The meme about Immanuel Kant demanding to be "tucked in tight" by servants is almost certainly fictional. No historical records, including Kant's biographies or philosophical works, mention such behavior. His strict moral views and disciplined life are well-documented, but the meme's absurd details, like the "circus" reference, appear to be modern, humorous fabrications. The story only surfaces on meme platforms without credible sources. It's likely a satirical exaggeration of Kant's austerity.

>>24476020 (OP)
cool story, coomer.

>>24476020 (OP)
Please stop the AI slop, why use this here you know.

>>24476020 (OP)
...no shit

>>24476020 (OP)
its literally from the butlers biography, its real

>>24476020 (OP)
easy to believe when kant was a notorious aspie retard

>>24476020 (OP)
Was there a single philosopher in metaphysics that wasn't an unhinged incel?

>>24476228
Yes, Schopenhauer.

>>24476589
fucking kek, i agree but its just a hilarious thing to say considering his reputation

>>24476228
>blocks your path

>>24477006
there is beef for dinner

>>24476020 (OP)
least autistic philosopher am I rite fellas

>>24476020 (OP)
>10 inches plus
Wasn't this nigga a giga manlet too? He must have looked like one of those rape-goblins from my animus

>>24476195
He likely earned pitiful wages and was treated like cattle by Kant, which probably inspired him to write his fantasy fiction and sell it to publishers purely to create a scandal. even a middle schooler with who excels in for degeneracy and low cunning could write better fantasy fiction about their teacher than this fraud.
my favorite think would never!!

kant was a psychopath and a narcissist. Kant hated good things and loved evil. once Kant saw a dead bird and was overwhelmed with love for the evil universe. Kant is an archon of decay. Imagine being Kant's poor retarded manservant Lampe and having to be in the same room as Kant every day. I am certain that Kant performed acts of vampirism on Lampe like the brain bugs in starship troopers. He probably forced Lampe to write his lectures and to write the critique of pure reaon and then took credit for it himself. Kant liked looking at a clock tower for hours every day because he delighted in the impending doom of humanity which comes closer with every second-hand strike. Worst of all, he wrote "optimistic" books about eternal progress and kingdoms of ends only to entrap us in false narratives to make our pain as acute as possible upon disillusionment. Kant wrote the original manuscript of the critique of pure reason in the blood of innocent passersby who he would spot on his daily walk and invite to his notorious dinner parties. Kant was a fierce opponent of Edward Jenner's vaccine because he wanted people to die slow and painful deaths from the pox. Kant enjoyed contemplating the heavens because he thought the vast black distances between everything and the impossibility of escaping the hellscape of earth to be among the most delightful prospects imaginable. Kant made the paper upon which the critique of pure reason was writ himself from the bodies of goats that he would meticulously torture in his satanic rituals. Kant used black magic to subvert Francis Bacon's attempt to repurpose alchemy for positive activities and led directly to the hell of modern mathematical physics so that he could purposely trap humanity on the wrong path. now there will be no going back. Kant hates babies and that's why he never had any children, he mostly hated them because they didn't have as much blood as adults which he could use as ink. Kant merely saw humans as phenomenal images floating across the screen of his consciousness, unable to comprehend their existence as conscious beings like him. I have seen Kant in my dreams and I know that he is still torturing animals and manservants in hell to this day. In the early 20th century Kant used black magic from hell to cause the universe to expand at an accelerating rate, trapping the cycle in the kali yuga. the only hope is to exit this universe entirely

>>24477648
Alright I'll read the silly pervert's book.

>>24476195
prove it

>>24477648
I agree

@grok thank you

>>24477648
Same.

>>24476228
Heidegger had a wife and children and he liked to spend his time away in a comfy cottage.

>>24478318
>Heidegger had a wife and children and he liked to spend his time away in a comfy cottage.
Also his Jewish Fickenslut....

>>24476020 (OP)
Who the hell cares whether or not Kant wanted to be tucked into bed at night?

>>24477006
Whitehead have one of those faces typical of a trustworthy person. I don't know anything about his personal life, but his face already tells me he was an alright fella.

>>24477648

>>24476020 (OP)
>>24477648
>>24478464
I saw Immanuel Kant at a grocery store in Königsberg yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for autographs or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen coffee packages in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the packages and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any categorical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each coffee package and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>24476020 (OP)
there is no worse fate than being a high libido big dicked neurotic overthinking white man.

you will have sex 1 time in your life and be unable to think straight until you hit your 50s.

>>24478495
kek

>>24477672
I was the butler in a previous life

>>24476020 (OP)
Which author do you think had the biggest penis and who had the smallest? I would say Borges was the biggest and Herman Melville had a small dick.

>>24476195
He never had a fucking butler you troglodyte

>>24476020 (OP)
He didn't have a fucking butler. He was a servant, and he simply helped enforce Kant's rigorous routine. There is nothing of which you speak of and this is dangerous hyperbole.

>>24480980
Anyways, Kant is a pethetic retard anyways and his philosophy is laughably terrible.