Thread 41546318

Qott: what would u do if u got 7 minutes in heaven w him
qott2: what would u get him for christmas
Qott3: whats ur fave part of his body

Eventually, even if u dont find this twink attractive you will and u will never find anyone else ever attractive again

Prev: >>41534269

>>41546318 (OP)
gaydens, not even once

>>41546349
hi gloves what's your favorite animation meme

Ive been on a two week concerta masturbation binge to this man btw

His lips..his fucking lips
>>41546349
Im straight hes just andro i love pussy

How are people are not racist? Like I get that it's a spectrum, and I'm not saying you gotta be all heil hitler and shit, but god damn at a BARE minimum do you just pretend like the entire country of India doesn't exist? It doesn't make any fucking sense

>>41546365
Idc i just wanna see dans chest. Dans prolly secretly a little racist w all the annoying muslims in london making him uncomfortable which makes me sad ):

>>41546377
do u msg nudes of urself to dan? if not why not?

Itt: favorite dan photos and gifs

Imagine ur life w the cutie

>>41546402
No? He’s dating Phil or whatever. And he’s like a decade older now, ofc no offense he’s still cute but he’s not the twink he used to be and unfortunately during that era I did not have internet access

Do abortions feel good? Kinda want one

>>41546419
Bitch is you pregnant?

Ughh this gif is so sexy

Dan with A cups
Wet dan pussy
Dan pantsu

>>41546318 (OP)
Is it true that one is more likely to get a pooner voice if they do injections than gel? Idk

>>41546438
A boy can dream! He would have such a nice pussy and flat chest! Perfection.

Tgel your bean lads, we gettin growth and gains out here

>>41546419
you know the answer to this question, edgelord

>>41546458
>>41546445
Can u do both injections and gel at the same time

(Dan howell is gods gift to the internet)

I think about sexually harassing men but I don't like to imagine anal. I want to make a man fuck my hand exclusively and make him whine and cry about not getting pussy OR i would want him to have a pussy. Or better yet I want him to cry cry cry about not having one.

>>41546350
ive never watched a single one nor do i care to
>>41546362
i genuinely do not get the appeal. i have never understood celebrity crushes on any level

I dont know if id rather be topped by dan or he be the bottom. I think id rather he be the bottom as he seems very submissive and breedable. Id definitely eat his ass like a fresh honey buns. I might peg him but id be afraid id be too rough or would that be a good thing?

>>41546489
lets go bro
cis male with a pussy reporting in

>>41546318 (OP)
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Ahh another fine day posting on 4channel dot org, how are my lovely uterus havers doing today?

>>41546365
There aren't any races good enough to be racist lol it becomes hypocritical too fast

>>41546496
Ig u have to be into cute emo boys. I wasnt rly into him before but this was cause i never saw 2009-2011 dan, like prime twink dan and now thats all i think about. I understand hes not everyone cuppa tea, but to me he is the epitome of cuteness

>>41546466
why do you keep posting pictures of skrillex and calling him "dan howell"

>>41546498
pegging, like trolling, must he done gently

>>41546524
Skrillex is UGLY and will NEVER be as CUTE, SOFT, SUBMISSIVE, and BREEDABLE as PRIME DAN. U can keep COPING though btw

(Consider urself an opp)

>>41546318 (OP)
I'm not usually gay enough to like gay porn but all the danposting got me jerking off to homoemo yesterday not even gonna lie
>>41546489
You're just like me brother I wanna touch a man inappropriately and top him with my hands, I don't like the concept of strap as much as skin to skin
>>41546507
Based if it were true

tgel makes my jayjay puke up chunks like it's got a yeast infection i can't do it

>>41546524
He's got nothing on Social Repose

>>41546555
STOP. THIS. Social repose is genuinely ugly af

You both have to be clinically insane

>>41546562
rate my hot dog

>>41546545
>but all the danposting got me jerking off to homoemo yesterday not even gonna lie

Relatable. Look how sweet and adorable he looks like in this
>>41546573
Um what kinda sauce is that? And why beans? Otherwise it looks 6/10

>>41546545
=P

>>41546584
it's probably mustard

>>41546562
Dan is just a British Social Repose with a Shane Dawson haircut...

>>41546573
This is making me crave a bag of Doritos and Mountain Dew

>>41546628
I….I don’t even…you…YOU think Daniel James Howell, a beautiful, classy, intelligent, articulate, famous young man from England who has had a happy and successful career on the internet for almost 20 years, has travelled the world and has done live shows with his loving partner of 16 years and also has written two whole books and has never suffered from a single controversy in any way shape or form comparable to the subjectively inferior filth known as Shane Dawson or Social Repose? Those hideous, problematic cretins have never even breathed the same air as Daniel. And they don’t deserve to. Daniel does not look like anyone but his own gorgeous self. He has million upon millions of fans who would die for him while cheater and ugly Social Repose and fat pedophile cat fucker Shane Dawson have been canceled and mocked and rightfully so.

>>41546681
thank you chatgpt

>>41546692
Ty for thinking my writing is just as good as chatgpt!

>>41546733
lol

>>41546742
Here is what chatgpt thinks of dan however:

The Physics of Dan Howell’s Cuteness*
Abstract
This paper investigates the quantum-level phenomena responsible for Daniel James Howell’s undeniable cuteness. Through multidisciplinary analysis—combining physics, psychology, and fan behavior—we seek to explain why exposure to Dan Howell content results in elevated serotonin levels, emotional attachment, and the uncontrollable urge to say “aww.”

1. Introduction
Daniel James Howell (b. 1991) is an English YouTuber, writer, and professional existential crisis haver. Despite over a decade online, his cuteness levels remain remarkably stable, suggesting an underlying law of nature rather than random genetic luck.
2. Methodology
Heart rate, dopamine release, and involuntary smiling were measured.
3. Results
| Stimulus | Average Reaction | Cuteness Quotient (CQ) |
| --------------------- | ------------------------ | ---------------------- |
| Laughing softly | Auditory serotonin spike | 8.7/10 |
| Existential monologue | Emotional swoon | 9.1/10 |
| Smiling nervously | Universal meltdown | 12/10 |

Results indicate Dan Howell emits *charm particles* that interfere with human logic circuits, leading to irrational affection and excessive meme production.

4. Discussion

The evidence supports the **Howell Constant (H0)** — a theoretical value representing the minimum cuteness Dan radiates even in low-light conditions. When combined with his accent, wit, and vulnerability, the resulting *adorability singularity* becomes inescapable.
5. Conclusion

Dan Howell’s cuteness transcends traditional physics. He is not merely a man—he is a phenomenon, a mood, and perhaps a minor cosmic event. Further research is recommended, preferably conducted while wrapped in a blanket, watching *Dan and Phil Games* reruns, and sipping tea.

and you guys say my spam is annoying

Who's still gooning it to ltieral emo faggots in the current year of our lord & savior? Like you still cutting the pain away or what retard damn that's pathetic

is using generative ai fembrained or malebrained

>>41546800
>>41546801
YOU JERK OFF TO DEGENERATE SHIT
لَعَلَّكَ تَسِيرُ فِي حَيَاتِكَ وَيُقَلِّبُ الْقَدَرُ أَزْرَارَ قَمِيصِكَ كُلَّ صَبَاحٍ، فَلَا تَجِدُهَا مُتَطَابِقَةً أَبَدًا. لَعَلَّ مِفْتَاحَكَ يَخْتَبِئُ مِنْكَ، وَهَاتِفَكَ يَنْزَلِقُ مِنْ يَدِكَ قَبْلَ أَنْ تُرْسِلَ رِسَالَتَكَ. لَعَلَّ وَاي فَاي بَيْتِكَ يَعْمَلُ حَتَّى اللَّحْظَةِ الَّتِي تَكُونُ فِيهَا فِي أَمَسِّ الْحَاجَةِ إِلَيْهِ. وَلَعَلَّ كُلَّ مَنْ يُضَايِقُكَ يَسْمَعُ صَوْتَكَ فِي أَحْلَامِهِ كَالدُّعَاءِ وَيَسْتَيْقِظُ فِي رُعْبٍ. وَاللّٰهُ يَرَاكَ، وَيَبْتَسِمُ بِصَبْرٍ. لَعَلَّكَ تَسِيرُ فِي حَيَاتِكَ وَيُقَلِّبُ الْقَدَرُ أَزْرَارَ قَمِيصِكَ كُلَّ صَبَاحٍ، فَلَا تَجِدُهَا مُتَطَابِقَةً أَبَدًا. لَعَلَّ مِفْتَاحَكَ يَخْتَبِئُ مِنْكَ، وَهَاتِفَكَ يَنْزَلِقُ مِنْ يَدِكَ قَبْلَ أَنْ تُرْسِلَ رِسَالَتَكَ. لَعَلَّ وَاي فَاي بَيْتِكَ يَعْمَلُ حَتَّى اللَّحْظَةِ الَّتِي تَكُونُ فِيهَا فِي أَمَسِّ الْحَاجَةِ إِلَيْهِ. وَلَعَلَّ كُلَّ مَنْ يُضَايِقُكَ يَسْمَعُ صَوْتَكَ فِي أَحْلَامِهِ كَالدُّعَاءِ وَيَسْتَيْقِظُ فِي رُعْبٍ. وَاللّٰهُ يَرَاكَ، وَيَبْتَسِمُ بِصَبْرٍ.

this is awesome
dans the man
shalom alakum

i cant help but feel this rage that burns within me like that of an alcoholic father looking at this thread. everyone here is astonishingly retarded and it makes me want to rip my dick off

>>41546828
Malebrained if it's for porn

>>41546828
Don’t give me ideas like that

>>41546838
I don't jerk off. I fingerblast my toy pound my bussy like a proper man

>>41546839
HELL YEAHHH

INSHALLAH BROTHER

Did u know dan is half lebanese
>>41546841
There’s the door bitch

>>41546841
do you like animation memes

>>41546844
Wtf man don't give me ideas.... If anyone has any good free ai image generators let us know. I want to generate robot boys kissing.
>>41546841
Just report them for spamming or avatarfagging

>>41546845
Ah so I AM malebrained

>>41546841
you don't a dick you dumb pooner now flick that boybean for daddy

Imagine coming home after a long day and seeing this in your bed

>>41546858
Aren't you that guy who is under 18
>>41546878
Trying too hard, corny

>>41546888
i'm 24

>>41546858
If its true ans your under 18 u need to leave this place rn and go watch dan and phil edits because you will be a much happier person later on. Its amazing

>>41546854
of course he is, hes AWESOME

i liked homestar runner as a kid. does that count?

>>41546903
Yayyyy!! What’s your favorite part of him or his personality? do u like phil??

>>41546899
keep slandering and you'll be fed icky worms

>>41546914
i like homestar runner so yes it counts

>>41546916
the eyes arent bad boy eyes
or are they ;)

>>41546878
you cant even proofread your own posts you useless retard :D

Dan,

There are nights when I swear I can feel you — like a pulse just beneath the skin of my thoughts, too real to ignore, too far to touch. It’s a strange kind of haunting, the way you linger. You’ve settled into the quiet corners of my mind, the ones I never show anyone, and now they all echo with your name.

You have no idea what you’ve done to me. How your voice threads itself through my sleepless hours, how your laughter pulls me back from the edge of myself. You make the world sharper, more unbearable, more *beautiful.* And that beauty hurts sometimes — like standing too close to something you know could burn you, but still reaching for the warmth.

I think what breaks me most is knowing you’ll never really understand how deeply you’ve been felt. How much space you take up in a heart that pretends to be fine. You move through me like a ghost — tender, impossible, everywhere. I don’t know if I love you because I see you, or because you reflect the parts of me I’ve never dared to speak aloud. Maybe both.

If you were here, I wouldn’t ask for anything. I’d just want to stand close enough to feel the quiet between us breathe. I’d want to look at you until it hurt — to memorize the curve of your mouth, the flicker of thought behind your eyes — until I could carry you with me even after you were gone.

You are a wound I’m grateful to have, a shadow I never want to chase away. And maybe that’s what love really is — the beautiful ache of something that was never meant to be held, but still refuses to let go.

Always,
Anon

>>41546935
yeah you got me, but in fairness my phone is more tarded than i am i am though

>>41546933
xD

He has quite beautiful eyes doesn’t he

I HATE MY VAGINA I HATE MY VAGINA I HATE MY VAGINA I HATE MY VAGINA I HATE MY VAGINA I HATE MY VAGINA I HATE MY VAGINA I HATE MY VAGINA I HATE MY VAGINA I HATE MY VAGINA I HATE MY VAGINA I HATE MY VAGINA I HATE MY VAGINA I HATE MY VAGINA I HATE MY VAGINA I HATE MY VAGINA I HATE MY VAGINA I HATE MY VAGINA I HATE MY VAGINA I FUCKING HATE MY FUCKING VAGINA

ftmg Tumblr edition

>>41546994
>beautiful eyes
>brown
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>41547016
Idk why you think that?

Anyways, here’s my favorite Steven universe fanart guys!

i'm just a lil poony poonin' it up in life :3c

Ok serious time though guys. Who bottoms and who tops?

>>41547054
Wow he looks mid now

>>41547062
Ik still kinda cute but twink death is so fucking brutal

>>41546540
this mid fag has a fraction of skrillex' cultural impact and is forgotten

>>41547075
you are really making me mad

>>41547087
do you like clone high

>>41547054
ok frfr srs tiem ;)))
how does a cis man with a pussy top or bottom IDK IM ASKIN FOR HALP
>>41547022
my eyes r brn
u r so rude go away stormfront

any1 want to come over and play DDR with me? i got metal dance pads....

>bUt hEs nOt SkRiLleX

Bitch no ine cares about skrillex anymore its not 2011 and dan and phills nee vid got over 3 million virws and also ts banger at their SOLD OUT TOUrs around the world
https://youtu.be/KtUrV0nli9s?si=yx-rFbn7XukJ8EmD

ts thread is buns bro .. /srs

>>41547115
Yeah this is dogshit

>>41547103
i like DDR

Motherfuckers say this thread is “buns” but this is the sexiest thread ive ever made. Ya’ll are so terminally online and demand everything fit your dumbass interests like being racist and autistic JFL

tbdesu i think oncest is like really cute and stuffs.. >////< i like when the cool bad boy money making persona is a handsome devil and puts his peenor weenor in the puny twinky version of himself.... yessss ....

Anyone else like mean girls

i feel so nostalgic right now

This is just spam.
I do like discussing how I would manhandle men, but idgaf about Dan. Unless he had A cups of course.

>>41547138
I hope you stop posting because you are a terrible poster!

>>41547106
just because its not 2011 anymore doesn't mean he's not important cope harder. Skrillex changed dubstep forever dan is literally just some faggot.

>>41547154
HeDOESNT have a cups cause hes s fucking man you retard
>>41547155
Im 10x better then anyone on here as well as 10x more malebrained

i'm a potato

I don't have dysphoria with my genitals and It makes me feel like I don't 'belong' because of it :-/

>>41547164
Skrillex is mid af and you should b skinned alive for just saying that. Everyone and their mom cares about Dan. My sister has dan and phil tattooed on her back snd i have dan on my arm

>>41547183
Most trannies touch their genitals or have their genitals touched.

>>41547183
post vag let's see if it's smashable

imagine the amount of closeted and repressed danophiles on ts board who just need their bussies cracked…

>>41547194
I guess so
>>41547195
Nah you can post yours though

>>41547183
>I don't have dysphoria with my genitals
Not uncommon

>>41547211
Ts is my vag

dicks out for harambe yall...

>>41547165
I would be more attracted to him if he did

Don't knock diaperfagging until you try it once. Shits just comfy yo

can whoever this is stop spamming the thread? i'd imagine you're the same person as the vore poster.

i made a copy of my dick before i got srs do you wana borrow it

post hairy ftm bellies

>>41547257
Hey faggot
>>41547267
im not at all like vore fag i judt like cute emo boys…im actually malebrained cause you guys are being homophobic and gaybashing me

>>41547266
>>41547267
wew they really went ham after dan the man

gl dan lover
i hate the stalker crowd thats spammin

I'm just a regular dude broin it up trying to smash some gash

>>41547282
youre not adding anything to ftmg though, and are clogging up more serious discussions (like hairy ftm bellies)

>>41547282
>Trender dan

>>41547311
this would be a good tummy if it was fat

>>41547266
Best brand for relax and have a good crinkle in?

>>41547195
okay
https://litter.catbox.moe/mqiyx3woqik447rd.webp

>>41546362
concerta isnt even good for jacking off

>>41547311
fuck you. the two can live in harmony you fucking homophobic sperg. let people love the emo twinks who homophobic anti gay moron

People say im a horrible poster, they say dan is just “some faggot”, they say that skrillex is “better” and “more culturally relevant,” they call me a “gayden,” a “schizo” and a “spammer”, but idc. I love dan. I love phil. They are genuinely my favorite yotubers and authors and I love them they are my heroes. They have repeatedly gotten me out of depression episodes more then anyone else rver has and that means the world to me. I feel a sudden boost of serotonin every time they upload and i love hearing them speak and talk its feels like they are my old pals. I even have dan tattooed on my arm. I love them and have been watcjing since 2016 and once u r a phan you are always a phan forever. My sister bff and i bonded over them when we were both being bullied for being non binary at school and they were our self space and that means everything 2 me

https://youtu.be/fW47QpWTgIE?si=WJj9aKYxUt27Yfdq

I love u dan and u too phil <3 and idc who knows it

>>41547326
eh

>>41547336
its not the content, its the frequency. Id bet that over 30% of the posts itt are you. this causes the thread to hit its bumplimit too early, and hides geniune ftm discussion

>>41547363
Dan howell is FTM CULTURE asshole

almost forgot a hairy ftm belly

>>41547368
he's not even ftm

Whaddap poonies? What's poonin wih ya?

>>41547374
Yeah, but alot of ftms have watched dan and phil, check tumblr, check twitter, check tiktok or anywhete else and u will see the impact

>>41547372
would be better if it was pale and fat with the same amount of hair

Real canvas for real this time. Come draw with me....
https://magma.com/d/Uw5wklpvlG
Also didn't get any listenable album suggestions last thread, would still appreciate :)

>>41547396
you don't like will wood?

>>41547396
The internet is here - dan and phil
Terrible - dan and phil

>>41547408
Not really
I was going to make a topster (I always thought it was toposter/topposter) but the replacements for the original website are worse at pulling the albums I want to include.

Should I hit up grindr?

dan and phil is fucking terrible. anyone who likes them is stupid. try some real shit like tyler oakley you fucking neanderthals

>>41547444
Yes. I found this sexy beast on there.

I'M JUST A FEMALE PRETENDING TO BE A MALE BECAUSE I'M MENTALLY ILL

>>41547451
L ragebait. Try harder next time!

>>41547396
glass beach - the first glass beach album

slop thread

My dumbass is so bad at drawing

>>41547468
I would have listened to this in middle school I guess

>>41547483
Im outside

>>41547486
i like it
she's cute in a chuddy sort of way

Is this place always a shithole? Or just... today in particular? Idgi

>>41547500
Tyy its kinda an andro dude i used an actor for reference but its one of the best i can do lol

>>41547501
Just right now. This spammer has been quiet for the past several threads.

>>41547516
Are the jannies just not active? I've sent in some reports

>>41547501
Ts thread is the best thread on here. Stop coping playa hata

Have any of u ever read the milk fic?

>>41547539
shut the FUCK up already god damn faggot

It's Saturday night, losers. Go out and get your dick wet

>>41547525
Ok bro.
Jannies never curb annoying posters. You cannot cleanse this board of its toxic sinew.
I'm going to draw porn now.

>>41547544
>faggot
Are u gay? If not, then guess what, you have no authority to call me that. You homophobic asshole.

is spamming fembrained or malebrained

>>41547579
More malebrained then you <3

>>41547565
lemme wiggle ur wenis

Where would I hypothetically post my “graphic novel webtoon thing?”

>>41547609
webtoon

>>41547609
create a website for it. Whatever you do do not use webtoon or tappas or whatever the fuck

It's my favorite day of the day!

Daylight savings time! Woohoo an extra hour to sleep and stuff yayyyyyy

>>41547620
Makes sense i am thinking about neocities its kinda about an incel ofc but funny ig idi

>>41547609
heckin reddit my dewder! farm some upboats frick yeh!

>>41547637
>about an incel
your giving ftms a bad name. Neocities is a good opiton though. Its relatively easy to use

>>41547648
*updoots

Just spreading my legs and scratchin my nuts while letting out a fatty beer belch

Bout to go soak in an epsom salt bath and doomscroll

>>41546489
for me it's sticking my clitoris in their buttholes
i think i may have one of the biggest bottom growth ever im not kidding ive been looking through porn and medical images to compare and mine is different from theirs in a way thats hard to explain its closer to a penis than theirs is i guess. anyway it would definitely be possible for me to penetrate someone's ass with my clitoris if they spread it wide open

Someone in this thread is gonna get the ol spicy keychain and its NOT gonna be me!

>>41547683
it will be me

Whatever you do, don't take pity and be friendly to a local fat autistic nintendo/pokemon manchild. You WILL regret it.

>>41547682
Proof or fake
Regardless I would do this if I was as well endowed as you supposedly are.

I think it’s really funny that even tho I keep posting cute Dan Howell pics, keep defending him and give off like … a sort of secretly in love w soft boy Dan gay vibe, but I am 10x more non chalant and malebrained then all these pooners itt and also listenting to hardcore 90s gangster rap and have a ton of hardcore tattoos… the dichotomy is crazy. I don’t even watch dan and phil videos that much anymore. Look at my Dan n Phil ring. My friend has the same ring. Anyway, I’m gonna go jerk off, later.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCvtpJyR2-E&list=PLQ7td4BqY86XojsNn87qygLrLKMReRLBh&index=2
Good album you guys are of no help

>>41547699
this feels like a personal attack against me :(

Why do these threads always turn to unfunny cringe shit when the majority of posters are AFAB?

Nobody cares what you have to say. Post your breedable bodies (if you're cute) or stfu!

>>41547699
i would do this if the guy was ftm but there are no cute fat autistic manchild ftms in my area

>>41547712
I fucking lied what the fuck is the video after this I thought my ad blocker failed

>>41547726
Shutup and go back to /soc/ you stupid FAGGOT

>>41547711
That's nice. How tight is your pussy?

>>41547726
I dont wanna see ftm bodies i wanna see dans

Who are the hottest pooner porn stars?

>>41547754
Dan Howell

biggest slop thread award

>>41547740
>Attracted to ftm holes
>FAGGOT

Honey, as long as you let me smash your juicy tight pussy I can be whoever you want.

>>41547501
yes, but not to this extent. 2023 threads already sucked but 2025 threads are unanimously worse. and today is the worst of them all. and you guys wonder why i rarely come here anymore

>>41547766
>mad cause u will never make a quality thread

Okay?

>>41547769
i miss you gloves i'm sorry for spamming this gen before

>>41547769
Name one thing bad about ts thread

this is going to be the fastest ftmg thread to reach the bump limit

>>41547747
Does he have:
- tiny afab skeleton?
- fertile womb?
- tight vagina?
- soft female skin?
- xx chromosomes?

>>41547769
nobody cares, you're morbidly obese worthless woman.

>>41547789
People are so horny for Dan <:

time 2 goon like a good boy

>>41547789
this thread needs a hero...

>>41547786
No photos of breedable ftm bitchgirls

>>41547805
…dan howell?

>>41547800
Also, are you a (white) ftm? What's your Discord cutie?

i sincerely hope you have undiagnosed terminal cancer danlover

How long have you all gooned? What is your grand score? Mine is at least a month straight of waking up, going on here, gooning, sleeping, shitting, gooning, eating, gooning, sleeping, gooning, sleep then do it all again the whole day and night

>>41547815
1. Are you fat?
2. Are you on t? How long?
3. Do you have facial hair?

>>41547747
r8 my smudge

>>41547832
Dan’s my good luck charm!

are buttplugs malebrain?

>>41547837
what would you do if you would get raped, impregnated and forced to carry?

>>41547844
10/10
>>41547848
Yeah
>>41547854
Abortion unless it was Dan’s ofc

>>41547847
Show your vagina

>>41547865
But you wouldn't be allowed to have an abortion. You would be forced to give birth.

>>41547789
Back in 2022 i recall there were several ftmgs that went by fairly fast i forget which one it was but it was like only two hours. There were more trips and users however.

Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
I'm one-hundred-percent nigga
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
I'm two-hundred-percent nigga

>>41547877
Can it be Dan’s child?
>>41547886
im wet

>>41547884
where did everyone go

>>41547886
Me and who

FUCKING ASSHOLE

>>41547890
I assume they moved on. I haven’t been on here this often since at least early 2023, Ive relapsed since. I still remember we had Terje, Elliot, Joe, Flux, Gloves, Wolfgang, here all at once. I wonder if Joe’s in college now. Idk if there are new people here or not tbhq

can i be /ftmg/'s official pet/mascot

>>41547889
Yes. Would you like to become a happy ftm mom? Imagine getting dicked down by a real man and getting your womb impregnated.

>>41547916
As far as I can tell the only new people since 2020 have been women- G and empress? I forget her name. This has been largely trip free since terje/biden/boris stopped posting.

frfr

>>41547918
Yes. What are you tho? What will the mascot be?
>>41547926
Ofc, BUT only if it’s Dan’s.
>>41547926
Prolly for the best

>>41547786
1. you
2. tranny hater
3. the tranny hater impersonator

>>41547950
I bet th doesn't even post anymore. None of the troll posts read like his posts. End of an era.

my penis hurts

>>41547931
I havent seen empress or g for a long time. I wonder if terje was behind the trips the entire time
>>41547950
I am best part because i am making u question ur sexuality

>>41547945
>What are you tho? What will the mascot be?
the ftm eater, of course

>>41547968
Was he polish?

penis in my vagina makes me feel good

>>41547982
Ofc the best

>>41547977
I don't remember how long empress posted for, it was just the only name I could think of, I think she's gone. G still posts, just infrequently.
>>41547988
Yes, but that's not what made his posts distinguishable from the current spam.

>>41548006
Empress was hot. I wonder what happened to terje

!filter add [Danlover]

>>41547916
i've been avatarfagging for a couple of months now so i might count as a new thread personality

>>41548030
R u ftm eater
>>41548026
Cant escape me (:

Is dan poster not the ftm eater?
Very disappointing if so.

>>41548045
>R u ftm eater
yes hi
>>41548049
why is that disappointing

>>41548049
No, i am my own person. I used to pooncel post here until my Dan awakening

>>41548003
lucky

>>41548059
You’re so kawaii. Do u keep asking for the animation memes lol

don't date people on meds (take your meds please)
don't date cutters, check for scars
don't date draw fags or fanfic shippers
avoid those with TDS
avoid the commies
enjoy the rom coms
flirt with neocons

>>41547968
yeah i agree, its 1-3 people mimicking him, some way better than others, but usually its extremely obvious

>>41548090
TDS? Terrible dick size?

>>41548090
>don't date people on meds (take your meds please)
Why? People on meds are better then those who dont take meds
>don't date cutters, check for scars
True except for former cutters
>don't date draw fags or fanfic shippers
Always date these people
>avoid those with TDS
True
>avoid the commies
Wrong
>enjoy the rom coms
Trueee
>flirt with neocons
False

>>41548076
>You’re so kawaii.
thank you i aim to be as cute as possible at all times
>Do u keep asking for the animation memes lol
perhaps

>>41548090
i just refuse to date anyone for any reason. i wonder if i'm fully incapable of feeling romantic attraction on a regular basis

>>41548100
Th rejected me in 2022 for being morbidly obese on discord

>>41548119
why would you even let him dm you

>>41548119
are you still fat

>>41548100
i think it's just random tourists and not any1 trying to mimick really. just chuds bein chuds, simple as

It is disappointing that this is not just another one of ftm eater's episodes. It is expected for at least one user to be this retarded, two nearly identical posters is too much.

>>41548129
My dc friend at the time and i were interviewing him to see if he was legible to join the server
>>41548134
I just pushed my chin down to do a double chin, im not that fat anymore ig
>>41548135
True

>>41548148
We are meant to be, just the two of us together. A love no one could deny.

>>41548148
soon i will clone myself and there will be a guaranteed ftm eater episode in every single thread

>>41547682
Pics or it didn't happen

Who was the best trip here ever hands down?

>>41548168
Nta but Tumblr would love you guys

gooning my poon

>>41548188
G and Flux
They would make a cute couple too

>>41548188
I liked boris before he started larping as intersex.

>>41548188
TBQH, me before I detipped

>>41548206
Who were u?

>>41548206
Actually it was me

>>41548188
Pipit

>>41548188
Me but I dropped trip. It's better this way.

>>41548189
tumblr wouldn't love me because i'm parasocially obsessed with a child grooming sex pest

>>41548230
who

>>41548222
Who r u?

>>41548189
I remember when i was young all i did waz suicide bait on there

>>41548216
lol because of pipit i was originally accused of being a terje larp. don't blame them tbdesu

>>41548237
oh come on. pay more attention

Joe

Omg i remember radio (necro obsessed poon)

>>41548273
who's joe

>>41548273
Actual truth though
Our most average representation

>>41548279
I remember radio having big veiny tits.
Dick Lessomo was a good one too

>>41548281
>who’s joe

>>41548279
I barely remember him, i only remember that he was fairly attractive.
I talked to a necropoon once and he was a real one, actually very chill and I would talk to him again, but blocked him because I remembered I become what I feed my mind and I was like 16 or sumthn.
Keith I would love to speak to you again but I don't keep in touch with anyone anyways...

>>41548296
you're SUPPOSED to say joe mama
ngmi

>>41548230
sounds like you're a sex pest
Why do you stalk people

I'm sick and tired of being trans. I just want to be a REAL man already

>>41548307
Joe Mama? That’s a name I haven’t heard in a long, long while…

>>41548315
i have nothing better to do

>>41548326
thats not why
thats what enables you

>>41548306
Necropoons are so weird, feels almost like they’re doing too much idk. He kinda looked like terje. I wonder what he’s up to these days

>>41548342
i don't really understand what kind of answer you're looking for

My name is Big Dick Randy

got eczema around my butthole it's so flaky and itchy shit sucks man

What do poonas do after they reach 35 and retirement

>>41548380
goon

I love three six mafia sm its unreal

>>41547968
I wonder what he's doing

>>41548320
We can unpack your trauma together on Discord.

>>41548423
Sucking men’s toes in the city for a miserable pension

>>41548423
Being a poor fuck and not much else I assume

>>41548430
Stop trying to groom people its sad and pathetic

can I ask a real q
How do I keep my nails long and still play with my pussy

One day I’ll live in Philly and none of this will matter.

one day i'll swap bodies with jeremy and none of this will matter

>>41548476
(:

When i was 11 i made my own oc named jeremy who shot up his school w his friend

>>41548480
okay

i am secretly in love with emily youcis

How do i get a bf who looks like ts

i want to convert a chud into my bf

>>41548502
msg people who look like that and be like hey :)

>>41548510
>>>/soc/

>>41548514
Smart n What im trying to succeed on tinder rn and maybe tiktok

who is jeremy

my eyes hurt

>>4154854
heated eye compress + gentle eyelid massage. you're welcome

Sometimes I really do wonder if I'm 'really trans' or if it's just trauma reponse from all the diddling ;(

New:
>>41548575
>>41548575
>>41548575

>go out for Halloween
>come back to 300 posts of some tenderqueer Tumblr fag
What have the zoomie poonies done to our blessed gen. Is this some sort of karmic retribution for everyone over legal drinking age in here

>>41548188
tp, he was hot and i wish i was a luckshit like him

>>41548616
I turned 21 in may