What's the most insufferable piece of zoomie newspeak you've been exposed to?

>>24499474 (OP)
Hearing people say "S.A." bothers me.

"ahh"

>>24499474 (OP)
>it's giving
Why did zoomers decide there was some problem with saying "it's giving off" ?

>>24499474 (OP)
English calqued idiom, and that's the zoomie norm

>>24499495
it is*

>>24499474 (OP)
mirrors can see all eggs no matter what they are behind or how far away

>>24499487
This and "unalive". Shits Orwellian.

>>24499629
"unalive" was a joke at first but I can't believe there are people who use it seriously.

The worst kind of neology concerns gay male slang.
I strongly dislike that it has become popular among straightoids.
Hearing the words "twink" and "bottom" used publicly makes me deeply uncomfortable.

>>24499638
it's because you aren't allowed to say anything negative about faggots anymore. If you start respecting faggots their shit will become normalized.

people were warned about this happening but they didn't fucking listen.

>>24499474 (OP)
All of it is AAVE so it is all contemptible.

>>24499629
>>24499632
I appreciate and encourage the censor-dodging non-compliance nature of it. I wish that we get our own full cockney-rhyming slang dialect from it.

>>24499681
>the censor-dodging non-compliance nature of it

yeah, it's up there with "I would prefer not to."

>>24499632
people say unalive because social media algorithms penalize posts that say "murder" or "suicide" etc.

>>24499474 (OP)
fr fr

"y'all" and "folks", unless it's someone whose regional dialect includes those words (mainly Southerners).

They took off because "guys" is gendered. Using them signals you're both too pussy to keep speaking the way you grew up, and too stupid to think of a more articulate phrasing.

>>24499638
"Serving cunt" is just a foul term in general. Aurally and in meaning.

>>24499723
>Serving cunt

I haven't heard that one before.

>>24499721
No, they took off because people don't know grammar anymore so they don't know that "you" is both singular and plural at the same time. You're also illiterate like them since you didn't know.

>>24499721
>Using them signals you're both too pussy to keep speaking the way you grew up, and too stupid to think of a more articulate phrasing.
What the fuck else should I say in place of "guys"?
Accomplices? Companions? We don't live in Victorian England

>>24499638
I'll agree with this. Just putting "-ussy" at the end of anything

>>24499721
These ones; as well as "problematic." I kind of hate the word "woke," too, even if I'm anti-fag. I just hate modernity in general. The Great Regression couldn't come soon enough: I just hope it's from smth that doesn't kill a lot of people like nuclear war, but instead a massive global recession or an EMP attack or smth relatively less disastrous than total global cataclysm.

>>24499788
>the term "problematic" is solidly a millenial term.

>>24499814
You're not wrong but zoomie newspeak has filtered thru the entire popular culture. Anyone with a Toktok account or a trans flag in their Xitter bio has been infected. Hell, even most churches have been infected by the modernity mind virus. It's all just differing shades of ideological possession.

>>24499746
Ladies and Gentlemen.
God society is fucked.

>>24499721
It’s double. It’s genderless and niggerspeak.

>>24499750
That’s anime ironic. Not American homo origin. E.g. pozzed, bear, cruising

>>24499823
>anywhere women have been allowed to participate in high positions
Ftfy

>>24499474 (OP)
Zoomer parlance doesn't bother me. The fake midwestern conjugations like y'all bothers me.

>>24499824
Do you unironically say "ladies and gentlemen" in a non-formal setting? Are you that tone deaf and bad at reading the room

>>24499474 (OP)
BROOO DEADASS NO CAP THIS DRIP LITTY ON A STACK FAX ON GOD! JEALOUS AHHHH BOOMER! GEN Z STR8 BUSSIN!

>>24499746
>>24499858

How about: you, all/each of you, you two, the two/three/n of you, everyone, team, gang, family, friends, people, comrades.
I'm an ape but even I know that this is not a new linguistic challenge.

>>24499632
I thought it was originally to get around tik tok filters that would destroy your ability to be recommended if you mentioned death?

>>24499743
You people is the plural and that is offensive now because of those people (you people know who you are).

>>24499474 (OP)
The mirror knows where the egg is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the reflection from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.

>>24500367
Glad to see some fellow /k/ommandos are also well read. The Iliad and Aeneid in particular are /k/ino.

>>24500367
War Thunder kino

>>24499743
No, you is singular and the plural is ye.

>>24499629
>>24499632
Boomers
>>24499899
This.

>>24501231
Kanye?

>>24499723
i like this one but i'm generally pro-"cunt". i see this as a step towards being able to say it publicly

>>24499746
start saying "My fellows"
>>24499824
"Ladies and Gentlemen" excludes valid nonbinary folx

>>24499474 (OP)
microaggression
athiestbros
doomscrolling

>>24499746
chat ;)

Why do they ALL use n1g-derived slang? Every single zoomer from all over the world talks like they’re a hoodrat from Atlanta

>>24499721
Youschads wwa?

Stop talking this goblin language right now

>>24499474 (OP)
I hate when they use “bro” in place of nigga because they’ve been mind-colonized by ebonics but they don’t want to be un-pc
Bro really posted this :skull:
Ong he a str8 corny ahh mf

>>24499474 (OP)
Ts
Js
Skill issue
It’s giving
Touch grass

>>24499495

>>24499746
Simple, say "my niggas"

>>24499474 (OP)
Some anon said somewhere that the whole zoomer culture is based around advertisement-friendly content. This is why they censor themselves, even in their everyday lives. Capitalism did a number on them, grew a perfect goycattle.

>>24499743
>going against the degeneration of losing number in your fucking second person pronoun is illiteracy
everyone fucking knows it's both singular and plural you absolute retard, but it's such dogshit that every dialect also came up with some way to differentiate it anyways
mainly you+some marker of plurality, like you guys/lads/folks/all/people/etc

>>24499681
>>24501235
>censor-dodging non-compliance nature
It's literally just retards who soften their speech to maintain financial sponsors, anon. There's nothing punk rock about it.

>>24501259
>"Ladies and Gentlemen" excludes valid nonbinary folx

arent they real men and women anyway?

>>24501316
Because American culture is centered around niggers.

Discrimination

>>24499474 (OP)
On the mirror brah it's thou who can't see the object until these stand together because they take up space in the room, more space - more angles - more reflections

>>24499474 (OP)
"Ohio"

I live in that state. Fuck off

>>24499487
They're not far off bringing back surprise buttsex

>>24501333
>Ts
>Js
What are these ones?
Skill issue I agree on, it gets me fucking livid and has ruined game discussion

>>24499746
cunce

>>24499629
It actually sounds very Germanic to me, like one of their assorted compound words to describe a concept (e.g. suicide being "Selfmurder" when you literally translate the German word for it)

>>24501333
Touch grass is actually a great one, it gets the point its meant to convey across perfectly

>>24501316
It's not a new thing either, I'm sure many will be surprised to discover that the word "cool" being used to describe something positive is also Harlem slang from the 1940s

>>24502374
doesn't Daisy call Gatsby "cool"?

>>24499474 (OP)
Ts, js, fr, sybau or any other shortened phrase, ”ahh”, the ”-uhh” suffix like in dih, and general nigspeak like ”they doin’ x”,

>>24502389
Yeah, he was wrong in that Cool is even earlier than the 1940s, but it is "black" slang that comes from Jazz musicians iirc.
High Five was also a black thing, I was ways told it it spread to white Americans who were serving with black soldiers in Vietnam but that could also be an old wive's tale

>>24502319
Ts = this
Js = just

>>24502374
Yeah blacks have been influencing culture for a long time but in the past it was white culture occasionally borrowing something from black culture now it’s like the zoomer monoculture is just black culture. Like even the most “based” zoomers talk like niggers

>>24499474 (OP)
do americans not learn optics in science class?

>>24499474 (OP)
Probably just the Orwellian censor speech that at first was supposedly to bypass ad revenue censorship on youtube but I hear zoomies say these terms outloud in public.

>>24502504
On average, not until high school and only if they take physics which isn't taught on its own until the junior and senior year. The bonus is that if you end up taking it your senior physics class is equivalent to a first year university course (i.e. if you pass high school physics you're suited to study it in post-secondary).

Anyway, optics is pretty hard as far as fundamentals go. I can't think of something you need to learn at an intro level that's harder than optics. Maybe finite math for some people--that seemed to be a subject some people just couldn't grasp onto even if they had no problem with calc.

I hate Americans so much.

>>24502504
We do, but not education system on Earth can save some dumbasses from themselves.
People too often blame "the system", as if those retards who refuse to pay attention didn't exist and it's all the teachers' fault or something. Didn't you guys have class clowns, hooligans, etc. who were lost causes too?

>>24502504
It doesn't even take an optics class to know why the mirror isn't knowing where the egg is. If the mirror was all-seeing it would be all black like an iris or a camera phone, then it would know. Put the mirror in the dark where its surface will be all black and all of a sudden you will see that it will see the egg because the egg will disappear from the mirror, and then you will know that the mirror knows where the egg is. She doesn't know the surface of the mirror is all black where the paper touches the mirror, but all white in front of the mirror and all black behind it. That doesn't take optics, it takes common sense.

>>24502302
Ohio sucks though, like unironically.
Why did the Wright Brothers invent the airplane? To leave Ohio!

>>24499474 (OP)
all the social media censor dodging euphemisms drive me crazy. Unalive, pdf file, s.a., etc
t. zoomer

>>24503815
I get why they're used on the internet, but people using them irl drives me crazy

>>24499474 (OP)
>thoughbeit
Imagine being this retarded.

>>24499632
"Unalive" wasn't a joke; it was a way to circumnavigate TikTok's, i.e. the Chinese government's, censors.
>>24499681
>I wish that we get our own full cockney-rhyming slang dialect from it.
It already exists: algospeak.
>>24499723
We have Chappell Roan and her die-hard, faggot followers to thank.

>>24499474 (OP)
keep seeing the word "breed" used the same way as "impregnate."
Saying "I want to breed her" is an incorrect use of the word and it makes me want to get violent whenever I see or hear it

>>24499746
>What the fuck else should I say in place of "guys"?
Nothing. Keep saying "you guys." If some faggot gets upset about that, ignore them.

>>24499788
>I kind of hate the word "woke,"
MAGAtards completely lost the meaning of "woke."

>>24499858
>>24503673
>unironically
Retards who use "unironically" in serious conversation.

>>24499629
It’s honestly textbook Orwellian to the point where I think he may have actually used this exact word at some point

>>24499746
Comrade silly

>>24499487
>>24499629
This is mostly a result of the algorithm removing your comment outright when you say the no no naughty words.

>>24501333
JS = Joshi shougakusei = uoh?

>>24499474 (OP)
Overhead "main character" used in the supermarket the other day, created an immediate avoidant response within me. Even though the premise of shaming narcissists I agree with, I think the term is over-used.

>>24499746
'Ihr' for informal plural and 'Sie' for formal plural.

>>24502370
I think we should keep adding more and more German words into the English lexicon until English becomes the new German. Let's turn this ship around.

>>24499474 (OP)
Not newspeak per say, but I've never felt more disrespected in my life than when a zoomer didn't capitalise my name. Verifying that it was something he seemed to do to everyone, why do they do this? Is capitalisation seen as aggressive to them or too formal or are they just lazy?

'ahh' is the gayest shit ever, just say ass.
'ion' is lame as fuck too but I don't see it as much now.

>vibes
Look at this shit from a post in my city
No one asks "what the fuck are you talking about"

>>24502372
It always makes me laugh because I'm almost 100% sure anyone who uses that phrase regularly does not spend a lot of time outdoors and in nature

>>24499490
This makes me piss and shit my pants with rage

>>24499474 (OP)
In my experience "on god" is the most commonly used and thus the most annoying, desu

>>24502370
I like the German word for suicidal 'Lebensmüde', literally means tired of life.

>>24499474 (OP)
bump

>>24499474 (OP)
>your/you're
>then/than
Always a native english speaker confusing those up, or doing it on purpose.

>>24499835
that's southern you nimrod.

>>24502504
I did

>>24502770
I hate you too, mr. insignificant third worlder

>>24502372
could just mean your mom's pubic hair, too.

>>24499474 (OP)
most zoomer speak is just nigger speak, due to the hightened unflux of nigger culture

>>24502370
As opposed to "suicide", a redundant modern english compound word to describe a concept?

>>24505825
send em back and nuke the continent

>>24503659
Meds.

>Slaaaaaa~aaay ^_____^

>>24501304
>microaggression
I am a millennial and hate zoomerspeak but we have to take responsibility for this one. It's been around for ages.

>>24506063
microaggressions are real, they are representations of indirect/passive aggression, however, some people simply use the term to feed into and weaponise their victimhood.

>>24502374
Not an american but isn't like 90 percent of ebonics derived from ancient redneck dialects?

>>24499670
No it's because of the internet. It's the same way weird shit from 4chan which would only be of interest to autists has become mainstream. There are no social barriers on the internet so if something is read or heard often enough people will start using it themselves, disregarding its origins.

>>24499474 (OP)
okay, but seriously, how can the mirror see what's behind the paper?

>>24506089
Microaggressions are the best weapons to combat woke without full-blown cancellation.

All of these words are tavistock creations

>>24506117

Photons, photons everywhere.

>>24503960
Nah, leftists stole it. It had the same meaning as "based" (another stupid word) for a short period when it first came into political usage.

>>24503957
It's a revolting term, and another example of human societal decay, along with dozens of others in this thread. Humans willingly reducing themselves to livestock, it would actually be funny if I didn't have to live on this planet with them.

The N word

>>24506465
I vaguely remember Alex Jones earnestly referring to himself as 'woke' when the term first surfaced.

>>24503957
>>24506469
It's more homo slang, which is why it's repulsive. Fags refer to unprotected homosexual intercourse to climax as "breeding". Then retards on the internet start using it because they saw homo pervs saying it.

>>24506482
>>24499638
What’s with all the straightoid seething in this thread? /lit/ is a gay board. Don’t you have other shit to do like donating to an onlyfans girl or watching your wife get bred by Tyrone?

>>24506477
I prefer the term 'awakened' personally

>>24506117
Think about what is in front of the mirror. Its not black Since it's not black, it doesn't know whats there. The surface and whats behind the mirror are all black so they know what's there, but when you put something in front of the mirror it can't know it and show it as to what is there until the back part of the mirror blackens. If a mirror were all black like an iris or a photo lens it would know exactly whats there, but it doesn't. Shit out the lights and everything changes. Remove the paper from the mirror and press the egg to the mirror, pull it back, the black part of the mirror has memory and shows in time what shows now.

>>24506494
that's rude of you

>>24506494
I like how the homo presumes everyone is as sexually fucked up as he is lmao

>>24499788
>>24503960
>>24506465
>>24506477
"Woke" was the american niggerspeak equivalent to something like "redpilled" or being knowledgeable, in their case on muh racism, being oppressed, we wuz-tier conspiracy theories, etc. Later it was picked up by feminists and shitlibs and is to them anything that is "good". At the time some conservatives also started using it as a positive word, but quickly dropped it.
It was then forced and astroturfed as a replacement word for politically correct. Because we can't use politically correct anymore, it's too on the nose. "Woke" as a word also sounds like retarded baby babble and means nothing, so it dilutes and infantilises the conversation further.

>>24499474 (OP)
Every time they say "grape" instead of rape i think of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzgUGY36gqM

I think of the zoomers as a generation morbidly obsessed with their own youth. And it's understandable that they are, since youth is really the only advantage they've ever had. But now the oldest of them are staring down 30, and they're not turning out to be capable adults.

>>24499502
Marrant de voir que calque en anglais est aussi un calque.

>>24506465
None of that is true.

>>24506630
>Later it was picked up by feminists and shitlibs and is to them anything that is "good".
Nothing "woke" is good. Everyone knows this.

>>24499474 (OP)
When zoomers use singular "they" pronouns for obviously normal men and women, drives me crazy. Even if you want to be deferential to gay wokisms, it still goes against those rules. We all know who the gay retards are who actually care just by looking at them, you don't need to pretend to be retarded and not know obvious men and women are men and women.

>>24505353
Vibes are the most useful concept introduced in popular conversation over the last decade. It's essentially the perfect method to use to get away with stating something without having to prove it or back it up. It's a feeling, something we can't really explain, and it subconsiously comes with a kind of appearance of honesty that makes it extremely valuable when being dishonest. Add to that the importance of appearing laid back and chill when it comes to being listened to or believed online, and the idea of constantly talking about "vibes, bro" makes perfect sense. Wanna kill other people's hype over something you don't like? "It just gives me bad vibes, like idk. Like it's got vibes like it was made by ai or whatever."
No need to back anything up. No need to explain yourself. And if someone tries to disagree with you, just paint them as hysterical for caring more about the topic than you. "Blud talking like he sephiroth lmaooo *skull emoji*"
Good opinions in the eyes of others are all about appearances, and this decade is all about appearing like you don't care. Talk like a caricature of a 90s stoner from a movie. Lower your eyelids in photos. Talk about vibes and make fun of yourself for being dumb, people love that.
Dialogue has always been a performance first and foremost, if you don't like this particular one just wait a decade. I'm sure we'll overcorrect into some new set of annoying behaviors in order to sound more right about things we don't know.

>>24507033
The vibe I'm getting is that you should shut the fuck up.

>>24499487
>>24499629
I've had a theory that the reason this kind of thing is so prevalent is due to the rise of censorship for content creators almost a decade ago. In the wake of the adpocalypse on YouTube, and all the social media sites clamping down on what internet personalities can say, people started using "self-delete" and "SA" to avoid demonitization on the platform. Considering how much modern culture is derived from influencers and internet content creators, I imagine those terms being used in real life came from that.

>>24499876
whatsh up gang ?!??

>>24507042
yo this dude wildin bro lmaoooo

>>24506813
Yeah, people (rightly) talk shit about millienials in their 30s, but zoomers are going to be even worse.

>ITT old people complain about the world not staying exactly how it was when they were young. Even though the world and culture has been in a constant state of flux for thousands of years

Pretty pathetic ngl

>>24506260
Using them against passive-aggressive people is more acceptable, however usually a sign of a weak, cowardly person who avoids confrontation at all costs. Like back-handed compliments, etc. Always common amongst women although I've noticed more and more men are behaving like women these days and its pathetic.

>>24507071
Masculinity has been a punching bag since at least the 90s. It's the thing that those stupid, bad people with the wrong political opinions are into. It's what we're trained to laugh at and fear at the same time. I'd imagine the uwu femboy pretending-to-be-gay-to-get-into-the-henhouse stuff we've been seeing is a strategy to utilize the comparatively positive connotations of femininity for the personal gain of men.
If it works it works, I guess.

>>24507064
I don't want the world to stay the same as when I was a child. The world fucking sucked then. I want it to not keep getting worse, but it does.

>>24506813
I've pondered how many zoomers will commit suicide around or before 30 since their entire personality seems to revolve around being young and they love making fun of people 30+.

>>24506939
This just reminded me, although not a strictly zoomer phrase, of people who use partner to describe their so when they're a normal heterosexual couple. Always makes me think they're gay.

>>24507064
Your generation has allowed arbitrary social media rules to dictate its IRL speech; why?

>>24507086
"IRL" is an arbitrary phrase too

>>24507079
People say zoomers are obsessed with hip-hop, but this isn't strictly true. They only listen to hip-hop made in the past 5 or so years - anything older is old-head trash to them. They only like hip-hop to the extent that it panders to their zoomer self-image.

>>24507097
lol

the jews are “cooked”. i’m “schlumped”

>>24499474 (OP)
This is what adipose tissue does to the brain when you are NOT of the type that concentrates it in the thighs alone, i.e. "the apple body type." If you are apple body type, you need to consider that the fructose and palm oil accumulates in your brain and makes you do that*

>>24507079
We'll probably just do what the millennials did in the 2010s; get old and turn our ire from the people older than us to the people younger than us.
The balding, overworked middle managers that spend their free time obsessed with nostalgia and aesthetics were once the young, hip teens that listened to music their parents thought was trash and wanted to change the world.
I recently started reading the Scott Pilgrim comics (it was a gift). It's like a time capsule from the mid-2000s, a time I vaguely remember as part of my early childhood, but for the generation before mine, it seemed like the time of their lives. It's the echoes of what was once a group of fun and interesting people. It makes my heart sink sometimes.
Knowing that in a decade or so, I'll be staring down the barrel of middle age like the millenials before me, having nowhere to go but back to the comfort of a rose-tinted past, gives me that same heart-sinking feeling.

>>24507107
I you want the yids to understand your comment, please consider writing 'kaputz,' and not 'cooked.' Understood?

>>24499545
hey anon, I just want to let you know I really like this post. it makes me feel happy :)

>>24499487
>>24499629
Using "sexual assault" instead of "grope" or "rape" is also Orwellian. How many rounds of newspeak have we had? People use "low-income" instead of "poor", "mentally-ill" instead of "crazy", "overweight" instead of "fat" and so on.

>>24507116
Zoomers need to enter a new period of invention, and they need to do it fast. We are at a crossroads where we may choose to revere an older generation or have a rubberneck fascination with what will be allegedly 'hip' and 'young' in the future. I would mention my Gen X parents generation who looked to what was popular in music and media among millennials. I feel like getting spoon-fed our culture by looking to the young will be misguided, inaccurate, and ungratifying. And conversely nostalgia, and blinding material sentimentality is certainly quite misguided. We see nerd culture becoming mainstream for instance among millenials. One should use derive from the past and from tradition diligently and soberly rather. We do needfully need to look back, yes.
My prescription: Gen Z men need to larp as blue collar, red-blooded males from a century prior, or as some sort of Victorian thing perhaps. And even if affordability doesn't permit having a very rich social life, I think we should behave as if we have a lively, bustling one. One can trick oneself into making it so.
I also think we should be very consistent aesthetically, and we should value the ubiquity of high quality goods. In the 50's it was cars, that era was the paramount of virtue with respect to the automobile. In the 18th and 19th century fine tailoring was our common code of excellence. These avenues are chivalric in my opinion.
Now as a generation where hoodies for instance are ubiquitous; and I'm not resenting this too much, or picking on anyone; I think we should opt not to be sentimental for it. I think we should rewrite our story with a strain of chivalry, love of virtue and splendour. Gen Z should preoccupy itself with invention and not with what is coming next as the cultural landscape will create by osmosis. And neither should we fall into a sentimental, nerdy spell as many have.

>>24506939
Most people doing that are progressives. The rule is that if you don't openly state your preferred pronouns, you'll be referred to as singular they. It's not exclusive to zoomies, it's intentional, and they're not pretending to be retarded.

>>24507033
It's insane and I have no idea why people are like this
Using "vibes" as a deflection then thinking actually caring about things is uncool and cringe is a recipe for stupidity

>>24507205
I've come to a similar conclusion. We are a generation that yearns for a tradition that has been robbed from us. Classics are no longer taught in colleges, and academic rigor has gone down the drain. Popular culture has become entirely commercialized, and our "high art" is more concerned with defilement than beauty. Our speech, dress, and mannerisms have become childish; it is not uncommon to see adult men arguing over media made for children. My prescription is to go beyond LARPing and restore the values of the past, without resorting to mere nostalgia. For example, many cars in the past had an elegance that today's cars don't match. The nostalgic man believes this will never be recaptured. The neo-traditionalist believes it can, if and only if we exemplify the values of that era. He recognizes that the problem facing Western civilization is a spiritual one. In the nostalgic, there is a belief in the inevitable fall of man. For this reason, he doesn't bother with active resistance and retreats into his memories. The Zoomer cannot do this, since he has few memories of good times, very recent memories of bad times, and a whole life ahead of him. It is time we wake up and see nostalgia not as a fad, but as a call to action. Let us not go forward down the road which has been laid before us, but go back to the future. A good place to start is the value of timelessness. From this ideal, we can derive many values of the past, such as truth, beauty, justice, legacy, building to last, repairing rather than replacing, and more.

>>24507439
>posts the symbol of decadence and decay while lamenting the state of the world
What did she mean by this

>>24507328
>thinking actually caring about things is uncool and cringe
This is probably one of the most harmful ideas of zoomer/youth culture, since anything is potentially subject to this kind of critique. Also, considering planes of consciousness, I would posit that 'caring' is the middle ground between enlightenment and not caring, which would be at the bottom. I often notice this same sort of phenomenon play out in other parallels of zoomer culture where on the surface/superficial level one could be fooled into thinking that zoomers are achieving some sort of higher/developed understanding, when in fact the opposite is true. Like the idea of 'ego-death' which has been appropriated and completely misrepresented in zoomer culture.

>>24507441
Your line of thinking is gnostic & patently anti-material sounding bullshit. A quality good is not decadent in that sense you mean. That sense where collapse follows. Where overindulgence brings scarcity. Please.

That nice car is the product of gratuity, which is real. Where nice virtuous fruit is yielded, nothing exploitative happened in it's attainment. You are capital-J-Jaded. Not all nice things necessitate exploitation.

>>24507556
LOL
Gnosticfags are so fucking retarded and shallow
>everything bad is because of the demiurge therefore i don't have to improve or reflect because it's le demiurges fault
>anyone criticising me is a hylic
What a system

>ts so tuff
this one irrationally pisses me off. describing things you find cool to be "so tuff" is insanely annoying to me for some reason
t. 1997 zoomer

Problematic
Equity
Exclusion/Inclusion
Exploitation
Justice
Woke
Cancel
Ally
Cis-anything
Deadname
Folx
Latinx
Hate speech = anything that isn't pro-socialism
Internalized oppression (???)
Mansplaining
Theres way more
I dont really give a shit about slang, its the Newspeak that gives me the creeps

>>24507178
>Using "sexual assault" instead of "grope" or "rape" is also Orwellian
No it's not. Using "S.A." is though and "sexual assault" sounds worse than "grope." Are you ESL?

>>24499721
As a Southerner, it pisses me off when some yankee bastard interprets my use of y'all or a derivative as some sort of political statement. I'm not going to stop speaking my native tongue just because some /pol/ incel gets triggered by hearing it because they imagine it has something to do with blacks or leftists.

One of my absolute favorite words is y'all'd've, a contraction of "you all would have", which will really turn heads if you use it while you're so unlucky as to be visiting some godforsaken hellhole like California.

>people twisting the corporate worship and bending the knee of using their censored bullshit into some epic revolutionary punk thing
Jesus fucking christ

"Media Literacy" makes stupid people feel smart for not thinking critically and believe what they're told.

>>24507601
I disagree, "grope" has a sleezy and disgustingness to it. "Sexual assault" sounds like a misdemeanor

>>24507599
Half of these aren't exactly newspeak but indicate another problem, the misuse of words in a way that often contradicts their true etymological definition.

>>24507602
Is it just me or is "y'all" not a technically sound contraction as any? I mean if you want to speak extremely eloquently you would take care to avoid using contractions as much as possible. But if you use them often, 'y'all' is perfectly in the cards, yes?

>>24507608
What is media literacy...
Watch:
Star Wars--Cinema
Addison Rae twerking--Short form content
Black Twitter--Online discourse
August Ames cumpilation--Degenerate porn starring a woman who died of despair
Harry Potter--Fiction
Youtube Video Essay--Philosophy

"Speak truth to power".

Also "speak your truth".

>this thread

>>24507665
>there is literally nothing wrong with saying unalive because it upsets our chinese corporation

>>24507667
Who are you quoting?

>>24507668
>>24507665

>>24507609
>groupe
Sounds like it's a French word for grab.
>"Sexual assault" sounds like a misdemeanor
Assault is a misdemeanor?

>>24507702
>Sounds like it's a French word for grab.
You're proving my point
>Assault is a misdemeanor?
No, but the phrase has become so overused, it might as well be one.

>She was S.A. and unalived herself

>>24499474 (OP)
everyone generation has their own lingo, gramps

>>24507713
>You're proving my point
Nope. Literally just sounds like grab.
>No, but the phrase has become so overused
"Sexually assaulted" sounds worse than "groped", anon. When was the last time you sexually assaulted around in the dark for the remote? Lol

>Zoomers' kids are going to be called Generation Beta

>>24507716
>gramps
Are we deadass lmao
We actually use unc now lil bruh

>>24507257
No, it's basically universal among zoomers, even non-progressive ones. Obviously older people who do it are doing it for intentional ideological reasons, but for zoomers it's unconscious.

>>24506494
did you type that out with your anal prolapse?

>>24507097
Self delete yourself

>>24507205
>>24507439
Ts so cringe

90% of the time some mong online says 'dynamics' what he really means is "I've no clue what I'm talking about but I want it to sound like I'm saying something important".

>>24508341
My favourite thing is when someone gets chatgpt to write something for them and then they alter it slightly to try to mask the AI, but it's still blatant.

>>24508343
If that is your favorite thing you must not be living a very rich life

>>24501582
>grew a perfect goycattle
>the generation defrauded and/or grifted by OWS and BLM trying to insult the first adult generation in the modern day to openly shit on Israel and its geopolitics
Yet another thread proving 4chan has no pulse anymore on the shit it's criticizing. Half the shit in here is millennial trite and the other half you never actually hear in real life. What the fuck is this >>24499721, for instance? Does this place really think "guys" isn't used anymore? The site's been deteriorating even more quickly since the 20s began, no wonder why it's bleeding users.

Probably words like "zoomer", "sperg", "chimp out", "alpha", "sigma", "fren", "vidya"

You guys have no justification for your anger about the words mentioned in this thread when you also propagate your own retarded version of the English language.

>ywn stop the evolution of the english language
>ywn have your comfy nostalgic safe space with no words you dont like

>>24508428
>you never hear in real life
Zoomers are online more than they’re out irl

>>24508428
This.
>i hate newspeak
>goycattle
>anon
>zoomer

>>24508432
>>24508438
Show me one post where someone said they hate all slang. You’re allowed to think some slang is fine and other slang is stupid

>I hate when people talk a certain way to avoid being censored
>That's why I use (((them))) rather than just saying Jews

>>24501317
Not quite north enough to be a "yous" guy
Not quite west enough to be a "yinz" guy
Just right to be a "yuhs" guy.

As in, "Okay, see yuhs. Drive safe"

Of course, in writing, I would never in a million years use anything other than "you" for the plural second person

>>24508432
The evolution of the english language crashed a long time ago. Modern english has been infamously static. What we're seeing now is just stagnation and decay, not growth or recreation.

>>24499746
Friends, Romans, countrymen...

>>24499721
Gendershit is one of the reasons "y'all" and "folks" took off, the other is that millennials and zoomers desperately want to sound and act like niggers (who in turn took them from southerners)
>American culture is centered around niggers
>Western culture is centered around America
>Western culture is centered around niggers
And the Jews are behind it all. This explains every form of retarded nuspeak you hate.

>>24508539
I have never heard anybody who wasn't american say y'all. I think I may have heard the occasional British trains say folks, but it is not a normal part of speech outside of america.

>>24505815
this happened way before zoomers, similarly with isle/aisle, principal/principle, duel/dual and several others
and yes it's always native english speakers

>>24506022
that was gay millennials as well

>>24508428
>Does this place really think "guys" isn't used anymore?
No, you are illiterate.

>>24499474 (OP)
>What's the most insufferable piece of zoomie newspeak you've been exposed to?

It would have to be "What's the most insufferable piece of zoomie newspeak you've been exposed to?"

so many new words and phrases to me in this thread
do you guys actually interact with zoomers, or how do you learn these?

>>24506117
i like threads with that webm because anons will mock the people in it but you almost never see the explanation because people on 4channel are as dumb as those tiktokers
>how can the mirror see what's behind the paper?
because there's a straight line from the surface of the mirror to the object behind the paper. That part of the mirror "sees" the object and reflects it

>>24509350
The easiest way to explain it is to remind these idiots of how a laser works on a mirror. If you angle it, the laser doesn't hit the mirror and go back in the direction it came from, it reflects off at the same angle it came in at but in the other direction.

>>24507732
>zoomers
>having kids
lol

>>24509350
Exactly, you're about right, but the mirror doesn't see it at all, hence why there is a whiteness behind the mirror (after the egg; before the paper). There is a straight line from the egg coming into the mirror at many angles, more angles than potentialities for all seeing from the eye (sincetheegg is bigger than the eye's iris). The mirror doesn't "see" or "reflect" the object but it can be said to be seen by the all black part of the eye which sees the egg beyond the mirror, and can behold one real egg, one virtual egg entirely within the all black, or both eggs simultaneously. Add a second mirror to the surface of the first mirror and tilt it to get a glimpse of the back of beyond region approaching the true blackness of the surface of the mirror. That is the region the egg won't penetrate because nothing but a second mirror can even come close to re-presenting it and by the mercy of Allah swt the consequences of seeing an "all black" egg would scramble anyone's brain.

>>24507439
ignore the other replies. i dont know if you got this from somewhere else, but your post got me. i am a neo-traditionalist. i never thought of culture this way, but the idea of your post makes so much sense to me.

>>24499835
Yall is said like everywhere east of the appalachians. I grew up in Tacoma and we said yall

>>24509423
Sad!

>>24507075
I witnessed in real time, and can almost pinpoint it, just maybe a few months into Trumps initial term, the MSM? esp. FOX news making it a crucial story to report about who is masculine or not - a serious wtf week of this shit. This was never of really captivating interest in the 90's - it was who's tanks and jets are the biggest, fastest, etc.
Funny, too, was how "The Daily Show" immediately did a mimic show which sucked the wind from the failboat of FOX etc. This was an old tactic, sometimes effective, that if you mimic the foolish back onto themselves, it was a *mic drop* moment and that shit never happened again.

>>24509815
>sry no, my bad
it was during the candidate race between Biden and Trump, later than I stated.

>>24509824
>>24509815
minor error, looks like you lose

thanks for all the great suggestions to make you seethe in the future (:

i like writing you all out to just demonstrate the spoken or written components of it or something

also i think pronouns are important for like of pulse daimons or daemons or things that i cannnot even properly talk about because it is just um bat county over there or something even just using the pronoun is like well hello i

yeah pronouns are important for other reasons but also because of um pulse daimons or something like that as it were

>all lowercase passive aggressive "hey im just a chill guy" bullshit
>fake sleazy but wholesome, not newspseak but still an insufferable zoomie trend
>reductionism of complex political and social topics to "just be a decent FUCKING human being"

>>24499638
I've noticed a lot of the incel terminology actually seeped in from the homosexual community, either that, or men just break down race to food when amongst themselves. "Ricecel" and "Currycel" aren't too far away from "Rice queen" and "Curry queen".

>>24499629
The "Great Replacement" gets called the "Big Switcharoo" by one youtube content creator.

>>24507752
>this right here
it's when the learned and the wise speak up, we don't really understand the fog we've been standing around in.

>>24509847
ohshitnigger u pulled a phrase from older than dirt, you r in bat country nimtard, stop smelling ur own butthole all day.

>>24509826
have buttsex

pierceday.metalabel.com/aphone

>>24509231
instagram reels

>>24499474 (OP)
Zoomer Derangement Syndrome thread. You balding millennials are just boomers but poorer.

>>24509815
My comment was less in the context of the political sphere and more cultural in the scope of the US and likely the west in general.

>>24509815
To add to >>24510200 ; in the case of American politics, bashing masculinity, or trying to recontextualize it, was 100 percent seen before Trump. Don't forget the "toxic masculinity" that people had been freaking out over since the campaign at that time. In general though, the stereotypical masculine guy has been portrayed as a dumb, ignorant buffoon in order to make the correct people look smart and interesting, going back to the Colbert Report and even earlier.
It was only until 2024 or so that we saw the old boomer mentality wane just enough at the Democrat party that they started pushing a sort of alt-masculinity to try to broaden their appeal, which gave us those borderline-satirical "real man" media operations. It may not have worked, but they tried their best, I guess.
So overall, you're nearly right in the scope you chose, just remember that optics and messaging in politics have been going on a lot longer than 2016.

>>24509853
>>reductionism of complex political and social topics to "just be a decent FUCKING human being"
That's everyone though. Politics has been about weaponized empathy for a long time, it's the basis for keeping people in power without having to actually push popular policies.
If you have a political corporation, commonly called a "party", that gets its funding from a very different group of people than the group that provides the votes, you would think you'd have to make some tough decisions, choosing between helping one group or the other, right? Well, as it turns out, the voter base loves, over anything else, to feel like they did something good. That they're on the right side of history, and one day they want to look back on the 5 bucks they gave to charity and the politicians they picked and say to themselves "I fought for what was right".
The revolution is a product, it's been bought and sold for decades. Give the people the ability to FEEL like they're the good guys, and they'll vote for you election cycle after election cycle regardless of what you actually do in power.
Remember, in politics there are two sides, the people that agree with you and the evil, wrong people who eat babies. Their corporate backers are corrupt, your corporate backers are benevolent. That's how the system works, by breaking the idea of freedom, of change, of progression off from anything material and selling it to the people like an NFT.
The only purpose grassroots candidates serve is as a way to funnel the votes and donations of the young, impassioned masses into the corporate-approved, safe-edgy candidates that win primaries. So yeah, as the millennials said during GWOT, and the boomers said during 'Nam, it really is about being moral enough as a person to agree with me, rather than be one of the evil monster-men with the wrong opinions. it really is about being "a decent FUCKING human being", and it always has been.

>>24510291
Just because that's the way it's always been doesn't mean I have to accept it

>>24510293
No, of course not. You'll push for change in a system that co-opts the idea of change in order to power the status quo.

>>24501382
>it's giving the crypt keeper
how OLD is this person

>>24505820
Modern-day North America is part of the third world now, sorry for your feelings

>>24506494
You will never be a Father.

>>24510061
>millennials repeatedly btfo by gen xers and boomers
>some of it actually works as plenty go through the entirety of the 2010s hating themselves and their own peers
>20s arrive and a handful of them desperately attempt to start a generational fight where they're the winners this time
>plan backfires horribly and turns zoomers against them
>the few who didn't give a shit and decided to instead foster gen alpha are doing such a piss poor job that alphas will grow up to hate them in the future once they realize how shitty their parenting job was
I pity gen y a bit, I suppose, but the one thing I'll forever despise them for is how poorly they've been raising their children

>>24511676
The boomers are dying and leaving millennials their wealth, zoomers are too popcorn lunged and lead poisoned from chink vapes to even leave a cultural footprint, and no one gives a shit about xers.

>>24512012
>leaving millennials their wealth
Millennials all have parental issues for this to ever pass. It's one of many reasons why they're so shit at taking care of gen alpha.

>>24511676
This sounds like pretty deep headcanon lore.

Well, fellas, these zoomers sound like a bunch of squares. Who wants to get down to the joint and swing with the hot-shots?

>>24512244
You do that bud i'll be down at the malt shop with all the dames with sexy gams

>>24512295
You know it, I'm gonna take a stacked dolly out for the drive-in theater to do some backseat bingo.

>>24500367
>>24500367
two words: blacked magic

>>24502470
I've never seen that being posted anywhere and doubt anyone would use it in an unironic way. Even zoomers have their barriers for shortcutting words

>>24499746
fellas

>>24507602
>y'all'd've
Based. We say that where I live here in Britain. But not ya'll by itself, for some reason (yiz or youse [yooz], instead)

>>24507439
>of the past, such as truth, beauty, justice, legacy, building to last, repairing rather than replacing, and more.
Roma Aeterna
Ipse dixit

>>24512222
Sure, man

>>24507178
>overweight" instead of "fat" and so on.
Everyone has fat. Over weight is more specific.
Though I suppose calling some fat is pretty insulting. As if they're just entirely fat and nothing else.

>>24499638
>twink
>"zoomie newspeak"
That one's been in use since before your parents were born.

>>24513429
Why do you autists always play dense? Does it make you feel clever to make people overexplain simple things or to poke pretend holes in what people say? We all know you understand the meaning of "fat" when describing someone.

>>24507033
FR
faxx ngl :fire:

>>24507178
>/lit/ in charge of the English language

>>24513493
not his point, retard
his point was that it has become commonplace among people who aren't part of "that world"