my cunny and he keeps my secret

>>41539410
yea pretty much everyone i work with

>>41536989
yea but he looks so young i think u guys are lying desu

>>41536796
nta but I've been posting here as long as terje, before /lgbt/ was a thing I used to larp as a cis femboy on /b/ in 2009/2010

>>41540027
are you a femboy now?

>>41534505
>referring to grotesque caricatures
funny
>actually calling yourself that or being called it
cringe and sad

>>41540099
>are you a femboy now?
I'm 32 now, so no. I started bishiemaxxing 12 years ago

>>41534269 (OP)
>Fairy to mage
are trans men wizzas or paladins?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzS7aepOnGY

does bosy hair help keep you warm? discuss

>>41540210
Has it held up? How are you looking?

>>41535989
Do you have giant poops? One time I had a shit so big it was sticking out of the toilet :/

Are you guys going to watch Elliot Page's new Netflix series

Halloween party with cleopatra GF

>>41540854
CLOWN PUSSY

>>41540854
is that rlly your gf, she looks like she could be your mum

>>41540927
Honky ponky clowwwwn pussay cloowwwwnnn pussayyy!

>>41540854
PLAP HONK PLAP HONK

>>41540854
Is that Terje

>>41535989
>wipe until my asshole hurts
This is the problem here. Its not shit stains but dried blood stains from your anus because you are rubbing too hard, rubbing it raw till the skin tore

>>41536612
Doesn't happen to me. I guess you're just hot or something

I like to think that my shitty, smudgy cakey, uneven makeup passes as male

>>41541272
Show

>>41536630
>>41536668
my beautiful boy has returned

>>41541491
terje, post elliot fingering video

>ordered drink
>didn't get carded

>>41541785
HEY YOU GUUUYS

>>41541785
You literally just look like a woman with shaved sides.

all people see when they look at me is a tiny woman dressed like a middle school boy.

>>41541785
I knew someone with that haircut and they were attracted to dogs

>>41541785
Photos that smell like menstruation? Amazing technology.

>>41541859
Why are you dressing like a little school boy?
>>41541869
>menstruation smell
you say that like it's a bad thing

>>41541869
I haven't had a period in 13 years

>>41541522
im not terje, but i have the video of him giving elliot a footjob

>>41541943
Why do you have that

>>41541785
how do some of you dress like this and not expect to get clocked? did none of you have brothers growing up? cis men do not dress like this lmao, put on a white t shirt, blue jeans and a hat and work from there

>>41541952
im a footfag

>>41542038
Can you tell us what the best part of the foot is?

I saw someone w poon voice say they "couldnt live like that" and it made me feel eeally sad and wished I could tease and comfort him and tell him.theres nothing wrong with his voice

>>41541959
These are alt girls obsessed with Henry Selick productions that grew into fujos.

And now, they take exogenous T.
And one day, the T will turn them into Jack Skellington!!

>>41541959
I did that for many years and /ftmg/ said I was posting a picture of a cis man. I've been in the scene. I know what cis male goths dress like.

>>41542093
I'm straight/ST4T

>>41542066
all the sensual moments you can have with them really, enjoy lacing my fingers through my partners toes when we're together. The inside arch is also fun to nibble on.

>>41542127
yeah, you like longboy bony males (with E, so that they can't seeeeeed you)

IM FUCKING COOKED FUCK

>>41542218
Wow. Footfag or footappreciator?

>>41542277
also quite a big hand appreciator, im a sucker for pretty nails

>>41534269 (OP)
>qott
i went to a party with my friends
>qott2
i dressed as severen from near dark (picrel)
>>41540854
you do the hokey cokey and you clown around
thats what its all about
HEY

hey retards who have tried anal how much lube do i need for the dick to go in nicely also should i use nair

Pre-transition I was the epitome of an autist tomboy nerd (comp fighting games, anime before it was cool, the like) and all of my friends were male as a result. I'm straight and present traditionally masculine in what I can control. I have always hated how normie female social structures work and being friends with dudes was more natural for me.

Now that I'm post-transition and stealth, I feel more and more out of place socially. I adhere to bro code but I feel like an in-between freak when it comes to my behavior and mannerisms. I schiz out thinking they can tell that something is off about me. Toxic masculinity yadda yadda but it's becoming a serious issue.

Anyone else get this? What should I do about it? Do guys even care that much?

>>41542255
actually I only like fat, short curvy trans women who pass and have big tits

>>41542747
as a tranny you will always feel out of place and like a freak no matter how "malebrained" you are lol

i guess jung would say im either still in the anal or oral stage and it's so fucking annoying

i'm so sick of this dumbass motherfucker

>>41542850
who

>>41542853
jeremy

>>41542858
the quartering?

>>41542866
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>41542858
jeremy? what did he do

honestly if anyone here hates white people, i hate you ):

Post your vaginas my breedable bois!

>>41542747
I feel fembrained for hating fighting games :/ they're just too repetitive to grind

>>41542917
Speak queeen

Are there any cute ftms left here? We used to have a lot of cute ftm tomboys here, and now it's a barren desert filled with disgusting mutilated and obese afabs.

>>41542925
Who tf posts this shit? No one here is going to post their vaginas, considering it's a blue board and also that's retarded.

>>41542928
Well, we can play something you like together ;-)

What's your discord cutie?

>>41542940
No i'm fucking ugly and fat leave me alone

group suicide starts in 10 minutes

>>41542953
Are you sure? Post photo.

Everytime I read what's your discord cutie? My pussy dries up like the sahara desert

>>41542747
is it the feeling that matter how confident you are in passing its too out of place to be the guy whos still 5'6 in a room of guys that are 6'+ and inviting their girlfriends over?

>>41542968

>>41542976
>My pussy dries up like the sahara desert

Men don't have pussies

>>41542976
That's nice. I like a little friction down there, as long as it hurts only afab.

>>41542942
why can't beautiful ftm bois post their breedable afab vaginas? what's wrong with that?

>>41543002
N

>>41542985
Men don't, but afab bois do. And I can tell you, afab bois are 1000x times better than men. I love ftm twinks. You guys are like tomboys, but with extra spice.

>>41542985
Thank you for informing me I guess it must be true since the messiah told me

everytime a lil dood talks about his pussy, my penis excretes a slimy musk like a salamander

>>41543015
it is (:
>>41543019
i will lure you into my basement with the proposition of sex, then drug you, and cut your dick off

>>41542994
Next time I'll lead with it glues itself shut

why is he so stupid

>>41542866
thanks for reminding me of this cringelord

>>41543052
jeremy?

>>41543088
literally who

why are you so obsessed with him, jeremy?

>>41543098
everyone makes mistakes
i've had more than my share
but it's okay 'cause i'm gonna repair it

>>41542982
Yes. I'm 5'1. They're not actually that much taller lmao so it makes me feel a little less neurotic about it but it doesn't feel good. Their girls also get really weird and dickish around me for some reason (I'm not interested in them to begin with)

>>41543107
I once knew a nigga whose real name was William, his primary concern was making a million

>>41543182
okay

A corrupted young mind at the age of 13
Nigga never had a father and his mom was a fiend
She put the pipe down, but for every year she was sober
Her son's heart simultaneously grew colder
He started hangin' out, sellin' bags in the projects
Checkin' the young chicks, lookin' for hit-and-run prospects
He was fascinated by material objects
But he understood money never bought respect

>>41542982
Yeah, part of it. I'm about 5 inches shorter, but so is everyone else and I don't particularly care about my height to begin with. I guess it's how I behave. I'm "one of the guys" but I'm still obsessed that they're fucking with me behind my back or entertaining me (bad experiences being bullied by women growing up obviously caused this)

could a slimey sluggy pussy boy and a slimey greasy penis girl find love together

>>41543214
imma pop my glock in yo mouth and make a brain slushie

the most fembrained about me is my optimistic delusions

>every time I order androgel the pharmacy says it's out of stock
>they take one week from after I run out to have it ready, sometimes longer
>can't order it earlier than 30 days after my last refill for insurance reasons
>doctor can't do anything about it
>same thing happens with shots so switching wouldn't help
What the fuck do I do about this, it genuinely fucks with my body and mental really bad to hormone seesaw like this

>>41543223
jessie slaughter is a hefab now

>>41543298
half your dose a week prior or sum

>>41543312
i stan damien leonhardt ngl

>>41543298
shit like this is why i hope trenders detrans, less stress on the demand market

>>41543348
im honestly so happy to see that being "trans or nonbinary" is declining in college aged kids. like finally the trend is over and things can be normal again

>>41543298
Go to a different pharmacy, if possible. Been in the same situation, but it got better after I started getting a larger supply of T per refill, when at one point I think i was getting like a fucking 2 week supply.

>>41543206
nah bro you're fine when it comes to that, just look at how your friends treat eachother when they're not around. Men are very upfront about shit wigging em. I'm sorry you dealt with that as a kid but thats something only women do.

>>41543403
pretty much, it was fucking crazy to me I was born in 1994 and left HS after 2012 how much things changed in 4-5 years regarding gay kids. You can't tell me that was organic. being trans just became the new ''bisexual'' for theyfabs to cling to.

>>41543336
Yeah I try to ration it by doing 2 pumps instead of my prescribed 3 when I feel the bottle getting empty but it still runs out too quick and the low dose feels pretty horrible unfortunately
>>41543348
>>41543403
Sock from Portland isn't stealing my androgel you guys love blaming anyone but cis people or healthcare or the government for your lives being retarded. Catty fucks
>>41543411
Thanks, I'll try to switch pharmacies next refill. That's probably the best thing I can do and can't hurt

do you guys think it's bad for a 16 year old to send drawn porn and fetish art to a 12 year old

>>41543516
Yes very bad
Which one are you

>>41543516
no wtf

>>41543524
neither

>>41543516
the internet should truly be 18 plus

>>41543462
they really were the loudest minority demanding neopronouns, that we acknowledged them as "male" when they clearly presented female, etc
>>41543503
id be totally cool with sock if they werent so adamant about making non binaries and ftms look super annoying and delusional and then dropping the identity when it was no longer "trendy"

if youre still lurking, please reach out to me. i need to talk to you.

>>41543541
genuinely make it illegal for people under 18 to use any form of internet and all fake trannies and furries and 99% of mental issues go poof

this buddy so retarded

>>41541866
It's a mohawk, not an undercut, in case you were wondering

>>41543609
i would 100 percent vote for that

>>41543555
I'm viscerally unsettled by detransers and I hate every femboy to have ever existed for making trans culture look like shit so if I disagree too much I'm a hypocrite

>>41537048
>slurs
go back
the whole point is to reduce you to genitals nigga you got a tuna can

>>41534505
to be a tranny you have to have a healthy amount of self depreciation, idgaf if someone says it or calls me a pooner. come up with new material desu

>>41536989
>>41536972
>>41536856
>>41536840
I remember visiting 4chan (/b/) for the first time when I was 11 or 12, in 2016, and seeing that picture of terje and being so happy "biological men can look like that" because it meant I had a chance at passing

>>41543503
you are sock
faggots like you on gel are whats setting us back

>>41543940
we are not starting this shit

>>41543940
ever wondered why theyfabs on gel get ridiculous beards it's because gel has higher dht conversion
trupoons injecting = low dht, bad voice drop, twink body
theyfabs smearing gel on their saggy bags = more facial hair, deeper voice

>>41543934
holy newfag

>>41543981
dont make me actually wanna try gel...

>>41543940
You guys are so retarded sometimes
>>41543981
My voice was fully stealth passing like 6 months on gel idk where the anti gel propaganda came from

>>41543984
nigger
>>41544008
try it see what happens

rate my husband
https://litter.catbox.moe/hrvve6.jpeg

>>41544268
why did you marry Ian Miles Cheong

>>41543981
dht doesn't factor into voice drop at all

I wish been I had abused as a juvenile dykoid so I could justify my insane behavior.

>>41545017
same

why do all ftms look like this

I'm a terrible fucking person. Every, single, time, I make 'friends' they leave me and don't say why because theyre too nice, or because I'm too RETARDED AND SHITTY to understand their subtle cues. I am demonic. I need to be killed. I need to be beaten until I am a bloodly pulp amd left on the steeet to die.

>>41545255
you prolly just have social retardation and autism dont beat urself up

>>41545334
HOLY FUCK SHUT UP. Youre a retard or am enabler. I am an awful person and I know it.

>>41545380
how would you feel about being swallowed and digested

>>41543981
You’re both retarded and uninformed.
First: The voice drop is more directly related to dosage rather than method of application. It is suggested to extend low doses at the start of transition to mimic pre pubescent levels and extend the period in which vocal cords thicken. What happens is that most people get trown at a dosage of 300 right at the begging and get stuck with frog voice due to the rapid development, which isn’t as likely with gel due to the dosage amount
Second: hair development is only partially related to dht conversion
Third: I’ve never in my life heard a theyfab with “deep voice” they all abuse female mannerisms when talking which makes them so clockable

this poster thought I was mtf gigahon

this ever happen to you?