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I have a genuine God-tier novel in the works and will be immortalized for publishing it

thats nice, I have 2, a novella, and a short story (none of which ive written more than a few pages for)

>>24494414 (OP)
I sincerely hope you're able to.get it published

>>24494414 (OP)
No me
I will first
How long will urs be?
I'm going for 800+ pages

>>24494414 (OP)
Giod luck man and keep it up

>>24494447
Give me more motivation pls
I can't even get out of bed

>>24494537
it's 12:30 i can't even go to bed i need motivation to get in bed and listen to a comfy ass audiobook i've been listening to 1774 by mary beth norton it's actually highly comfy t b h

>>24494541
I hate girls I'm dying I need alcohol hbu

>>24494552
i keep telling myself i'm going to go out on the back deck and smoke some weed but i never do and if i eat edibles this late i'll fall asleep long before they kick in

>>24494552
I am in the middle of packing for a move and just got what I needed today which was protector sleeves for rare books and storage boxes. But then I started feeling real lousy all of a sudden and it turns out I have a high temperature. So I got stoned and now I am shitposting while shivering. That's all.x

>>24494558
>>24494554
Two people on Marijuana illegal drug all at once? Where do u live and where will u move to
My heart hurts cuz I drink too much
I need to finish my book before I die

>>24494573
lmao weed is legal bro u can go to the store and buy it

>>24494573
it's not illegal at all where I am. About 15 mins away from where I am now but it's bigger and my friends will be walking distance.
Are you full on alco? You can't really write that reliably unless you are a functional alcoholic. First you have to get good at nursing hangovers since that is when you will be writing most of the time and then you need to remember that getting wasted is what you do to gather material and getting buzzed is what you do while writing.

>>24494573
Nice painting. Who is the artist?

>>24494414 (OP)
Post an excerpt, mang. I'm a former lit mag editor and have been published a ton. I can usually tell if something's got legs.

Ok but you posted Frog so you clearly have adhd and will never publish

>>24494584
Guy Billout
>>24494594
Where r u from? What state, if maracan

>>24494594
Not OP but I have some questions for you regarding publishing. At what point should I consider getting an agent and how would I even go about doing that? And how do I avoid getting screwed on a deal?

>>24494414 (OP)
What’s it about

>>24494606
If you’re a cis white male don’t bother

I finished my novel and shilled it here to the cries of encouragement by many anons. Not a single person has bothered reading it. I already knew people were generally disappointing, but I didn't expect this from anons, it genuinely feels like a betrayal to have been coming here everyday for two years and have nothing to show for it especially from the people who keep screaming that men don't read. You will get there anon, one disappointment after another, just make sure not to pour everything into the book, otherwise you will end up more bitter than the world around you.

>>24494414 (OP)
We're all going to make it anon

>>24494744
How many copies have you sold?

>>24494414 (OP)
me too! we'll hang out at the nobel prize ceremony <3.

>>24494767
This sounds so wholesome
We can meet up beforehand tho and drink at Parisian cafes
We can get drunk and I'll introduce u to van Gogh and Backett
Lit meet up when ?

>>24494752
Since it was released in 2022 that one has sold about 160 copies

>>24494414 (OP)
It better be a sequel to the Bible.

>>24494414 (OP)
You should do the humble thing and use one word as a psudonym to avoid recognition. This should be a gift to humanity after all.