What is the most profound analogy?

>>24503032 (OP)
>person squats over a plate and starts pooping
>diner says 'I'm not eating this! It's shit!'
>the pooper says 'how do you know it's shit? You havent even tried it yet.'

>>24503055
this is a worse version of the poop flavoured sausage that youre skitting me did 10 years ago

probably the CRASH and the girl that says "you remind me of Erddedy" and then the girl that says it again, and then never again

The allegory of the cave has always struck me as profoundly uninspiring.
>If you didn't know any better, you'd never want to leave the cave!
>Some people art smart enough, though, like me. But no one listens to them.
>Therefore, I am smart and stupid people are dumb.

>>24504458
You probably found it uninspring because you don't understand it sufficiently, the point of it is that the man able to leave *shouldn't* be concerned with breaking everyone else out, they'll just be blinded or immediately try to kill that man. Instead, that man should be concerned with whether to puppeteer or not unless they notice someone else able to break out on their own.

>>24503032 (OP)
>Analogy is the last word of science and the first word of faith.
>Harmony is in equilibrium, and equilibrium subsists in the analogy of opposites.
>Analogy is the only possible mediator between the visible and the invisible, between the finite and the infinite.
>This universal arcanum, the final and eternal secret of high initiation, is symbolized in the Tarot by a naked young girl
>The understanding of this drawing is the key to all the occult sciences.

>>24503891
Last night you remington steele'd my juicy whopper sister?

Get tested son.

>>24503032 (OP)
the analogy of being

a guy is running towards the light and away from the monster that chases him he then realizes he is the one holding the lantern showing the light and his shadow was the monster behind him

>>24504458
Name one better allegory

>>24503032 (OP)
Plato's closet

>>24503055
"Food analogy" is a meme but they are often good for their purpose. I assume people whine about them because they are some sort of cheat in debates.

>>24503032 (OP)
The guy making the shadows is screwing your mom. Mistaking the shadows for reality is the equivalent of you sitting in the cuck chair being forced to watch.

>>24503032 (OP)
I like how Greek philosophers spent so much of their time justifying the existence of philosophers.

>>24507119
>I like how I fart
>I like to do the shart
>I like to feed my anus
>I like to use big rubber dildos
We know, you fucking faggot. Do you ever get tired of being a homosexual?

>>24507145
>an American enters the thread
>topic changes to nigger dick, rubber dildos and homosexuality

Jesus talking about old wine in new skins, and new wine in old skins >
*it's fundemental. He's going to make us a'new. Get ready.

>>24503032 (OP)
The Tales of Rabbi Nachman are a fun read—the Jewish parable dialed up to a hundred.

>>24503032 (OP)
this one

>>24503032 (OP)
blind men and the elephant, jackie chan finger pointing to the moon one, zhuangzi butterfly, ocean and waves (advaita vedanta and spinozist analogy), mirror analogy by nishida kitaro, Plotinus' light and shadows analogy, eye that cannot see itself analogy (all over philosophy), theatre stage analogy (berkeley), cloud and sky analogy by mahamudra

>>24503032 (OP)
She looked like she was poured into her dress and forgot to say when.

>>24509613
Can Plotinus be more profound than Plato?

>>24508194
>it's the juice