Thread 41657672

>go to pizza place
>order Margherita
>he makes it
>dead silence meanwhile
>notice the place is quite empty
>figure i could give him some business advice if he tells me his business isnt doing well
>ask "so how's business?"
>he asks me if want to do business with him
>"nono i mean HOW is business, sales and stuff?"
>he says "oh...."
>then looks back down and goes back to kneading dough balls
>maybe he didnt understand me
>i say it again but more clear this time
>he looks irritated
>goes back to kneading

FINE then i WONT give you business advice if you're gonna be like that. I could have easily increased your profits incredibly.

it's probably not very good and he is embarassed about it

>>41657691
I dont understand why business owners are like that tho!!! So ridiculously stubborn and not open go feedback. They almost get insulted if you give them well meaning advice.

Like my fav kebab place had a big restructuring and even changed namss but kept staff. Suddenly the kebabs are crap. I try to approach the subject delicately and ask why they restructured everything
"DONT YOU LIKE IT????!?!!"

Like brooooo chill. I just wanna give advice.

girl take the hint, why’d you repeat yourself?

>>41657672 (OP)
i wonder if he wanted to have sex with you..

Cute I’m glad u tried to socialize I wouldn’t have said anything at all. It would be cool if u could have taken a breath and like changed facts when the first wasn’t working but it’s hard to do that in a stressful situation, so you’re ahead of me, being less afraid of people, and thus likelier to have a cool head

>just trying to get through the workday
>man dressed as a woman orders a drink even though this is a pizzeria
>starts trying to sell me something
>won't take no for an answer

>>41657719
I thought maybe he didn't understand me

>>41657727
Lolwtf

>>41657739
I wasnt afraid at all???? Lol. If anything he was afraid

>>41657759
My sides

>>41657763
have you considered maybe he didn’t want to hear business advice from some random stranger?

>>41657849
But why not??? Maybe its good advice

where's your successful business or expertise? mind sharing your advice?

>>41658053
>i noticed you don't have a lot of woman customers like me, you should switch the TVs from baseball to futa hentai to make it a more welcoming environment

>>41658053
Do you really want my business advice?

>>41658161
give it and lets see if it's good or not

>>41658425
Sighh.. fine. But dont go spreading it everywhere without my consent.

So basically the pizza was in a high traffic area, and i had an idea for them to sell 20% of their pizza for 50% of the price of a full pizza.
People in these trying economic times do not want to go all in on a pizza, its expensive compared to other forms of fastfood that are more nutritious.
If you can convince 3/4 customers to buy a pizza slice at 50% of the price of a pizza, you're making more profit than if you only sell 1 whole pizza to 1 out of 4 people.
All you need is to advertise outsideshowing people you arent selling whole pizzas, but instead slices. Peolle are much more willing to buy a slice and its easier to carry which is also great cuz we are all busy these days.
Supermarkets have caught on to this ages ago, its time for pizza parlors to follow suit.

Thank you for listening to my presentation that will be 200$ for my business advide.

how's transition? would you like some advice? i think i have advice for how you could look more like a real woman. im not a woman and have never tried to be one, but i will criticize you if you don't want to listen to my advice. my advice boils down to "i think you should try to appeal to me, in particular, more."

>>41658488
I'm sure he would have appreciated you mansplaining his business to him.

>>41657672 (OP)
it’s probably because you answered his joke with a belligerently autistic restatement of your original question, because you assumed he didn’t understand you. bc you’re racist

>>41657759
im giggling

>this is the average transbian's level of social grace
>they actually think of themselves as women instead of moids with yet another internal justification for their inflated senses of self importance

>>41658548
Hmmmmm okay but i don't understand what is wrong with this advice you gave? Your perception is completly valid, and gender is something that is simply perceived. I think your advice on womanhood or passing, as a hairy fat chud (example) is just as valuable as a stacy dubai girl.

Gender is a societal thing that one conforms to, well in the perfect world it is society that conforms to your idea of gender but very few people are trendsetters like that (i am one such individual)

>>41658597
Im NOT raycist. Iv only let slip the N word a few times when im pissed of at minorities. Is that really my fault tho? You cant convince me colored people dont do the same to white people. All races have opinions about other races, if you dont you're delusional and probably a pitbull owner.

>>41657759
OP ordered a Margherita, not a Margarita, silly anon...

>>41658488
terrible business advice. if their pies are priced normally, it’d be really hard to sell one slice at half the price of a full pie, and if their pies are priced so low that people are willing to pay half the price of a full pie for one slice, they’re selling their pies way too cheap and the real business advice is just to raise the price of a pie

>>41658488
God your autism is so cute

>>41657672 (OP)
>>41657715
>taking any advice from a troon of all people

>>41661312
You dont understand business and marketing. Supermarkets sell slices for crazy high prices.

>>41658707
>colored people
I might love you