>Nooooooo, you can't abduct young men and drug them and brainwash them to become your personal army of assassins because... you just can't, OK?!

>>24507535 (OP)
I didn't know this existed. Is it good?

You obviously wanted someone to say "you mean the plot of Zoolander?" about your interesting foreign book

You can, but don't complain when the Mongol horde gets tired of your shit

>>24507535 (OP)
AHHH THE OLD MAN OF THE MOUNTAIN

>>24507535 (OP)
it makes me happy to see you post this book OPie, thank you so much <3

>>24507568
Good luck I'm behind a fortress on top of a tall mountain

It seems harsh but then you read about what Saladin did in Egypt and you can't help but feel where he's coming from.

>>24507577
He's gonna STONE you to death if you catch my drift

>>24507535 (OP)
Assassin's Creed 1 the novel. (literally)

>>24507593
Why

>>24510936
it's one of my favorite books

>Written, in Persian, on the hand on the cover of the Michael Biggins translation are the words: "I Feel Sorry for the Garden No one is thinking about the flowers No one is thinking about the fish No one wants to believe that the garden is dying that the garden's heart has swollen under the sun that the garden is slowly forgetting its green moments ..."
If anyone else was curious.

Still can't believe this absolute mad lad orchestrated assassinations in Europe from a little mountain in the middle of nowhere

>>24510985
Why

>>24507535 (OP)

>>24510630
AC is bad history, Saladin is an Assassin when in reality he was targeted by them

>>24508554

I have your Imam, your fortress is invalid.

>>24513025
Joke's on you the imam is occluded

>>24507538
Yes.
Well written, good characters, don’t let the assassin’s creed references fool you into thinking this is just an adventure novel.

I still don't understand what this has to do with Mussolini

Do you think the author ever even smoked weed before he wrote this?