>develop curiosity about eccentric girl I never see with friends but reads a lot
>ask her if she wants to get a cup of coffee
>oh, she says, I don’t know, I’m not really much for conversation. I’m pretty boring
>cool, I’m boring too. Are you busy right now?
>i’m…just reading. I actually just started
>great. Your book will still be waiting for you. C’mon
>uh
>she looks really nervous
>are you worried your boyfriend will catch you?
>my boyfriend?
>she looks completely bewildered until she sees my smile and I get a laugh out of her
>oh no, haha, I don’t have a boyfriend
>ok, cool. C’mon.
>she stands up
>What book are you reading? Ask as I walk
>she looks at it dubiously, oh, it’s, um, you’d probably find it boring
>I like boring, remember?
>she nods looking down. True, true. It’s history
>can I see it?
>she hands to me
>see it’s Guns, Germs and Steel
>is it good?
>it’s kind of dumb
>how so?
>eh, I just think he tries too hard to make everything fit his theory
>buy coffee and get a table with her
>so, I say, who did you vote for?
>er, I didn’t vote. What about you?
>I voted for Trump. How come you didn’t vote
>I just don’t think about politics much. I don’t see why women should even vote
>why wouldn’t they if men do?
>just, women are more interpersonal and are better in understanding families or communities. Voting is more about abstracts and men have a better head for that
>but if you’re a woman and you just stated your political opinion, don’t you contradict yourself?
>mfw she can’t answer

>>24461171 (OP)
>>So, I ask: Who did you vote for?

What a fucking maggot. I don’t understand why someone would bring up politics on a first date,let alone demand to know who they voted for. If I were that woman, I’d smash a glass over your head. Seriously, Anon, you’re not just a freak, you’re a pathetic clown. I bet you even grabbed her wrist just so she couldn’t run away. Disgusting psycho .i already feel bad for her.

>>24461198
Take it easy, she aint gonna bang you bro

>>24461171 (OP)
based

and then everyone in the coffee shop stood up and started dancing and clapping like jeets in a bollywood dancing movie

>>24461201
and she definitely banged you,she banged your fucking thickhead. really says a lot about someone who wants to know who their date voted for before exchanging names. please tell me it's just another fake greentext skit.