>be haiku writer
>need to think of a haiku
>what about this one

in the dead /lit/ board
a frogposter makes a thread
Splash! Silence again

>>24493793
you are so jealous
my frog collection is huge
over eight hundred

Gold days of summer
Swans are coming from the south
Here to fornicate

This inspired me
To write a hidden haiku
OP still a fag

Through unlocked window
Dark finger on the trigger
Trespassing nigger

Bloody bastard bitch
Do not redeem the play card
With card, life so rich

when you own a car
you can go anywhere and
run over fat frogs

>>24493978
not hidden if you format it

Many times at night
I lay awake pondering
Where it all went wrong

There once was a frog from 4chan
Who purchased a flight to Japan
He thought he could score
A cute slant-eyed whore
Instead what he got was a man

>>24494194
Unseasonal. Lacks nondualism from conscious to unconscious or unconscious to conscious. Neither women nor Indians are thinking beings.

>>24493793
lit isn't close to dead. it will be peak a few years from now when its 10x slower

Du
Du hast
Du hast mich

some practice for years
I came like a hurricane
to throw piercing lights

MAMAAAAAAA
JUST KILLED A MAAAAAAAANNN

>linen dress fresh grass
>lying lovely temptingly
>summer's first cunny

>>24494263
the haiku I wrote
falling into memory
was not posted here

OP is
Has always been
A faggot

>>24495721
Too embarrassing
Dyscalculic heresy
Point by anon missed

>>24494532
/lit/ will not be peak
until all posts are haiku
yours is not helping

self inflicted suffering
just to be born again
in the same place

>>24493753 (OP)
>>be haiku writer
>>need to think of a haiku
>>what about this one
well, you've violated the meter already

>this entire thread
you do know a haiku doesn't operate on syllables, right?

>>24493937
It cannot be said
That swans 'fornicate,' anon:
They do not marry

>>24499597
English haiku does,
Faggot. As does Japanese.
It's Retard Season.

>>24499869
>As does Japanese.
not at all
it operates on morae

>>24499912
>it operates on morae
weeb

There once was a janitor

who possessed a dilator.

He thought it was a neat trick

to amputate his own dick.

He killed himself soon after.

>>24499913
nigga, that's how the meter works
I'm as far from a weeb as you can get
this is a linguistic thing

>>24493753 (OP)
>>24499592
>>24499597
>>24499912
>>24499949
OP never stated this was a haiku thread or that he was writing a haiku, if anything he's showing us a poetic use of greentexting we've all related to haikus because the character OP speaks of is a haiku writer.
"what about this one" does evoke the thought of the post being a haiku, but the greentexting implies the description of a situation and in this case this implication wouldn't necessarily render the post as a haiku. It's seemingly left 'open', a post that plays with the haiku and the greentext.
Even if it wasn't OP's intention, it's an interesting use of the greentext.

>>24493753 (OP)
>>24500393
>I see a thread
>it's good
>bump

>jerk off on a bread
>put it back in the bag
>buddha

>>24493753 (OP)
forgot the dividing word

>>24502449
no he didn't, refer to >>24500393

>>24499912
This syllable's weight?
The weight of this one right here?
What is being weighed?

Ah, Quintilian!
The Latin Japanophile
Measuring verses

On a cloud, somewhere

I talk to the wall;
patient, a good listener;
better than people

>>24493753 (OP)
Took a shit today
It looked good, tasty and soft
Put it in the fridge

Breathing air is great!
Sleeping, waking up, the sun.
But when you're dead you're

>>24504144
....

>be me :suffering:
>anon bereft of haikus
>advice— j'accuse!

>>24494374
>a noose for an axe
>a whipped horse he cannot pass
>former landladies . . .

>>24497809
>in a post of lies
>autogyne ouroboros
>Perderabo plaps

>>24501120
>extra yeast for ye
>a button in the oven
>I rise hard twicefold

>>24503262
>i am the walled
>my eggs are fried, barren
>yolks i aborted

Four grass spiders
Are having a turf dispute,
War is eternal

I watch the spiders
As a missile flies overhead,
Spiders are fighting