>>24475457 (OP)Little Billy snuck out of the house to buy some peanuts at the local general store. He had saved up his allowance for three weeks to buy the peanuts that he had seen at the store and that his mother wouldn't buy for him. She told him they were too salty, they weren't good for him.
Billy got to the store. He went up to the counter and stared at the bag of plump peanuts behind the cashier.
The cashier caught Billy's big, goofy grin and knew what he wanted. He handed Billy the bag of peanuts.
"That'll be 75 cents," the cashier said.
Billy piled his pocket full of change onto the counter. It was exactly 75 cents.
Billy left the store with his bag of peanuts.
He thought about just how he would enjoy them when he got home.
"Uh oh," he realized. He had to eat them before he got home, or his mother might see that he had snuck out of the house and bought the peanuts.
Little Billy found a cool spot in the shade of a maple tree and sat down, Indian style.
He opened his bag of peanuts. He inhaled the nutty fragrance. It was intoxicating.
Billy took out a peanut, eyed it with culinary lust, and cracked open the shell.
He gently placed one of the nuts in his mouth.
He chewed the nut gently and lovingly.
Then he spit it out and kept spitting, spitting every last salty bit of nut in his mouth.
His mother had been right all along.
Little Billy frowned.
Then he threw the bag of peanuts at a robin, knocking it out of a tree, and walked back home.