Thread 41630121

Can't believe I fell for the "kids with a tranny is doable dooooood surrogacy is a thing doooood" and I'm looking into it now and it's 100k for a kid. Why am I checking this 3 years into a relationship with a tranny any way? It's so over. I can not become a father of 5 children like this

>>41630121 (OP)
Adoption? I mean of course getting some to birth a child for you would be expensive

>>41630121 (OP)
Just adopt one silly there's plenty of (already potty trained) kids and teens looking for reliable adults right now

>>41630134
Kids put up for adoption were birthed by useless oxygen thieving vermin for the most part. I am not adopting some ticking tard bomb

>>41630121 (OP)
Dude NO ONE is going through all the trouble of surrogacy to have kids with a tranny
if you want kids just ditch the troon and get a real woman

>>41630157
Even doe I want my tranner to be my wife and I do not want anyone else and I also want kids doebeitever

>>41630152
Hmm you kinda deserve this then lol

>>41630121 (OP)
Make a female friend and see if she would be willing to carry the child for you. That or a family member.

>>41630195
Yes yes, whatever. Communists should also be thrown into pots of acid.

>>41630176
Create a polycule with a cis girl who births children for the group

>>41630121 (OP)
>does zero research into anything regarding the potential birth and welfare of his child
you sound like you'd make a great parent anon

>>41630328
It's what I'm doing RIGHT NOW. And the research is saying max 2 kids. Maybe I can rent an Indian womb and get 5 though. Looking at the #spooky market rn

the thought of a frogposter and a tranny becoming parents is actually frightening so it's probably for the best

>>41630368
Haha, if you knew the kinda responsibility I have at work you'd be really #spooked
Thanks for motivating me to ensure both me and my gf become parents though

>>41630121 (OP)
you impregnate her sister the natural way.

She shouldn't feel insecure about it since her and her sister lookalike and it would be centered around building a family.

Be a man
Plap a woman
Splooge

>>41630215
???

>>41630121 (OP)
You forgot the part where you get arrested and charged with human trafficking

>>41630218
Then stud your tranny

anon if you cant get your tranny pregnant maybe you should try harder. maybe there's not enough semen reaching her boywomb. you could try having other men fuck her too? hope this helps!

>>41630121 (OP)
Go knock up some trailer trash bitch in a red state where abortion is a death sentence and offer 15k to hold the baby to term and relenquish her parental rights.

>>41630152
note to self: grill him extensively on what he ACTUALLY thinks about kids

>>41630121 (OP)
you are fucking poor!!!! how would you be able to raise a kid if you can't afford this much?

>>41630134
You dont understand how brutal the adoption process is then. Worse than the 100k. Unless you mean going to a third world place that has limited rules.

>>41630209
this is worse bc you literally think of it as her kid with your husband

>>41633478
RIGHT. I was starting to find it comical that $100k was too much. People forget how expensive animals are... Now imagine properly raising a human being. 100k feels like a very low entry point, bare minimum even. These people want to make a kid for free and raise it on Ultrabright toothpaste, struggle meals, and 24/7 iPad access.