Stop with your dry, pretentious bullshit for a moment /lit/. Give me your favourite humourists.
Quotes also welcome

>>24489611 (OP)
For me, it's George and Weedon Grossmith, but that might be because I AM Charles Pooter.

>>24489664
Extremely based

Never fails to make me chuckle. I immediately knew I was going to love him the first time I read this.

>But I fear I shall not escape even thus. The reader who has got as far as the preface and been stopped by it, has bought the book for cash, and asks how he is to be indemnified. My last refuge is now to remind him that he knows how to make use of a book in several ways, without exactly reading it. It may fill a gap in his library as well as many another, where, neatly bound, it will certainly look well. Or he can lay it on the toilet-table or the tea-table of some learned lady friend. Or, finally, what certainly is best of all, and I specially advise it, he can review it.

>>24489773
Schoppy?

>>24489948
Yep

Call me a Reddit pleb, but I really like Terry Pratchett's humor.

>>24491228
Same but Douglas Adams

>>24489611 (OP)
Dave Barry

>Ludwig Boltzmann, who spent much of his life studying statistical mechanics, died in 1906, by his own hand. Paul Ehrenfest, carrying on the work, died similarly in 1933. Now it is our turn to study statistical mechanics. Perhaps it will be wise to approach the subject cautiously.

David Goodstein - States of Matter (1974) p. 1.

>>24489611 (OP)
There is nothing funny about the world. This is a time for war, conquest, might, triumph. Not laughter. People like you are laughing while the world slides into degeneracy.

>>24491758

>>24489611 (OP)
What's the name of that one guy that someone on here said resembled the humor of Postal 2? Is he any good?

>>24491774
Reminds me of something Kierkegaard said

>>24491781
He said something about Donald Duck?

>>24491758
Get out there and make some funnies for your people.

>>24491758
Warriors can't laugh? Says who?

>>24491785
No, funny. But something about the world ending with laughter.

>>24491850
Aren't Asians mostly known for being humorless?

>>24491902
Are you retarded anon?