Thread 41641333

democracy edition

qott: you are now the PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. what is the first law you will pass?

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>>41641333 (OP)
free lipo

>>41641333 (OP)
Erm, universal healthcare for all ',:-J

>>41641333 (OP)
turn the arlington cemetary into a parking lot. open up the tomb of the unknown soldier live on every channel and streaming service.

>>41641333 (OP)
pic rel

im so hungry....

alright keep the sexy foot fetish pics to a minimum this time, I literally do NOT want to think about soft feet being pressed into my face today.

>>41641498
Holy kino

>>41641612
damn wtf is that what goes on in this thread? i should be here more

>>41641333 (OP)
JJBA MENTIONED TS SO PEAK

>>41641628
duh

>>41641721
dont duh me ill kick ur ass

>>41641733
duh

>>41641740
kicks u in the ass

>>41641333 (OP)
First law would be universal healthcare tied with sending every politician employed under Trump that did nothing but kiss his ass to prison, dems included

>>41641538
i ate ramen but i'm still hungry. should i get pizza or mcdonalds

>>41641762
buddy eat some natural food so you don't get hungry after stuffing yourself with a full bowl of artificial ramen

i want lobster

dating apps are a meme

where do I actually get a boyfriend

>>41641990
try bathing sensually in a river so that a man may find you as he walks through the forest, and watch you longingly until you notice him there, and invite him into the water with you

>>41641716
you better believe it anon.

this shit should be illegal

>>41642255
its like wings...

>>41641333 (OP)
free poon wife

>>41642255
>tfw 0 back hair
Everywhere I've had acne eventually cleared up and grew hair so if you are the same your back is going to get even more hairy based on that bacne. Might grow in to look less like hairy wings

who is doing this to our beautifurph8wl afabs?

>>41642405
stop posting yourself man we do not care

>>41641498
Ummmm tumblr is fembrained sweaty

Imagine the sex

Omg i might go on a date with a goth future mortician girl omg god rly does exist

>>41642470
Is that Anthony Padilla

>>41642575
No, you stupid fucking shitheaded whore. It’s Daniel Howell, iconic twink and British youtuber and gay. Have you been living under a rock?

>>41642427
When are you detransitioning?

Why do cute ftm vaginabois transition into ugly weak midgets? It's disgusting, testosterone should be banned because weak afab bodies cannot handle it (which is why ftms get blood cancer, bone infections, higher cancer risk etc)

>>41642609
He looks so cyute hre

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>>41642609
He's cute... If you don't want him let me have him....

>>41642154
trans tape anon reminds me of simpler happier times

>>41642720
Like when, Flux-kun? Back when the pooncel wanted to fuck you?

>>41641628
some chicks came in and started posting sexy pictures is all

>>41642871
A kike and a Goonster that is

>>41642871
should i post pictures? idk if im sexy or not

Can i get my holes reopened?

>>41642742
wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning anon?

>>41642962
can barely even seen it, but yeah you can probably get it repierced unless the scar tissue is messed up

>>41642999
Anon aint wrong cutiepie

>>41643154
leave me alone joe i'm trying to sleep

private healthcare is abolished. medicare for all.

>>41643166
nighty night :3c

Listening to metal and punching walls rly helps with my dysphoria thx to whoever recommended it, lady gaga rly wasnt doing it for me

>>41643374
What band

>>41643388
Steely Dan

>>41643388
TX2

>>41643394
They're brutal as fuck

>>41643409
Ehhh “i would hate me too” by tx2 is pretty fucking brutal

>>41642933
I'll be the judge of that.

No Pity. No Remorse. No Fear.

>>41643443
i just poo my pants

>>41643423
https://unseecc/album#KCu2ham1kYyF
i hope im good enough..

>>41643533
uh wheres the pussi

>>41643533
the ftm thread is invaded

Im unironically scared men wont wanna fuck me anymore if i cut my hair all off and go full twink guys

>>41643599
>ftm
>men wont wanna fuck me anymore
Well, yeah

>>41643599
men can be attracted to a pixie haircut but most do prefer long hair.

>>41643459
nice

>>41643590
dont got one :(
>>41643598
im here to steal your house take your women

why do transbians come here
you aren't going to find what you are looking for

>>41643605
Bottoming (anal) and topping

>>41643658
If your priorities are getting fucked by men, that's the entire point of staying a woman

>>41643662
I dont want to have sex w men as a woman

>>41643668
Buzzcut and anal won't change as much as you think

>>41643657
/chasergen/ is shit. /mtfg/ is shit. most users of this board are trans wo(men) too

Women are so disgusting

>>41643533
Good enough for what? Being a worthless slut? Of course you are. Good girl.

>>41643901
yayyy ^-^ i love u

Is 100mg too much weekly, would 75mg be better?

PLEASEE i want another trans man to forcefem me god please dress me up all girly and make me so dysphoric i cry

>>41644660
I would love to do this to you

Sometimes i go on the incel website and read posts about what incels imagine putting their penises in vaginas might feel like so i dont feel so alone

Sometimes i get drunk to numb the pain but still cant sleep

>meet super cute femboy
>She's actually just a pooner
Too many times, you little doods have to stop

>>41645427
Don’t lie, you want to suck that swollen clitoris

I’m glad bottoms will take one for the team and pretend they enjoy getting railed because I just tried it and it fucking sucked. It just hurts and not even in a fun way no way anyone actually likes how that feels

>>41645778
How did it hurt? Did you not practice beforehand?

>>41645802
Didn’t think I had to wasn’t using my asshole. That sounds like it would suck even worse

>>41645427
Is he cute?
>>41645824
First time, and no dildo exp? Yeah it might hurt unfortunately.

>>41645866
Thanks buddy I think I’ll just stick to topping

>>41645870
How long is the queue if I reserve a spot right now...

>>41645427
all cute femboys are ftm or males on estrogen. sorry chud.

I wish I wasn't a subhuman tranny so I would feel worthy of being loved by him

>>41646024
>him
ohhhhhh noooooooo honey

>>41646024
We need need to have a gayden 4 gayden thread so all of you lonely people can go flirt with each other

>>41646047
Women are not even capable of love, of course I'm talking about a man

>>41646063
gayden for gayden is just a cope.

>>41646067
they are you're just a faggot

>>41646080
A cope for what?

>>41646080
It's just two people dating. It doesn't even have to be a person, honestly anything is better than what they are experiencing now.

>>41646063
My current problem isn't loneliness. It's the fact I do not feel worthy of him because I'm a tranny freak.

>>41644685
fr? im kind of desperate for this treatment, i think about it pretty often

>>41646626
Nta but I'm also really into that. One time I added a girly ftm off /b/ who was into being degraded and 'ywnbam' shit. I'm not usually one who sexts but that was so hot

>>41646093
Exactly, plus some of the other FtMs on here are hot

ripping off a scab feels good, especially when you get the full thing in one go and just leave a gaping wound

>>41637936
Griffith is lowk my icon icl
I just wanna be an evil blonde twink EUUUUGGH

>>41643599
im a whole passoid and straight men still wanna fuck my holes, you're good

>>41643605
Sounds like a skill issue
t. gayden

>>41646080
this, they will always choose dickboys over cuntboys if/when the opportunity arises

>>41647405
i love cuntboys more than anything. penises are gross

>>41646080
No its not why would i sleep with a gross cisman when i could sleep w a cute ftm twink lmao

>>41647405
Wrong we love plunging tboy clunge

>>41647456
There isn't enough of us to go around honestly....

>>41647485
the only solution is for all of us to date eachother tbhon

>>41647173
do you own a lot of costumes

grim

Happy 11/11 /ftmg/! What are you doing to celebrate today?

>>41647633
Not any uglier as a man than as a woman tbdesu

>>41647821
Erm?! They looked WAAAAAAAY better as a chick. The dood on the right looks like a stinky neckbeard that everyone tries to stay away from

>>41647633
Looks more like a stylistic choice than them just being ugly

>>41647638
Drinking and watching shitty local metal live shows

>>41647873
I think you’re egirl poisoned no amount of makeup can hide how much the one on the left looks like a British tweaker. Mouth closed cuz they probably got all of one tooth in there

>>41643662
the average gay man gets more dick than the average straight woman

>>41647983
it looks like they are just lazy and depressed

>>41647513
Ngl yeah, it was awful living with my mom cause I had no space for any of my shit

>>41648500
so what do you do for work now?

>>41648274
Ftms are not the same as gay men

>>41648539
Ewhore

>>41648560
Then, according to you, straight ftms are not the same as straight men either.

>>41648619
Of course not, but this is about anon worrying about getting dick. If you have a pussy there will always be men willing to fuck, but it's not going to be the same massive pool it was

>>41648671
smaller pool = more genuine love

>>41648578
what is your biggest seller out of all your ewhore products?

>>41648759
wut?

>>41648759
Trans people face wicked high rates of domestic and sexual abuse unfortunately but we can still hold out hope

My mom just told me im not pretty enuff to be a onlyfans girl and said im ugly enuff to be a regular street prostitute ):

>>41649084
Learn how to animate

>>41649110
Im trying but i can only get krita

>>41648932
i bet it's feet because they look like they smell

>>41649119
Pirate some software

I don’t wanna be a ugly boring lesbian i wanna be a hot bisexual guy ):

Its not fair but was it ever

>>41649037
If someone wants to be with me despite me being ugly and mutilated then they must really like me

>>41648671
>Of course not
Then leave the tranny board you retard

>>41649504
You need to have realistic expectations if you want to have a satisfying transition. If you can't accept what you can never change you're setting yourself up for failure

>>41649473
nta but it's nice to see someone with the same philosophy. wish you the best anon

>>41642445
its a fucking website retard

>>41649353
yandev of the modern era

>>41649584
Yeah a fembraned one

>>41649528
Are you talking from experience?

>>41649528
Meaningless babble

>>41649718
Yeah, look at all the ex-ftm butch lesbians. Many detransition because they still cant get what they want out of transition, and then it blows up in the face of regular ftms who make do with what they can. Pretending like ftms are the same as gay guys or regular men will cause a rude awakening down the line

>>41649750
No sorry I meant personal experience

>>41649750
I am a man and I am happy with what HRT and surgeries can give me. But you can be miserable for life if you want to.

>>41649779
Then this doesn't apply to either of us and you're worked up over nothing now. It's in both of our best interests if the reality of hrt wasn't exaggerated so that we don't have these whiny detransitioners around mucking things up for us

>>41649809
Except you clearly do not consider yourself a man.

>>41649844
I said trans men are different from cis men and you got triggered

>>41649859
You were implying they're not men at all

>>41649859
You did not in fact say that.
You said:
>>41648560
>Ftms are not the same as gay men
And, when asked if ftms who like women are straight men, you said:
>>41648671
>Of course not

>>41649865
No, I didn't.
>>41649873
>ftms who like women are straight men,
You did not ask if they "are" you asked if they are the "same" as straight men. Obviously a trans man can be straight

>>41649920
When you say trans men are not gay men it sound more like trans men aren't really men

>>41649920
If they are men then they are the same as men, retard. What a fucking autist.

>>41649930
>>41649940
You guys are triggered over the semantics rather than the real life implications. My first post was in response to the anon who said gay guys get loads of dick(from gay dudes). The same does not apply for trans men and there's nothing wrong with that reality. Denying that is what happened to the little dood at the gay sex orgy

>>41649962
Are you at least admitting you were totally implying trans men aren't men

>>41649975
I never implied that.

>>41649989
You were tho like intentionally

>>41650002
No, what would I be doing here if that's the point I was getting at

>>41649353
Is this Skrillex?

>>41650019
If that's not what you were meaning to imply can you take it back? Can you say trans men are real men?

>>41649728
Not you trying to rage bait lol>>41649962
>The same does not apply for trans men and there's nothing wrong with that reality.
Speak for yourself anon... Just because youre unappealing doesn't mean everyone is.

ftms are females, thats the end of it!

>>41650037
Not all ftms become men but plenty do, sure. If it makes you feel better coming from some random online.
>>41650039
In general it's completely true. There's always exceptions though like Gottmik for flamers and big buff gaydens.

>>41650058
Are they the same as gay men then?

>>41649962
There are no semantics you nigger. You literally said ftms are not the same as men.

>>41650058
I see they got you working overtime for the holidays

>>41650067
>>41650082
Yes, [cis] men. Stop being obtuse

>>41650103
That's not what you said.

>>41650103
>>41650115
i want you guys to spitroast me while sloppily making out with each other

>want ftm bf t4t
>lie to garden and be outdoors for hours
>assume this type isn't hard to find because of the frog mushroom foraging stereotype
>somehow only meet blue collar workers and STEM PC gamers
Going outside is a blessing and a curse

>>41650138
>STEM PC gamers
That's me

>>41650115
When I say trans men aren't the same as straight men or gay men when the discussion is about cis men, there's no need for me to be redundant. That's the obvious implication, not that I'm calling you all women. Relax

>>41650103
Why couldn't you be like that from the beginning

>>41650148
If PC gaming stoped existing tomorrow what you do with your free time instead

>>41650183
I didn't know you two were going to get so sensitive and misinterpret my post.

>>41650205
I interpreted everything just fine you need a bit encouraging to be upfront

I want to die for a galaxy-spanning, interstellar imperialistic Human empire but my body is literally frail and weak

>>41650233
>I interpreted everything just fine
Clearly not

>>41650241
Nta but you did write it out kind of shiddy

>>41650241
I didn't get anything wrong

Did vore anon actually kill himself

>>41650048
I shit a lil when i cum

>>41650256
>>41650266
The anon I replied to used the term "gay men", if the first thing you imagine when you hear that is a gayden rather than a homosexual guy, you have spent too much time here

>>41650279
So they're not the same as homosexual men

>>41650138
This is literally my situation

>>41650279
>if the first thing you imagine when you hear that is a gayden rather than a homosexual guy, you have spent too much time here
Haha I do that... But I am a gayden so obviously I would default to myself hearing "gay men". Are you a straightden?

>>41650119
they have pussies

>>41647633
I wondered how long it'd take to reach here.

Can u guys plz stop arguing youre distracting me from cumming ):

>>41650271
yes by auto vore

>>41650271
I am still here

>>41650287
I'm not going to clarify what I've already done three times now

>>41650191
Console gaming

>>41650349
Why did you sperg out yesterday

>>41650349
R u jeremyfag?

>>41650279
I am a gay man and I would default to thinking about gay men in general, which includes me.

>>41650367
>Console gaming
Surely not the switch, right?

>>41650389
It depends on the context. Again, not what I was originally responding to.

>>41650321
and tdicks!
imagine.. one anon taking out his frustration and rutting his hard tdick or a strap-on into my wet hole, and the other thrusting his tcock into my mouth, forcing my face in his crotch..
they're arguing with each other at first, but they begin to lose themselves in their animalistic desires, and lean closer to the other.. and gently kiss....
they put aside their differences and begin slipping their tongues in each others' mouths, their faces blushing, their rage turning into lust....

>>41650390
No, PlayStation

>>41650364
And you said something different each time

>>41650406
No, I didn't. If you keep interpreting my point incorrectly after explaining it in multiple different ways that is on you

>>41650398
You would love spicychat
>>41650406
Don't feed the trolls theyre being like that on purpose

>>41650434
So is this the 4th or 5th time you said trans men aren't real men?

>>41650436
>spicychat
sorry but im not an animal. my erp activity is relegated to shitposting only

>>41650446
I never said nor implied that

Just wanna let you pooners know that I love you doods so much, you guys are so cool, and when I see a pooner make a funny post about their dysphoria or something it helps me put my own dysphoria into perspective. The self ironic pooner posts are so funny, and you guys are so smart and stuff and I wouldn't mind if you choked me a bit and called me a slut or something, but even thought I'm bi I'm mostly attracted to women so I'm not a poonchaser or smth, but if one of you doods wanted to choke me and call me a worthless bitch whore and slap me while you fucked me relentlessly, I think I would be open to that- But yeah mostly I just think you guys are a lot of fun haha t. mtf
Sorry for shitting up your general, but yeah I think you guys are cool and malebrained.
>>41642470
>>41642586
Based Dan poster

>>41650479
Oh okay so can you say trans men are real men?

>>41650459
>not an animal
First Dan spam, now self admitted bots... Ftmg didn't survive the blackout

>>41650506
Most of them, sure. You shouldn't need validation from me if you're such a man though

>>41650554
I never said nor implied that I need validation

>>41650522
goodness gracious. i've been caught. sorry...

>>41650611
Good for you

whats implied is you both have soaking wet pussies and should scissor

>>41650648
I agree

>>41650648
Just like gay men!

>>41650640
:P

i want to be in bondage and have to eat and drink from a beautiful girl's hand. i want her to make fun of how gross i look and how retarded i am..
i want to be kicked and degraded until i'm sobbing, and then afterwards kissed on the forehead, given a little acknowledgement, and be allowed to sleep at the foot of her bed for the night. i'd be privileged to be allowed to be around her at all, really.
i want her to make fun of me for never being able to be in a normal relationship, as a grotesque, mutilated, ugly, mentally ill pooner. i want her to call me a mutilated woman. the best i'll ever be able to get, is getting my tdick stepped on, and getting slapped and kicked around. i want her to starve me, so that even though she's shorter and smaller, i'm still easy to overpower and abuse.
i want her to take my virginity, so she can be my first and last.. not as an actual partner, god forbid a sexual or romantic one one, but as a mutilated degenerate pet.
being ftm is absolutely wonderful.

>>41650138
I'm ftm and im garden and STEM and art

>>41650138
>>41651238
>garden
what the fuck is garden

Wan is magical

>>41651436
blisters on big toe

i feel nothing

>>41651436
Made her asian lol

>>41650271
Killing yourself over a fucking youtuber is exceptionally retarded behavior. Anyone who develops a parasocial relationship that extreme probably does deserve to die though

I've been a good poon, I hope Santa gives me a deeper voice for Christmas this year

Excuses are the refuge of the weak.

>>41651046
Legit
I've been on a male/male kick recently though, wish I had a penis.
I should be finishing my study but i want to draw more porn. I would appreciate suggestions.

>>41651436
mouth watering

I could go out with every man in the world but nothing will ever compare to the guy who worked at vape store who I met when i was 19 and one day just disappeared

How do i get a bf that looks like him

>>41651436
she needs to do one with a floor pov angle looking up for a sweet upskirt shot

How long into a relationship can I say "I love you" without sounding pathetic

i am a gay retard

The idea of subjecting some poor girl to a relationship with me makes me sick.

>>41641333 (OP)
idk, id prob get stage fright. maybe id say to stop hurting people.

>>41641333 (OP)
>qott
Id make all girls boys and all boys girls then id make all dogs cats and all cats dogs

>>41653140
I would murder this anon in specific.

>>41653180
murder is wrong

>>41653180
I would make all murderers cupcakes and all cupcakes murderers (so they couldnt murder anymore!)

>>41653197
Before you could do this I would bake a thousand cupcakes and order every single one of them to hunt you down and kill you in specific.

>>41653197
if thats what it takes to stop murder. i think its wrong.

>>41653207
Id ban cupcakes then before you had the chance
>>41653230
This is the only moral way to stop murderers dead in their tracks

>>41653268
Why would I obey your laws?

>>41653268
ok i will start.

>>41652993
https://coomer.st/onlyfans/user/bitchgutzz/post/382086339

>>41653283
Cause I’m the president therefore the boss?

>>41653312
So?

>>41653319
тeпepь пocлyшaй, мaльчик….

>>41653345
Now you're a murderer too retard

>>41653397
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

Hey guise rate my incels.is post

>>41653413
>live long enough to see yourself become the villain
Live long enough to see yourself become a cupcake*

>>41651436
Foot pussy sandwich while she’s oblivious and texting

I made lego charlie kirk what do you guys think

is voice training worth it for an autist, or am I already doomed because I have no self awareness of my voice in the moment?

this place is pure retardedness but i met my partner here so whatever

i missed out sucking like two tdicks today cuz i sliced myself and had to get stitches fuck my gay chungus life

>>41654314
Checked and saved

>>41654922
there's no repeating digits. what the fuck are you checking?

>>41651348
Gardening, like the activity.

>>41642427
i want to lick his hairy coconuts

Liddle dooooodds!!!

Why are you liddle doods sooooo tiny and cute???? Explain your smolness!!

>>41641333 (OP)
god this gen has really gone down the tubes

>>41655209
how so

>>41655209
Ever since i left yeah

>>41655214
fuck you

>>41655225
What’d i do? I just love Dan <:

>>41655239
i want to put you in a brazen bull and slowly cook you alive (to death)

Soooooooooooo tiny and liddle
Just a liddle tiny cute doood

>>41655241
Can u put me in a life size brazen thing in dans image and cook me 2 death?

>>41655248
sure

>>41655254
Thx

>>41655262
not attractive

>>41655263
My devotion to Dan is so great that even though it is an unflattering angle im still head over heels

>>41655268
you don't know how good you have it

>>41655277
Mhmm why but yeah

>>41655279
you know why

>>41655295
heh

>>41655304
fuck you

why cant's sexy ftms be in my area?

i need big hairy ftm coconuts in my mouth

>>41651436
Please have a shaved pussy and be in London!