Have you ever met a famous writer before?
>>24464427 (OP)Alright Gardner, the crown is yours if you can tell the truth about which one in the photo is the actual King.
>>24464427 (OP)Why does Gardner look like a lizard person
>>24464427 (OP)you know he took her back up to the penthouse for some kimono time
>>24464434Unironically, if you search "her" Instagram you will see that her shoulders are massively broader than her hips and her hands are enormous. When the wig is off it's clearly a man's face.
>>24464549>What? She's prettyYes Gardner is pretty and we know he was born with a cunt. But what about that tall ugly person next to "him."
>>24464549This little suburbanite must be like 5 foot tall.
>>24464572Gardner famously posts his dick online
>>24464434If it was a tranny at least that would explain the brainrot. How do women like that find men to spend time with them at all?
damn gartner has a gf and you don't lmao
>>24464631Brainrot is the norm, dude.
>>24464604>Gardner famously posts his dick onlineAfter that much surgery to create one, you would.
>>24464427 (OP)I met Stephen King when I was about 8 cuz I lived in the same town in Maine where he at least used to live. He recreated the It sewer scene on me but otherwise seemed alright
>>24464751Makes sense because Gardner used to have a Rick haircut.
>>24464427 (OP)>>24464492You have to hand it to him. He really is living the life.
>>24464642>>24464804Yeah โherโ twitter shows that a) sheโs dating someone else and b) she stopped posting about this meeting immediately after it happened. You got cucked by a tranny who has already forgotten you, Frank. You have got to stop treating this website like your personal blog, you just get embarrassed every single time, it has never once worked out the way you want. Even if you werenโt despised here we still wouldnโt be impressed that a girl (male) almost touched you.
Fuck off, Frank. No one reads your shitty books, no one cares that you're alive, you live all by yourself in a 540 sq. ft. studio apartment on the 38th floor of a 100-year-old building in a crummy part of Chicago, your parents ditched you there and fucked off to Florida, you have no prospects, and you're most likely diabetic from your awful diet of delivery food and alcohol, but you never go to the doctor, so you'll probably die, alone and unlamented, before you turn 40. Your YouTube channel is 100% astroturfed, you pay for views/likes/subscribes, you have zero organic engagement, and you're fooling absolutely no one, not even yourself. But to answer your question, people can decide for themselves by downloading your entire cacas librorum (aside from your latest GEM...hurr durr the toilet exploded!) from https://files.catbox.moe/d9sukc.zip, or better yet, they can read two mean-spirited parodies of your work: Call Of United Airlines at https://files.catbox.moe/aw9gz2.pdf or Call Of Wells Fargo at https://files.catbox.moe/rpuvnd.pdf. Burn in hell, asshole.
>>24464845nice guerilla advertisement, Frank
>>24464851Frank wouldn't post an image that can be found on Google reverse image search and lead straight to something he doesn't want to be public.
>>24464860another nice ad Frankie, ill even do the reverse search