>Absolutely mogs 90% of the "classics" you retards pretend to like on this board

>>24477244 (OP)
why does it take seven unpunctuated novels to explain what goes on in his head? surely he is not that smart or interesting

Never heard of him

>>24477251
its not seven novels

its three novels, with seven parts

Sell it to me the best you can

>>24477261
its a book, and its good

and you will learn things from it

>>24477264
You're not a very good salesman

>>24477277
I'm not a salesman

>>24477281
I noticed

>>24477285
well I don't know why the hell you'd feel the need to assert that I'm not a good salesman, if you noticed from the start that I am in fact not a salesman at all

seems ever so slightly retarded, perhaps a little autistic as well

>>24477244 (OP)
If you post like this, there's a 100% chance that you are incapable of understanding and appreciating this novel.

>>24477294
>me big smart understand novel in way you don't, get more intelligence before state opinion on somefink

>>24477261
>>24477264
>>24477277
>>24477281
>This book is so good I made a thread about it!
>Okay, tell me what's so good about it.
>It's... good!
Riveting thread.

>>24477291
I called you out sarcastically on your poor ability to sell the book to me after I asked you to do so. I then sarcastically remarked that I had noticed that you lacked the qualities a salesman should have.

>>24477301
Nobody actually read the book (not even the OP) so everybody here is doing their best with what they're given

>>24477304
Oh you were being sarcastic?

Then so was I.

:)

>>24477301
read it or don't, I don't give a shit

if you have to be extensively told why a book is worth reading, you're probably too autistic to pick up on any intellectual merit a book could offer you anyway

>>24477309
Happy that we could settle the matter.

What’s the entry level Fosse if I don’t want to invest in the door stopper?

>>24477313
Assuming you are OP, why did you even bother making this thread if you didn't want to discuss the book?

>>24477315
you should read it though

idk how I could sell it to you without spoiling what happens in it, but if you like existential books, or even movies that tend to explore interpersonal relationships and characters in an interesting way, then you should like it

>>24477321
why does anyone do anything?

why did you post a reply in this thread?

why did you get out of bed this morning?

>>24477324
I'll look into it and if I like what I'm seeing I'll give it a go. Didn't even know it existed before this thread so thanks for that I guess and fuck you if it's a waste of time

>>24477318
He has a 100 page novel called Morning and Evening, but honestly I'd say there's nothing wrong with starting at Septology.

Yes it's long but it's not hard to comprehend, and the book flows very well so it doesn't feel like 700 pages.

>>24477277
women tend not to be as good at selling things as men

>>24477326

>>24477244 (OP)
Me when I haven't read a book but instead of trying to get opinions on it properly I do this retarded shit instead

>>24477244 (OP)
One of the best books I’ve read in recent years. But no surprise, this thread is filled with juvenile retardation

>>24477313
>>24477326
Lol, you are actually convincing me to not read Jon Fosse at all.
If all the readers of this book are pedantic sophists who can't properly describe a literary work and can't argue in good faith like you are, then I don't want anything to do with it.

>>24477871
Cool!

Have a good day.

If I ever see a copy of this I'm going to burn it so people can't discover and read it

>>24477309
>Then so was I.
Wait, so is this book not good then?

>>24477999
No I was being sarcastic with my response to him calling me a bad salesman, in which I called him retarded and autistic

Great thread, OP. Really living up to the "I'm a pseud who only pretends to read" /lit/fag archetype.

>>24477324
>idk how I could sell it to you without spoiling what happens in it
Definitely sounds like you read and understood the 90% of classics Septology is supposedly better than, kek.

>>24477324
>without spoiling what happens in it
So it is either a plotfag book, so not worth getting through its length, or you yourself are a hopeless plotfag so your opinion is worth very little and you should not be trusted as an arbiter of quality
Really off-putting. And to think I planned to check it out myself eventually before this thread. Guess I'll go for knausgard instead

Nobel posers are the worst. Fosse is a far cry from early Minuit stuff. Everything about his prose is basic and is poetry is straight up doggerel. I guess non-yuros weren’t familiar with his style...?