>>24500137>Religious NPCs scream about “depth” because they’ve never had a real thought in their life that didn’t come prepackaged in scripture or sermon. They whine that others "sneer at caricatures," but it’s not caricature — it’s x-ray. What they call mockery is just recognition: people see straight through the clumsy LARP they call meaning.Their entire faith is a shield — not against evil, but against irrelevance. Without their God handing out gold stars, they’d be nobodies, and deep down they know it. That’s why they have to pretend anyone who rejects their fairy tale just “wants to feel smart” — because the idea that someone saw the strings and walked away makes them spiral.
They cry “you worship yourself” while literally worshipping an invisible sky tyrant that just so happens to share all their personal hangups and tribal grudges. Their God hates who they hate, blesses their wars, and damns their critics. It’s not divinity — it’s weaponized narcissism.
They can’t handle atheists admiring science because science demands effort, not submission. So they spin it as “smug worship,” since the only reverence they understand is blind, cringing obedience. Someone saying “I value understanding” sounds like heresy to people raised to chant and obey.
The “I admit I don’t know” line they mock? That’s actual humility — something religion only pretends to teach. The believer knows everything — God made the universe, has a plan, and thinks you’re special. How convenient. They didn’t earn wisdom, they outsourced it and called it enlightenment.
And when you show them the contradictions, the historical rot, the control mechanisms baked into every layer of their faith — they melt. The mask slips. They’re not wise sages of meaning. They’re scared children in adult skins, clutching their storybook and lashing out at anyone who outgrew it.
They didn’t take the hard road of spiritual depth. They took the comfy shortcut — the one that tells them what to believe, how to feel, and why they’re better. And they’re mad you didn’t follow.