>Be me
>be artist
>sudden stroke of genius comes to me
>I lock myself into my room for 5 months, eating nothing but beans
>I'm starting to feel like shit from eating so many beans.
>typing, thinking, typing, thinking
>reach for more beans
>working my ass off
>ass hurts from sitting so much
>finally on my last page.
>done.jpg
>finally. Holy shit, it's perfect. And the moral message is obvious, yet subtle.
>gets published
>"Death of the author" has exploded in popularity in the last 5 months
>Didn't know about this trend because I was busy in my room
>Everyone thinks the book is about the pleasures of sodomy
>mfw the book is about how Hitler did nothing wrong.

Pythagoras would have been shocked

>>24496439
?

Should have written a better book, faggot. A novel is a form of communication, you failed to communicate your ideas properly and you failed to edit out the homosexual undertones present in all of your works (including your OP post, I could tell you were a fag by line 1)

>>24496410 (OP)
kek

>>24496439
Lol

>>24497024
plz explain

>>24496410 (OP)
>ass
>ass
>ass
>"Why do people think that when I wrote it my soul's focus was on ass things???"
You cannot create art not about things you care about and you care a lot about male ass.

>>24497033
Pythagoras forbade his apostles from eating beans because he thought they contained the souls of dead people.

>>24497033
>>24497480
Pythagoras was of the school of thought that anything “living” (anything that moved so plants and even magnets) had a soul. He believed himself to be a cucumber in a past life.

>>24497484
>i'm pickle goras

>>24496410 (OP)
>>24497006
your post is funny as it is. no need to samefag.

>>24496410 (OP)
>in the last 5 months
more like the last 5 decades, kid

>>24497727