You have no gf, you have limited experience with women, have no life experience, yet spend all your free time reading?

how did you know?

>>24484573 (OP)
Ain't nothing wrong with that chief

let me guess, you're a roastie?

>>24484573 (OP)
I've had 3 gfs and slept with 20+ women.

>>24484610
My first girlfriend was even a lit major like me and we met at uni. In fact being knowledgeable about lit (and wine) is what gets me laid lol.

Yeah but i'm a woman

>>24484573 (OP)
chat why is op talking to himself??

>>24484619
Tits or GTFO faggot

>>24484573 (OP)
I just engage in rape

Oh look they’re letting the off topic demoralization threads get spammed on /lit/ now too

>>24484722
just more obvious now, what do you think was the purpose behind the previous threads featuring the most basic questions imaginable paired with attractive women?

Houellebecq did the same and it worked out well for him

>>24484722
>>24484740
They're getting you ready to sign up to die for Israel.

>>24484752
pretty sure (you) also frequent this board

>>24484722
Hit a touchy subject, didn't it?

>>24484768
?

>>24484771
>Hit a touchy subject, didn't it?
faggot most of us are downtrodden aged drunk poets that dove into pleasure in various ways, finding in literature the ultimate pleasure. Your stinky Femoid-Jew war propaganda does nothing here.

>>24484775
just thought it was funny how you excluded yourself in that sentence

>>24484777
Yeah bro I bet you would get tons of women and a good wife if you just tried
JFL

>>24484783
I take pleasure in prostitutes, I drink and I gaze. I find the idea of a good wife a beautiful one, inspiring, but not one I could or would pursue. Plus after I cum my mind wonders off those fields.

>>24484778
Oh I meant the royal you.

>>24484786
Okay Bukowski.

>>24484799
Oh, now one can't drink and buy prostitutes without expectation to marry and have a family unless one is a Bukowski archetype? Go gather some better references you faggot

>>24484799
Every good Japanese man is in pain from getting lumped in with that scum. Not all poetic drunks are like Bukowski. If anything he's the worse of the lot.
The smallness of the burger mind.

>>24484610
YWN enjoy a happy marriage

>>24485060
More to this life than just one path

How do I explain only sleeping with women but never having a relationship?

>>24485076
Thou hast that dawg in ya

you really went with navarro for that post...
cmon dawg

If I'm a girl who likes reading and arguing about books, where can I meet guys who actually read decent stuff?
And don't say book clubs because the ones I so are filled with boomers and old ladies.

>>24484573 (OP)
Literature?

>>24485257
>where can I meet guys
Your ilk knows no bounds. Lusting for intellectual dick, using the beauty of ideas to reach climax. A whore is what you are! Whore I say! And not a particularly good one if you're asking such things on an imageboard.

>>24485257
>guys
>reading
LMAO

>>24485066
Is that Woolston?

>>24484573 (OP)
I was happier when I was a virgin in high school than I have been during any of the decade and a half since then, during which time I have been in an uninterrupted series of relationships.

>>24485257
I'm at the library, I'm at home, in parks, in bookstores, but not in book clubs because, other than the fact that the book choices might not be my jam, it'd be obvious to everyone that at least some part of me hopes to meet a cute litgirl. Other reason is that if there's one there and she's actually cute and brilliant, I'd hurt.

>>24484573 (OP)
Yeah.
Fuck life experience, which often means getting fucked up and acting like a retard.
And, especially, fuck women. You can't learn anything from women. They're a bubo on your soul. They take time from reading away. Sex with them is such a disgusting, in the mechanical sense, act that you need to be drunk or tweaked out to insert your penis into that putrid orifice.
I think every /lit/ poster who whines about and pines for women on the board should be stoned to death. This act will turn the board heavenly.
>>24485257
Try Nitazene.
I always advise it to women searching for "love." If you're a girl and you're in love trouble, Nitazene is the magical boost you need. Nitazene. Turns your dreams into reality. Just take one gram, and let it take you to your soulmate. No detours. No dead ends. Nitazene. A breezy straight ride to the boyfriend of your dreams.

>>24485386
There's plenty to learn from women, they're half the population. Not much YOU could learn though, that's quite apparent. But you're right in that sex, far from allowing a tighter intimate bonding with them, only pulls our animal parts together, while pushing what makes us intelligent beings apart.

>>24484573 (OP)
>You have no gf
i did,that's why i'm reading literature :(

>>24485386
>Nitazene
Guess that's a bit like ZZZZvx ULTRA (XR) by Dr. Zweig Altmann, huh?

>>24484573 (OP)
shes almost too pretty to have sex with

>>24485327
That's where I am too but I would probably never start talking with men there. I'm too shy and it would feel disrespectful. And dating apps sound like they strip your soul away.

>>24485386
Using substances to avoid real life is for cowards.

>>24485435
she looks like a man you faggot

>>24485418
This.
/lit/ is an ex-bf board, hoe. Get raped.

>>24484573 (OP)
>You have no gf,
Correct
>you have limited experience with women,
wrong
>have no life experience,
very wrong
>yet spend all your free time reading?
wrong, but I ought to

i got my first gf recently but she has abruptly cut all contact with me after a month together.

>>24484573 (OP)
I spent most of my 20's in one 4 year relationship, then shortly after another 4 year relationship. Now women are not a priority in my life, I'm living for me and doing things I enjoy.
>>24485269
kek
>>24485314
By the time I became single I no longer knew myself

>>24484573 (OP)
My girlfriend told me my dick isn't small.

>>24484573 (OP)
got me until the end.

>>24484573 (OP)
WRONG! I have plenty of life experience and only read as one of my many hobbies!
I am a 34kv however.

THE girls and sex?!?!?!

>>24484573 (OP)
I have plenty of experience with women which is why I choose to remain single.