"That was some good cum", I said, as I wiped my chin and began to make my first post on /lit/.

I was about to be an OP, so I knew I had to be prepared.

I browsed the catalog, curious about what this strange board considered good literature. I rolled my eyes as I scrolled past faggot OP after faggot OP.

"These faggots think Moby Dick has many layers?" I said in disgust. "It's just a story about a dude who really wants to kill this whale. That's IT."

I sneered as I came across a post about The Allegory of the Cave. If Plato wrote that shit today, you faggots would've called him a hack. He doesn't get bonus points just cause he was the first person to think of something. No one had thought of anything back then, so it was fucking easy.

To my surprise, I came across a Dan Brown thread. I smiled with delight. A wave of relief rushed over me as I realized there were others who couldn't stop reading The Da Vinci Code.

>>24476110 (OP)
N

>>24476116
I

go on anon, there's like 150 threads with recurring themes and personalities, you could write a three arc story about an annoying faggot anon who made you learn something about yourself

>>24476110 (OP)
>bashes your skull and throws you in the river

>>24476155
I couldn't believe my eyes. I reread Anon's reply just to make sure I wasn't hallucinating.

"go on anon, there's like 150 threads with recurring themes and personalities, you could write a three arc story about an annoying faggot anon who made you learn something about yourself"

"Fine," I said. "I'll continue."

I clicked on the catalog button (which shouldn't be so small, by the way) and continued browsing the threads. One particular thread caught my eye.

It was about Immanuel Kant.

"The categorical imperative guy?", I asked silently. "The one who thinks you should never lie? Even if you're hiding Anne Frank, and the Nazis ask you if you're hiding any Jews? Jesus, Kant is as just as retarded as the rest of these faggots."

Upon realizing this, I realized the anon I replied to was right. I did learn something about myself. I learned that I am literally better than every single one of you.

I lol'd

>>24476191
"I lol'd", said the faggot.

>>24476317
"i lol'd" said the faggot as he walked down retard niggeredly

>>24476110 (OP)
>>24476174
I appreciate you making grammar mistakes. At least I know it's not AI slop.